I don't know where to post this, but people need to know.
Come Worship your local Monomi Today, and you will be showered with Luck and Good health!
Also it will make Battle sprites come faster.
Join me in the Gardens of haven! We shall all come together as brothers and sisters to worship the true God of Cradle!
Hehehe. Fixed it ;)
Hey man, don't diss Monomi. She's so cuddly and will always listen to your stories of hardship and friendship, even when no one else will <3
The only deities I recognize are members of the Strange Tarantula-Urinating Powers of Inequitable Deities, such members including holy beings such as the god of BLT sandwiches, the god of running gags, the goddess of body hair in unexpected places, and the various gods of lingerie/bondage garments.
I pay tribute to their court by spreading thoughts and ideas which may inflict mental decay so as to melt the minds of the non-believers to further their own agenda to take over the world overnight through two laboratory mice. Unfortunately the mice have inexplicably disappeared, so they turned to their backup plan: a crate with eyebrows locked in the basement dungeon of an asylum where the staff are driven crazy by the inmates to the point of being thrown in the padded rooms within a few weeks of employment. The asylum staff often gets in the way of my holy practices, this week having interrupted a lecture to the elderly on how to transform into vehicles. After every plot foiled I am sedated and returned to my padded cell to construct a new performance to lure all the childrens into the web where an accordion playing flag will reform them into bicycles that shriek in pain on every third rotation of either wheel. With the fresh supply of bicycles we exchange them with th-
The rest of this post has been removed by the asylum staff for promoting the cannibalization of Nazis and genetic experimentation involving birds and giant robots with guns that fire kitchenware. The asylum wishes to remind civilians to report any escapees seen outside of the facility as well as informing the authorities. If the escapee attempts to bribe you with whimsical wonders and walruses with rocket launchers for flippers, refuse any and all offers made and find an adult with a blunt object to beat them into submission; not the adult, the escapee. The adult beats the escapee with the blunt weapon. Do not beat the adult with a blunt weapon. Or anything. Why are you still reading this when an asylum escapee is wandering around? For all you know they could be standing right behind you, reading this over your should-
If monomi exists, why does it let knights get lag cancer? a god would no be so mean.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
LET HIS FESTERING DISEASES WASH OVER YOUR SOUL AND FREE YOU OF YOUR DOGMATIC MASTERS!
Tzeentch isn't as good anymore because they remade the female models into something less provocative :( Before it was all like "ooh yeah, let's go transgender and change the ways and wear pink armor and have wierdly hightened reception to smell and sound", but now it's all "oh. Let's just make it child friendly, shall we? Cheerio."
Are you referring to Tzeentch or Slaneesh? Tzeentch was the lord of change while Slaneesh was the evil tranny god.
Wasn't Slaanesh the one who had all her/his/its models changed? I'm don't follow the changes to the tabletop all that close, I'm most a fan of the books side of 40K rather than the game (since my income forces me to choose between food or a squad of Space Marines).
Ganondork wins! (Really, that was a typo at first.)
This thread is weird!
We should have a Clockworks pipe inside Monomi that leads to a secret level with more profit than FSC and *dat mat machine* combined and you can only enter if you have worshiped Monomi for at least a week's time in a 30 day time.
If you mean Monomi, I feel sorry for you.