So I found this fun game where you're supposed to list funny things you do when you're addicted.
Like: You know when you're addicted to SK when You:
You know you are an SK fan when...
-When you try to use energy drinks to revive fallen soldiers.
-When you find yourself drinking energy drinks before using an elevator
-When your favorite star is polaris, your favorite dance is the troika, and your favorite mountain is triglav
-When you run for your nerf maverick when seeing chameleons
-When you buy a wolf fur coat as protection before entering a jousting or fencing tournament
-When while playing control point in TF2, you play scout or spy, then look through your inventory for a flourish and pulsar
-When for every task you do, you ask how much cr it gives
-When you accidentally drink cyanide, get shocked, or catch fire, then try to cure it using cymbalta
-When you try to craft a table using a wolf pelt, crocodile scales, 1 log of redwood, some jelly, and a few pieces of coloured quartz
-When you believe it is easier to make a sword than to buy it
-When you kick everyone out of your house before rearranging it, then allow them re-entry
-When you try to use a sniper rifle like an assault rifle
-When you call all guns handguns, regardless of size in proportion to your body; and this image doesn't seem bizarre paired with the words: "now THIS is a knife"
-When you believe that attatching a chain to a sword will somehow make it better in the event of a zombie apocalypse
You know that you're addicted to SK when:
~You look around at night to make sure Grimalkins aren't watching you.
~You grab a spoon to fight off Jello.
~You try to shield bash through the door but instead you football tackle it and fail.
~You begin to understand and speak gremlin.
~You cry for the Peeps marshmallows being eaten by your friends and family, believing that they are innocent snipes in our world.
~You prepare for battle when you go down in an elevator.
If you see a pack of wolves, you try to protect yourself by poking them with a toothpick. (Wolvers)
You shine a lot of light if big cats are chasing after you. (Grimalkins)
You eat jelly at night because they have a shadow weakness.
You put a crown and a pearl (alchemy orb) in a vending machine. (Crafting)
You brought a katana (Acheron) to science class because you were observing bacteria. (Lichens)
my turn: you know your addicted to sk when
-you are surprised when you enter a laboratory and find no battle sprites
-you run to grab a purple sword when around large masses of jello
-every bird you find you expect to either fly off with helicopter wings or walk away and if they dont you think to yourself, "THE WORLD IS ENDING"
-when you see someone large, you expect a name to pop up above them saying Guardian Knight
You shield bash your little brother.
-You murder kings for their crowns
-You dream about battle sprites (true story dude)
-You cut gems with guns
-You hold bombs above your head for 3 sec before placing them
-You always wear armor, never take a shower, go to the bathroom or be naked.
-You try to do charge attacks in minecraft
-You try to do a charge attack with a nerf Maverick
-You think school is the training hall.
@destroyerofthenort
My favourite star is Polaris
When you see a bat you kill it with a toothpick and a skull on your head. #Cubone
When you see a cat you kill it with a frozen, electrical, burning, or holy stick.
When you see a lizard or chamelion or salamander you poke it with toothpicks and wear armor made out of them.
When you see someone wearing a hood you beat them first with a katana.
When you think wearing a burning hide, grey hood, bucket, or a cap will give you resistance to fire.
When you think a pine cone will explode if you hold it up in the air.
When you leave Kiks on the floor when you faint.
You expect a chance of a living jello to appear when carrying rocks.
You burn ice cubes en masse.
You think some bats are cyclopses.
You sell blankets for a higher price than rare minerals.
You think ectoplasm has no value when playing zombie games.
You think wearing a cowboy costume will help you shoot better.
You think wearing a wolf coat will help you slash quicker.
You think wearing a heavy outfit will help explode bombs and grenades quicker.
You think that a massive piece of jelly is the Royal Jelly, and run for your life
You think that a minigun is a handgun.
You think that making a sword out of cold iron instead of steel helps in a zombie apocalypse.
You think that you might see a piece of jelly with some hair, a monocle and a pipe.
You think that people with a mask with a wrench symbol on are Warmaster Seerus.
You say something very SEERUS.
You try to give dead people blood or a surge of electricity to revive them
-When you wear flaming lizard skin for protection
-Hen you think a pair of cheap glasses are worth more than precious minerals.
-When you think shiny underground minerals are worth little, but smaller shards are worth ten times as much
-When you see a orange birdy and say,"Drakon, where have you benn?"
-When you smash horse statues
-When you think trees are more dangerous than wolves
-When you try to knock down wolves with a pinecone
-When you think a nerf maverick(Blitz) is stronger than a hand held sniper(Magnus)
I am the real Pow, just my old actions are far worse than my new ones.
Anyway,
-When you think that a white cat is a Seraphynx.
-When you read How to train your dragon and think it's How to train your drakon.
When you watch the Avengers, you think it'll be a team of elemental swords.
You carry a key above your head with two hands.
You think cows are ghosts
You say Seerus and Seerusly instead Serious and Seriously (true story ya know)
You shoot the back of horse statues with a nerf maverick
You feed your pet purple steel and fireballs
You think dogs barf bullets
You think a grayish hoodie (chaos set) will expose you to fire, electricity, poison, concussions, and coldness
-When you don't think that dragons have wings
-When you thing dragons grow beards
-When you give your pets food to "level them up with heat"
-When you insist on cracking precious crystals instead of hauling the whole thing to your town
-When you think the world is Haven
-When you think there are multiple copies of worlds
You think cows can shoot quills
You think that white cats can shoot beams of light
You think that some puppies shoot bullets, fire and health
You think that a pistol with a bayonet (Valiance) is more powerful than a hand-held minigun (Autogun)
When you think dragons, cats and cows should all wear harnesses
When you think holding the trigger down for a few seconds makes a better shot instead of rapid fire
When you think in your brain, "/clear" whenever you erase or delete anything (No joke, I do this o-o)
You think potions are meant to be thrown instead of using it for drinking.
You pay someone $300 000 for a white fur coat
You cook your eggs so they look like lichens
You have 9001 candles in your room when you sleep
You think zombies are skeletons
You pay someone $5000 for a headband
When you play the game for 6 hrs straight
Stay up until 3:13 in the morning looking at these threads
when you throw orange juice at people expecting them to light on fire.
You try to fuse a Sudarska and a Final Flourish to get Ragnell (http://fireemblemwiki.org/Ragnell) in TF2.
When you hear someone flat-line in the hospital and you start yelling, "Use the spark of life."
When you kill a bug (Scarab), you expect it to puff up in purple smoke and disappear.
When you hold a candle in the dark, hoping that all of the black cats will stay away from you. [Grimalkin Reference] Owo
You think dogs and cats can barf bullets
When you get hurt you drop cards
You are afraid of graveyards thinking phantoms and souls and zombie skeletons will rise
When you think ''enter'' in your head before talking.
When you realize that you understand all the joke above...
Good one Popoixd!
When you hold a pair of scissors like a sword.
/think switch to elemental sword for the skeletons!
You think that the Mann vs Machine robots in TF2 are all mecha knights, retrodes and lumbers
You see a kidnapper and say 'Ey Collector! I owned you in a 2-3 mission!'
You think that Spiral Knights models can be used in Garry's Mod
You call pets 'battle sprites'
You think wearing scales is better than wearing a metal chestplate when fencing
You try to build a Mecha Knight to help fight school bullies (Gremlins)
You try and make a Guild with your friends
You say /sit bfore you sit down
You say Z before you get on a chair or bed
You never jump
You wear some sort of battlesuit 24/7
You think that there is no difference between Orks and sick Gremlins
You put purple crystals into your cakes to try and make them come alive
You slice jellies with a sword instead of eating them.
You tried burning your self with FoV (Fang of Vog) instead of eating chili
You thought your pet puppy will shoots bullet at you
You thought the shuffle bot will do the shuffle dance everyday
@Pow-Posts-Again You thought eating a spiky jelly with your spoon is ok
You thought killing eachother in an arena with sharp blades is legal
You thought freezing vaporizer is meant to be an air conditioner
You thought doctor exist
You thought heating your weapon in a minecraft furnace will be 10x faster
You thought candles are suppose to be small
You thought orbs are created by the fortune teller
You thought you're working in a clock
You thought pills are meant to be eaten
You thought the big button will activate nuclear launch
You thought Maskeraith will shoot crystals for money
You thought you're playing Bomberman
You thought gremlin's factory made laptop, TV, blender, and robot maid
You thought your friend is a ghost when whispering you
You thought TNT exist
You thought your red puppy is a flamethrower
You thought love puppy ever met you
You think murdering dogs is legal
You pay someone a $500 000 for a pair of plastic wings
Your addicted to SK when...
-you think if you hold a red sword under your arm for three seconds it sets everything in front of you on fire (combuster)
-You place bombs under you thinking that you can't be frozen (shiver mist)
-you think that if you take your dog to far under ground it can teleport
-you think that holding a shield in front of you will protect your back
-when you see any silver keys you ask how many ce they want for it
You name your seraphynx mew and talk to him and brag about him being the best kitty and give all of your materials to feed him and you try to play hide and seek and try begging for materials to feed your seraphynx and pretend mew is the best battle sprite in the guild Lionheart
You know you're addicted to K when you...
-Take an overdose of drugs when you're on fire
-Try to kill butterflies
-Hack at a tree
-Run away from turtles
-When you say«No sleep, dat means I don't need to sleep!»
-Take a nerf maverick and say «Vanaduke, Im Coming for you!»
-break bushes for coins.
Thats all.