HERRO. WELCOME TO INFERNO'S TOILET OF MYCELIUM-FILLED SUGGESTIONS--
You didn't hear that.

Anyway, I came up with these two weapons that do no damage at all:

The Slingshot:
-Fits in the Handgun category of weapons.
-Starts at 2*, and upgradeable up to 3*.
-Has 1 projectile/clip
-Medium shooting speed
-Extremely fast projectile
-Projectile is extremely small, making this a sniper-like weapon
-Projectiles have a high chance of causing Moderate Stun

I called the upgrade the Coconut Launcher.

-Same as above
-3*
-Projectiles are as big as Valiance Charge
-Projectiles are waaaay slower
-High chance of causing Strong Stun (Good for you, expensive-skolver-users!)
-Reloading speed decreased slightly
-Firing speed decreased slightly

On to the Knocker:

-2*
-Not Upgradeable
-Fits into the Swords category
-Knocks back like a Leviathan Blade charge
-Calibur/Brandish attack speed
-Combo of 1 attack
-Flourish's second hit's range

Feedback, please.