WARNING WALL OF TEXT AHEAD

So I'm playing with my guild pal Zerokken in an Arena. As we're heading to the Graveyard... well, read. (BTW, we're the only active SK guild for a lovely game called Mega Man 8-Bit Deathmatch, go play it. I'm Balrog, I whine about revives and get in fights.)

Zerokken: 7
Zerokken: 7
Zerokken: 7
Zerokken: 7
Zerokken: 7
Zerokken: 7
Warp-Master: hello
Zerokken: 7
Zerokken: 7
Warp-Master: guys
Zerokken: 7
Zerokken: 7
Zerokken: what
Warp-Master: i think we broke zerokk
Zerokken: 6
Zerokken: 6
Zerokken: 3
Zerokken: 4
Zerokken: bonkadoodle
Spikeboy-Vi: he was already on the edge
Zerokken: cupcakes and galloncakes
Zerokken: munch munch
Warp-Master: how do i log this conversation
Zerokken: you don't
Zerokken: You just
Zerokken: do a thing like
Zerokken: ignore it
Zerokken: I'm not broken
Zerokken: I'm always like this
Warp-Master: brb notepadding
Warp-Master: or not
Zerokken: What no
Zerokken: The square root of nothing curves twice
Zerokken: Bill's favorite is stairs
Warp-Master: totally posting this
Zerokken: aapples
Zerokken: an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Zerokken: if you hit him hard enough with it
Zerokken: Sing the national anthem while balancing a quarter over your forehead and riding a unicycle on a tight rope over the grand canyon
Zerokken: +100 experience for that much
Zerokken: that's so little.
Zerokken: but wait it's an average mission
Zerokken: The one that's harder is staring at a kitten without going squee
Zerokken: +1500 exp
Zerokken: no wait I forgot a 0
Zerokken: three in fact
Zerokken: applejack is the best pony and I can confirm that without watching MLP
Warp-Master: I thought graveyards were supposed to be hard
Zerokken: are you wooding this conversation or branching it
Zerokken: twigging it
Zerokken: logging is boring
Warp-Master: brb posting
Warp-Master: /sit /sleep
*Phantoms start killing us*
Zerokken: Phantom, or phantom dancer?
Zerokken: ELEVATOOOR of my goodness these phantokens are annoying
Zerokken: So annoying I'l threaten to put them in an arcade machine
Zerokken: which is house of the dead
Zerokken: doot doot
Zerokken: Get on the levelator elevator melevator jellonator
Warp-Master: still posting
Zerokken: of next-depthness
Zerokken: get on it so you can post in not death
*Manibogi and Spikeboy-Vi join the party at the elevator*
Zerokken: Maniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Zerokken: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Warp-Master: uh
Zerokken: Captain spoooooock
Warp-Master: wait i'm loggin
Zerokken: guys get on the elevator so Balrog can psot without dying
Zerokken: balrog get on the elevator of pleasure and not pleasure at all
Manibogi: gj
Zerokken: for there are adventure benches
Zerokken: where you sit
Zerokken: d f
Zerokken: and you fly
Zerokken: into the sky and you ask "why"
Zerokken: Mecha-Knights can shock you."
Zerokken: doot doot
Zerokken: I need more witty sentences to pull out of midair.. I need to rhyme on a dime.
Warp-Master: uh no
Warp-Master: don't do that
Zerokken: get on the elevator you face
Manibogi: then get the !%&! on
Zerokken: get on the elevator
Zerokken: Log as much as you can I think
Zerokken: but
Zerokken: GET ON
Zerokken: so you can log
Zerokken: WITHOUT these guys
Zerokken: that are red
Zerokken: and dance
Zerokken: and remind me of an LoL item
Manibogi: you &%#!
Zerokken: twig as much as you can Blalbog
Zerokken: for great just ice
Zerokken: moonstone is the way to go for deposit boxes
Warp-Master: wait i can post after we're out of Death City
Zerokken: because stay frosty
Zerokken: Exactly
*Elevator*
Spikeboy-Vi: bzzt
Spikeboy-Vi: /sleep
Manibogi: well isn't this the bestest of parties
Spikeboy-Vi: i'll bring a shovel

Aaand then I died of AFKing.

Zerokken: Balrog is twigging what I have said
Zerokken: Logging is dumb I tell you
Zerokken: I'l use my black hole bomb to get him out of the spawnevator
Manibogi: yeah right
Zerokken: It's no use friendly fire is on
Zerokken: It's always on
Warp-Master: and i got kicked
Warp-Master: bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww