This is an Epic Rap Battles of History parody.
I take two players, and they spit some rhymes per post. Each post should be an eight sentence paragraph.
We start with:
Ink-Incorporated vs. Green-Neko
People vote for the winner. Whoever gets five votes first wins.
They make two posts per rap battle.
Example:
Poster 1
Poster 2
Poster 1
Poster 2
THE END
I'm not gon' deal with a green feline.
We just simply need less of your kind.
I be spitting all these huge rhymes.
You'll be harmed so bad that you'll start to whine!
What are you going to say next?
Oh, I already know! You're going to say that I'm the best!
You call yourself the green cat? Well, go back to the pound!
and show the pound owners that you're a green brat!
I want Feller and Redblades to post here... I was just saying that. It'd be the perfect battle.
Did you read the opening post? I said it goes in a:
Poster 1
Poster 2
Poster 1
Poster 2
Pattern.
That means we have to go again one more time.
You think I'd surrender to you saying you're the best?
Well you're wrong, I'm not, let's put you on a test.
How many hits does it take for you to be down?
Oh wait, one little poke, like a retarded clown
I've seen enough hentai to see what you doin' in the basement
You should be taken down on the ground by police on the pavement
This natural born molester's gonna die
Let's take a little moment for all the pervs to cry.
(crying noises by every tentacle perv)
I still wonder how to make Epic rap....
I don't get it...
I'm just sick of going everywhere on the internet seeing you!
Playing the keyboard, chasing a mouse, and hiding under a couch on YouTube!
You think you're famous just because you're in so many LOLCATS.
I've seen so many things better than that!
You need to get more creative if you're going to be green.
It's the most unoriginal color I have ever seen.
People in Asia not only eat octopus, but they eat cats (Sorry if it's offensive Thowardz, but some do.)!
so next time taking a trip to Japan, you'll be the one who's the rat!
WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!
fan posting. Not gonna take part.... I'm to cool.... to Joe Cool....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H84BSSyq-Ng
(And I was listing to this when I posted xD)
But yeah, I think Ink was amazing
I don't mind when people speak in that kind of tone, but I don't speak like that.
With excessively vulgar language replaced with "[CENSORED]"
[CENSORED] Warmaster [CENSORED]ing Seerus he's a [CENSORED]ing son of a [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]
I've got life so [CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED]ing hard I want more money
I'm going to [CENSORED]ing shoot yo ugly [CENSORED]ing face and [CENSORED] your wife and [CENSORED][CENSORED]ing
kill your children and drink their [CENSORED] blood you [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]
[CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] hommie dawg bro man bear pig I want a
[CENSORED]ing [CENSORED] to [CENSORED] my [CENSORED].
@Ink-Incorporated
That's ok... I already know there's people eat dog(and puppie) too...
[CENSORED] Your such a [CENSORED] fat [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] and a [CENSORED] [CENSORED] with [CENSORED] and a big [CENSORED]. Go [CENSORED] on a [CENSORED] and get [CENSORED]ed by a [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]. Yo so dumb that you[CENSORED] and[CENSORED] with a [CENSORED] and so therefore you are a [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]. You [CENSORED] kill your [CENSORED] and chop your [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] off with a [CENSORED]ing [CENSORED] knife that [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] people up the [CENSORED]
Stop coming to this thread to post lyrics, and just [redacted]ing vote already!
Hm. I seem to have produced a somewhat undesired outcome with my seven words.
1 vote for Ink
I think neko totally won. We don't know yet but 1 for neko
Does it really matter? Can't we just get started on the new battle? This thread's been up for weeks and we only have done 1 battle.
Epic Rap Battles of Spiral Knights!
Ascratchable vs. ???
BEGIN!
I'm not gonna try and rap, but someone should challenge Ascratchable.
Until I figure it out how....
EDIT: The last battle DIDN"T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SPIRAL KNIGHT!!!
Hey, squid-man, what you doing in land?
You should as well die, being on the freaking land.
Stop squirting white "ink", whenever you see a [wheelio]
When I think about it, you'd be the weakest little foe
My friends tell me you own a company,
What's it made of? [scrap] and pee?
I should just end your life, turn you to calamari
Eat you for lunch, with a cup of tea.