Anyone else want humorous patch notes like Nick used to post? Like the April fools patch or the announcement of Punch and Vise. Battle Sprites don't necessarily have to be funny (as they are more practical and probably need more explanation and lore to go with them) but any other bugfixes and stuff. I for one would like things to be announced this way again.
http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/trojanhorse_a.jpg <--- the April 1 "patch notes". No one knew what was hiding in the horse...