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Thu, 07/25/2013 - 23:43
Orangeo's picture
Orangeo

Well, we're getting pets, and I've been going back and looking at pet threads to see just what it is people like about these cute critters. It seems that quite a few people wanted pets so that they could have a "companion" to "raise", for non-combat purposes. Which brings me to my suggestion, we need more than pets.

I want to be able to commit to a platonic relationship with Kozma and raise knight children. Knight children are born from eggs that you buy from the store. They work slightly like battle sprites, you take minerals and compress them into small containers called "chaos drives"; giving your child different color chaos drives will cause your children to grow differently. Red chrimsonite chaos drives will increase your child's strength, green valestone drives are for speed, purple dark matter drives increase the flight stat, and luminite increases the speed stat. Moonstone is poisonous, do not ever feed it to children. You can also raise their stamina by feeding them fruit; fruit can be round, triangular, or square. Each of these stats affect on performance is determined by a grade the child gets at birth, ranging from E to S. It is possible to create a perfect all S knight by breeding your children with your friends offspring. You can even inbreed your knights. Although there are no negative effects that come from this process, it is commonly frowned upon. However one should be willing to do anything to create the ultimate lifeform.

After a knight reaches a certain age, it will evolve based on the last stat that was increased. If the most recent increases were in strength, it will turn into a strength type. When your child evolves, one of its grades will increase based on what it evolved into. They cannot turn into stamina types, however they can increase their stamina grade by evolving into normal types if the recent changes were balanced. Knights will also become light, dark, or neutral when they evolve based on how they were parented.

These stats will not help knights in gates, however. Knight kids can take place in races and knight karate matches. They are completely autonomous in each mode, however you can cheer them on with the A button. Careful; cheering them lots can make them run faster, however they may run out of breath and slow down for the remainder of the race or match. Races are very straightforward, the knight that makes it to the end wins. Karate is to the death. You can win by knocking your opponent out of the ring instead of killing them, however the loser is always put to death regardless.

Thumbs up if you get the reference.

Fri, 07/26/2013 - 00:16
#1
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle

ok cool.

I think it's about time for my parody thread.

Fri, 07/26/2013 - 09:09
#2
Waffleconecake's picture
Waffleconecake
I want to start a not-pg13

I want to start a not-pg13 relationship with warmaster seerus but we don't always get what we want dear.

Fri, 07/26/2013 - 09:22
#3
Hyper-Galactic's picture
Hyper-Galactic
RAWR

@bluewafflecake that explains the seerus r34.

Fri, 07/26/2013 - 09:26
#4
Klipik-Forum's picture
Klipik-Forum

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/84006#comment-744827

Fri, 07/26/2013 - 10:52
#5
Waffleconecake's picture
Waffleconecake
@Hyper-Galactic

I love that rule hyper. I think I'll give one of my children 34 as their middle name.
Also I would prefer purplewafflecake. I do enjoy purple ever so more then blue

Fri, 07/26/2013 - 13:25
#6
Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
You really to tell me noone

You really to tell me noone here knows what a chao garden is?

I mean c'mon, they're pets that you feed minerals too. I can't be the only one that sees this.

Furthermore, why do all my threads end up with people talking about rule 34? I even went out of my way to use the word "platonic" so that it wasn't thaaat creepy.

Sat, 07/27/2013 - 08:58
#7
Jiker's picture
Jiker
I GOT IT

ROLLIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND.

Sat, 07/27/2013 - 09:11
#8
Thunder-The-Bright's picture
Thunder-The-Bright
wait wait wait

this should be a chao garden?
why baby knights? why?
little monsters would do, not baby knights. also, I got what you mean now. erm, no. there is no room in this game for something other that slashing things. also, I would leave OOO some time right now.

Sat, 07/27/2013 - 11:14
#9
Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
Thanks for that jiker and I'm

Thanks for that jiker

and I'm completely joking just incase you didn't pick up on that thunder

Sat, 07/27/2013 - 11:48
#10
Waffleconecake's picture
Waffleconecake
lol I wounder if I'll get a warning for this.

If we get any form of binding contract between 2 consenting players to devote them selves to each other it better not be a freaking Mitt Romney style one that can only be between a "bomber" and a "gunslinger" with no same type devotion. If I want to sharpen blades or rub guns together I should be able to!

Sat, 07/27/2013 - 15:54
#11
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Please do not make marriage suggestions. Since when do knights come from eggs? Wait...EGGS? I thought Pokemon were enough. And this thread makes me feel very...EGG!! ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o0hUgCrkF0)

Sat, 07/27/2013 - 17:55
#12
Waffleconecake's picture
Waffleconecake
How what heuheh? eggs? I must

How what heuheh? eggs? I must have skipped that. -1 then. We are humans obviously just in super armor.
So basically halo? lol jk

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