You have been banned for turning on AT
You have been banned for spamming Warmaster Rocket Hammer
You have been banned for combo'ing Gran Faust
You have been banned for being a Skolver clone
You have been banned for increasing Feller's rage level to 999.
You have been banned for beating someone's LD damage by ONE.
You have been banned due to rage quitting 123 times.

You have been banned for having 0 sparks of life
You have been banned for not reviving a noob 99 times
You have been banned for not having a proto sword
You have been banned for getting a knight killed
You have been banned for begging for a revive.

You have been banned because you have horrible grammar
You have been banned for begging for stuff 15 million times
You have been banned for getting someone banned
You have been banned because you haz no forum pic.
You have been banned because you refused to give a GM 1 crown.
You have been banned for not being seerus.

You have been banned for.... derp. xD