Shh...Tortodrone is asleep.

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Mankeymane's picture
Mankeymane

I was derping in clockworks, untill I saw magnificent proof of (possible?) tortodrone's existance. Sadly,we can't wake him up :c
Click with silence.

Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
Asukalan's picture
Asukalan
OOO promised us months ago

OOO promised us months ago that tortodrones will come back, and what they do now? They just tease all the players with tortodrone parts. [redacted] funny, funny as hell. -.-

Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
I can actually say that I

I can actually say that I found that little troll-move funny. Though I'm still hoping for some revamped version of the tortodome to challenge me.

Coelydragon's picture
Coelydragon

I'm actually viewing this as a brilliant form of announcement that they are bringing him back. I like this better than just them telling us on the forums.

Altsby's picture
Altsby
Developer
Nothing to see here...

Nothing to see here, move along citizens.

Demonicsothe's picture
Demonicsothe
Oh Altsby

How counterproductive

Clown-Nine's picture
Clown-Nine
The time has come, maybe the

The time has come, maybe the wiki was right :o

Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
Altsby's just trying to see

Altsby's just trying to see how much time he can make knights waste trying to wake up something that could flatten them.

Grittle's picture
Grittle
Shhh, Sasha asleep

Shhh, Sasha asleep

Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

I've found one in a wolver den.

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Pistol is best weapon in TF2

I think I'll take Tortodrone out for a steak dinner tonight! Whaddaya think about THAT?!

Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Who is Altsby? Never heard of

Who is Altsby? Never heard of him

Canine-Vladmir's picture
Canine-Vladmir
:)

Now that's a troll.

Juances's picture
Juances

Must be an alt.

Spinex's picture
Spinex
Move along

Move along so you can turn around and strike us with missiles made of solid rock? How creative. For now the rocket launcher sleeps.
The gremlins should have used these guys to attack haven years ago. Roarmulus was never insane enough.

"Don't fight them alone!" Sure can fight Roarmulus and even Vana alone.

Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
@Juances

...

Goddamnit people don't ninja me

Spinex's picture
Spinex
LOL

Did another Tortodrone perform a pokemon KO and then smash it into the ground?

Jwake's picture
Jwake
Muffins!

It's funny I made a screenshot a little while ago and forgot about it... http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1119428260857363714/59D4951282ADFA927D... though i do wonder how he would get down....

Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Ha ha! I never knew it...

I think Altsby is probably either Aphroite's alt or Eury's alt. They're probably just having a little fun... xD

Unless...

dDO WE REALLY HAVE A NEW gm ON BOARD!!?? iF SO, YAAAY!!!! wELCOME TO SK! hOPE YOU HAVE FUN BEING A GM! sORRY CAPSLOCK IS ON! dOES IT MAKE IT HARDER TO READ?

/kidding

Asukalan's picture
Asukalan
He just a regular rock.

He just a regular rock.

Xtweeterx's picture
Xtweeterx
Holy crap

Holy crap

Mankeymane's picture
Mankeymane
*Insert random derp face here*

IDK what to say,hot thread on my first post
Not bald

Happyapathy's picture
Happyapathy
That one looks more dead to

That one looks more dead to me.

This one is asleep

Klockworx's picture
Klockworx
...

Dev post = something is definitely going on here.

Expect something to happen regarding this in the future.

Coelydragon's picture
Coelydragon
Captain Obvious speaking here

They all seem to appear in Wolver Dens. Including mine.

Echo-Twothree's picture
Echo-Twothree
I saw one like 10 mins ago.

I saw one like 10 mins ago.

Rotflol's picture
Rotflol
xD Patch Notes says it ALL :P

Hullo Confused Knights
These Tortodrone Shells are part of the new Scenario Rooms. The GM's are just teasing us xB...
I'm sure they'll do something soon... After the 3 years we waited...

ITS HAS STARTED

P.S. Patch Note says all here:
General Changes
- Rescue Camp missions have reworked narrative hooks that will allow for exciting new missions in the future
- Removed "Securing the Camp" mission
- A knight explaining the Forge has been added to the Haven Town Square
- A new class of items have been added, known as ‘Rarities.’ Rarities include sparks of life, fire crystals, orbs of alchemy and evo catalysts.
- There is no longer a crown fee for joining Arcade Gates.
- New scenario rooms have been added.

Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
I like it when eury says

I like it when eury says things like "no sock puppeting"

Demonicsothe's picture
Demonicsothe
Has anyone tried shield

Has anyone tried shield bashing them with an omega shell?

Just wondering...

Coelydragon's picture
Coelydragon

Found another one. They're clearly intended to be found. The minimap indicates they are merely another obstacle currently.

Thegamerguy's picture
Thegamerguy
Found

Found another.

http://i43.tinypic.com/wv71qc.png

Don't worry, I poked it. It's dead. :3

Spinex's picture
Spinex
I see OOO

OOO is trying to make everything look so neat? Just you wait. Tortodrones will be so tough that you'll need to pay more for an upgrade. LOL

Youmustnotdie
That one guy you don't know but do know.

Maybe it is true that Torto will get a new form. if that's the case, then.... WOOT!

Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
@Fallconn

I feel not a ounce of guilt about what I'm going to do.

Ok.

Asukalan's picture
Asukalan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Clown-Nine's picture
Clown-Nine
No hex, bad!

No hex, bad!

Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
Quinzal's picture
Quinzal
I found one too.
Xxpapaya's picture
Xxpapaya
The papaya rages

GUYS, YOU ARE WAKING HIM UP,
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Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
The papaya gets spanked

Naughty Xxpapaya! You said you were leaving!

Not that I want you to go or anything... :'I

Eurydice's picture
Eurydice
Community Manager
I'm reluctant to bump this

I'm reluctant to bump this post and also derail discussion of tortodrones, but clarification seems in order lest there be continued speculation.

Altsby, who posted above, is a new SK artist, not a sockpuppet account. The profile title has been changed accordingly.

Carry on!

Demonicsothe's picture
Demonicsothe
Then here's a welcome to

Then here's a welcome to Altsby

/e clap

Remove-The-Forge's picture
Remove-The-Forge
Nothing to see here, move

Nothing to see here, move along citizens.

I'm reluctant to bump this post and also derail discussion of tortodrones, but clarification seems in order lest there be continued speculation.

It's a conspiracy *-*

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Pistol is best weapon in TF2

Welcome Altsby!

Now back to speculating what will happen involving Tortodrones.

Buzzshadow's picture
Buzzshadow
so wait... if Altsby is a

so wait... if Altsby is a newly hired artist... then that means there is gonna be new content in production! but that is off topic...

anyway, since the some of the tortodrones have severed heads and arms seen in the ground, the are probably dead and not sleeping... unless if they have new detachable arms and heads when (or if) they come back

Gradiosive-Cate's picture
Gradiosive-Cate
DarkMatter on his back
Xwert's picture
Xwert
mew, i'm a Mewkat now!

Well noticed one thing, A LOT of you got Pill Eyes...
Also, love the artists name =D

Maeko's picture
Maeko
@Ex The stitches on the

@Ex

The stitches on the shell. Franken-drone.

OOOOOOOOOOOH SHHHHHH**********, SOOOOOOOOOON

Xwert's picture
Xwert
mewwwww, mewkat!

Lol, FrankenDrone?

/starts making a Bio for it in Fanfics

Kamishinlnoyari's picture
Kamishinlnoyari
Run for your lifes!

Fiends and... Tortodrones! The Devil-Drones will be summoned from the Underworld! A dark ritual will bring the turtles back to life and they will be even more OP.
The crystal on their back is like Trojans' but it's bigger. That means they will be even more strong and corrupted than the Trojans. But don't worry and "move along"... as long as the crystal isn't glowing...