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Cursed Project (fiend monster)

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Tue, 07/16/2013 - 10:55
Gent-Soopakoopa's picture
Gent-Soopakoopa

Although it may look like an ordinary binder from a distance, it contains the building
blocks of a long-lost office renovation project cursed by bad leadership, unclear instructions
and freak accidents involving coffee spilling onto laptops holding crucial information. Enlivened
by the frustration and inconvenience of all those who worked on the project, it roams the
clockworks, eager to pass on its misfortune.

The Cursed Project is a rare monster which can spawn anywhere in the clockworks, randomly
spawning in place of any devilites, particularly in fiendish cities. It looks like a black binder with
a sort of cursed aura, and floats around randomly. It, like a pit boss, can turn devilites into
overtimers. It can even demote pitbosses into overtimers. It will first go up to them and spawn
a dark purple pit boss with a tuxedo. He will say "you are assigned to the project" the pit boss
will run around panicking; if you don't destroy the cursed project in 15 seconds, the purple
pit boss (pit CEO?) will reappear and say "You did a really lousy job on that project. You're demoted."
This will turn the unfortunate pit boss, and any yesman following him, into an overtimer.

If there are no devilites left for the cursed project to inconvenience, it will turn its attention to
the player. It will go into a mode where it starts behaving like a howlitzer skull, flying around and
trying to ram the player. This will not destroy it, but instead deals shadow damage and can inflict
strong curse. It is also invulnerable while attacking. After about 5 seconds, it will stop chasing
for a few seconds, which is your opportunity to attack.

The Reward

Cursed project will drop the following item at a rate of 10%

Coffee Breaker (4*)
Description: A small explosive device containing a dreadfully incomprehensible business plan. While scientists
of the Spiral Order are still trying to figure out exactly what it means to "Utilize synergetic marketing quoes",
it obviously has something to do with ruining peoples' days.

It looks sort of like a blackish-purple suitcase with bright purple, glowing cracks. The explosion effect is a bunch
of scraps of paper flying out loosely over a fairly good range. It deals moderate levels of shadow damage, and more
importantly, has a chance to curse enemies for 15 seconds.

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 11:11
#1
Waffleconecake's picture
Waffleconecake
I actually like this, the

I actually like this, the only thing I don't like is the dark ritual book part, other then that +1.
Thanks for doing a real thread gent :)

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 13:45
#2
Gent-Soopakoopa's picture
Gent-Soopakoopa
^

I like to make real threads too, of course. I'm just attracted to the glamor of troll threads, and since most other
forums will give you a temporary ban for making a joke...yeah. Gotta get it out of my system somewhere.

If it wouldn't drop a BoDR, though...what WOULD it drop? Maybe a 4* Faust or...actually, I just had an idea.

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 13:48
#3
Waffleconecake's picture
Waffleconecake
Why not make it drop I

Why not make it drop I dunno... normal drops? It could be part of some event but really, it is fine how it is.

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 14:04
#4
Gent-Soopakoopa's picture
Gent-Soopakoopa
Well, anyway, I gave it a

Well, anyway, I gave it a rare drop.

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 01:22
#5
Gravelord-Caste's picture
Gravelord-Caste
Laughter is the countdown to devastation

Plus one.

Not entirely sure about the invincibility, but at least he's not invincible when there's other Devilites.

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 08:05
#6
Zjet's picture
Zjet
Good

I like it +1

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