Every time somebody brings up battle spirites and the amount of time it takes OOO to make an update, Nick orders the entire dev team to set it back another week.
You see, OOO aren't a pack of money-grubbing hyenas, they're actually a tragic band of addicts - addicts to your tears.
Your tears are so, very delicious. They won't stop doing it too - they cant.
Yep, it is all... a conspiracy.
It wouldn't ever come out if that were the case...