Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct work-flow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Deborah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a s*x line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss)
No Promotion (like a boss)
5th of vodka (like a boss)
(REDACTED) on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh (REDACTED) man, I can't (REDACTED) do it, (REDACTED)!

Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the windows (like a boss)
Suck a dude's (REDACTED) (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own (REDACTED) (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my b@lls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
(REDACTED) his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the Sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

See, you got a ton of things to do. Do them in order for best effect.