You were searching through the spiral knights form one night and you feel a ping of pain in your chest. You feel blood slowly drip as your body slumps over your key bored and spill into. A large amount of electricity is sent through your body form the blood causing your sentiance to be merged with your account on this forum. You are now bound to this web site, forced to haunt it for all eternity.
Enough back story, what title would you go by after this event? I personally would probably go by " The calm rage" to be both a paradox and rather accurate for how I act around here.