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The Last Video Game character you played as (other than your SK Knight) is now out to get you. How doomed are you?

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Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:32
#101
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Swager-God
Mine is...

Mine is... Hmmmm.... Hard one... The ghost character from Call of Duty : Ghosts :D

Hes a BAWS... So i guess im not doomed at all :)

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:50
#102
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Gearsolider
Im so screwed.

Ned Flanders is going to Mugg Me NEEEEIIIIIII

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:48
#103
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Oh nos

A overgrown plant with legs, arms, and some kind of snow clothes is out to kill me with a iron bow, and that plant also has a space ship.

I'm GON- oh wait, I can just use weed killer

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 18:41
#104
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
A RED Scout with The Special

A RED Scout with The Special Delivery set, excluding the milkman.
Yep, I'm screwed.

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 20:58
#105
Magnien's picture
Magnien
She doesn't have to die Rick.

Well I remember playing Splatterhouse 3 so...

Yup, i'm so doomed that Rick will punch my head, right off my body.

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 09:55
#106
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Pi: THE OVERGROWN PLANT IS HERE

Floran: How dare you ca-

Pi: /sprays weed killer all over Floran

Floran: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH /dies

Pi: Hooray!

Floran: /respawns and warps back to Earth and says "Did you really think it would be that eassy?"

Pi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

yeap, I realised I'm more doomed then I thought

Also, the Dragon of Wisdom is (maybe) after me, anyone got any yellow coins I can toss it to eat so it will stop for 7.5 seconds to say something useless and possibly go to sleep but that is very unlikly?

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 14:28
#107
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
...

Why did I play a marathon of Splinter Cell then go on the forums...

AHHH SAM FISHER IS GOING TO-

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 18:14
#108
Mushy-Bucket's picture
Mushy-Bucket
---

Trevor Phillips.
Good bye, world.

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 17:28
#109
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
A RED Heavy with The Hibernating Bear set, excluding hat.

XP

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 06:01
#110
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Sonosuke
All shell will break loose.

Now the entire LEGO Marvel Super Heroes cast is out to get me.
Er... 47 out of them that is. Including my custom character with Venom and Thor powers.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 13:03
#111
Dermog's picture
Dermog
I like my poker. Don't judge me.

Nelsonwelson of the NC is going to murder me?

He shall succeed.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 21:40
#112
Mamonchter's picture
Mamonchter
Bread Backup

Im not doomed at all. I played with...

mice!

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 19:41
#113
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Yay a super-human whit a

Yay a super-human whit a super-armor is after me. Warframe.

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 10:13
#114
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Ulp...

No NO NO NO
WHY SKYRIM!!?
ANYTHING BUT-

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 17:33
#115
Tender-Footmender
...

I have played Pokemon Black 2.
I have a level 100 Giratina, Palkia, and Dialga.

I'm dead...

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 17:41
#116
Tender-Footmender
...

Pipi, your best bet is to leave da game.
Or let God protect you from harm.
(Read pipipipi,s post to understand this)

Mon, 12/16/2013 - 05:37
#117
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Ugh, Xcom Enemy Unknown.
Just when I invented plasma weapons for all too,
X()

Mon, 12/16/2013 - 15:29
#118
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Xtweeterx

BLU Heavy wearing the Halloween bird head, Bolshevik Biker, Genuine Champ Stamp, Iron Curtain, Sandvich, and self-crafted apoco-fists.

I am dead. Not beeg sooprise.

Mon, 12/16/2013 - 15:30
#119
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

@Sargent 1. I can't leave the game because I'm not in one 2. God's not gonna protect me

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 08:20
#120
Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit
soo..

Im gonna be killed by an amerian soldier who may or may not be from TF2?
Sounds fun.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 16:37
#121
Tender-Footmender
umm...

Pipipipipi, he might. NEVER expect him not to. Just pray he does and hope he answers an answer that brings you luck.

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 03:41
#122
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
...Damn

Another Warframer here, with volt(electric shocking), Penta(Powerful grenade launcher), Despair(THrowing knives, extremely sharp) and dual ichors(Living swords)
Goodbye sweet world.

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 17:01
#123
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Moogaffy
Oh what fun.

My bloody Houndoom and Metagross from Pokemon X, along with Slenderman from Slender: The Haunt.

There's a reason I shouldn't play two damn games at once.

Hey, I found a paper. It says...

"Always looks, no eyes."

Oh buttnuggets.

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 17:28
#124
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Dibsville
hmm.

My 40/40 quality PvP build from Dark Souls.

...
...
...
Pretty screwed, to say the least.

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 14:10
#125
Battlestripe
I'm so gla- OWW MY HEAD!

Flynn from GH:WT with an Axe Guitar.

I wont die, but this is gonna !@##in hurt.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 23:36
#126
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Xtweeterx
Necro?

Does the main protagonist from Dust: An Elysian Tail sound bad? Because I would hate to get wombo-combo'd and sliced into a million pieces to eventually be sliced into more smaller subatomic pieces by a Dust Storm ;-;

Wed, 01/01/2014 - 08:31
#127
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Recon-Blade
GET OVER HERE!

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat series IS COMING TO GET ME.
Doomed I tell you! "FATALITY FLAWLESS VICTORY"

Wed, 01/01/2014 - 23:58
#128
Jayenna's picture
Jayenna
If the theory don't fit the facts, change the facts.

Last video game character I played? Nomad from Crysis, carrying a missile launcher.

I'm screwed.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 12:26
#129
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart Of Valor

Lee from the Walking Dead?

...ehhh...

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 15:58
#130
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Guy with a bug net made of silver?

...meh...

Mon, 01/06/2014 - 21:07
#131
Mad-Wolver's picture
Mad-Wolver
*Spoiler*

Booker DeWitt (or should i say Comstock) is after me. I think I'm dead.

Tue, 01/07/2014 - 23:08
#132
Fireofearth's picture
Fireofearth
Crud. Revising my game

Crud.
Revising my game statement...Ike from Radiant Dawn.
Yup. I'm doomed.

Wed, 01/15/2014 - 04:44
#133
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

DERYLL FREAKING DIXON OKAY!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?! WAAAAH IM GOING TO DIE

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 13:30
#134
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Monsterbrine
The Final Countdown!

Monsterbrine......
Hands down, I should craft a SERAPHYNX COWl, DRAKON SHIRT WITH WINGS, and MASKERAITH FOOTSIES to survive!!!
Rawrl! -uses thwack hammer on incoming Monsterbrine attack, nulling it and sending him back to the Clockworks from which he came, knocking it out-

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 16:23
#135
Obcydian's picture
Obcydian
I has my Fire wizard from

I has my Fire wizard from Wizard101 after me. I simply put on my best fire resist gear and i'm fine.

Sat, 06/14/2014 - 23:42
#136
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Knightofthestars
OH SH^T SPORE

An alien with four arms, wings, poisonous barbs, a huge spaceship with antimatter bombs, lazers and other such things. (cupholder not included) and a song that makes people be nice to you... I'm screwed.

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 16:25
#137
Blizzardknightt
Im Safe

A robloxian can't give you much harm, Unless he manages to come with a weapon. Good news mine is- Oh wait he has that laser gun and remote control spiders that kill you...

Fri, 06/27/2014 - 05:30
#138
Zhaver's picture
Zhaver
Flarp

Cole Macgrath from infamous how am i doomed... because Cole Macgrath

Fri, 06/27/2014 - 08:28
#139
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Help me, all my Miis are after me!

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 12:48
#140
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Gbot-Vtwo
Chuck from DeadRising2 is gonna kill me!

either that or the zombies are! oh well, i can run through a crowd of zombies without getting killed :3 and they r pretty easy 2 get rid of so i will be fine!

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 12:58
#141
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Skold-The-Drac
Lvl 1 chaos pyromancer in dk souls for pvp lulz

Someone hand me my minotaur's war axe, and nobody get in the way of my swing.

I'm killin 'im twice 'fore I go hollow.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 19:43
#142
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
The kid from Bastion. I don't

The kid from Bastion. I don't really know to wich point im dead...

Tue, 07/01/2014 - 12:33
#143
Breezer
NSMB

Fire Mario so i have a pretty good chance of survival

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 10:52
#144
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Floppy-Phish
OH NO

MARIO IS HIDING IN THE SEWAGE WITH A HAMMER, I CAN HEAR IT FROM MY TOILET

Fri, 07/04/2014 - 22:40
#145
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Thowardz
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.

Last game I play is Fire Emblem (first version ever) and I can're remember who's the last one I controlled. But I'm probably dead anyway if I don't hide somewhere.

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 18:21
#146
Infrared-Inferno
Message from a dead man.

Samus Aran from Metroid Prime.

And I had everything except the Phazon Suit and the Final Energy Tank.

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 20:34
#147
Pugmon's picture
Pugmon
Soo ummm...

I played as my Dark Souls character last so I'm sure he'll die before he reaches me.

Wed, 07/09/2014 - 19:11
#148
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Klear-Kanvas
RIP AND TEAR!!!!

Doomguy from BrutalDoom...
I'll need a bigger gun...
A BIG F***ING GUN

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 23:15
#149
Tdog-Turbo-Dog
I might be dead.......or not

The last charecter I played other than my knight is..............

Wilson!

from the amazing game on steam Don't Starve
http://store.steampowered.com/app/219740/

:P
If he acts like he does when i play the game then he'll be murdered by a spider before he finds a way into this diminsion xD

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 08:28
#150
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Doctorspacebar
Shovel justice!

Well, that's it for me. I can expect a Spinarak bite within the next 24 hours.

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