Are you pissed off at the recent updates? Do you think that OOO is becoming too unreasonable? I know many people are! When I saw the updates, I planned on quitting too, but I finally decided to stay and weather the storm. But, to any of you who are actually going to quit, please take the time to read on.
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I can invest all the resources you send me, and turn a profit. If you think you have the slightest chance of rejoining, I can make you money while you are away. If you know you never will be returning, send it anyway and help out a fellow knight! If you ever come back, I'll return what you invested, with INTEREST! It's a win-win situation. Just include in your mail how much you sent, I'll make sure it gets back to you. Also, please include a secret word(s) so I know it's you when you ask for your stuff back (if you are on a multi).
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Format:
Hello Etendue,
Here is my stuff. Invest it well, or I will hunt you down and set my pet wolvers on you (which I haven't fed for days).
Secret word (s): Battery Cream (please don't use these words in your letter, it'll make me cry)
Sincerely,
Going-to-quit
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The set interest rate will be 2%, compounded monthly. I will accept trades, but I am online relatively infrequently. If you manage to catch me ingame though, don't hesitate to cash in on this great offer!
P.S. I promise I will not scam you, you have my word for it. Also, I've spent enough cash on this game to care about being banned, so I won't pull any tricks on you.
tl;dr version
I will invest your resources if you are looking to quit. My knight Etendue will act as a banker, and any amount is accepted. My preferred medium of trade is by mail, and follow the letter format above. Thanks!
Interesting. How is your record-keeping planned? And how confident are you in your ability to return on everyone's investments if, say, a ton of people invested?