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<3 Jesuswasblack <3

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Sun, 08/18/2013 - 00:10
The-Drunk-Panda's picture
The-Drunk-Panda

For all those who don't know him...He's just amazing.
All of his costumes...WOW! He's so perfect.
...
But I doubt he even knows me at all...
Man, he's so sweet to everyone! He always helps out guildies and gives all the time!!

I wish he'd talk to me... But he always seems way too busy to chat... He's quite the popular one...

What should I do? D:
Advice? Tips? Anything???

Sun, 08/18/2013 - 00:14
#1
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
uh

Oh, it looks like I'm not the only one squealing for my OTP here... it seems.

[nonono I mean, somewhere in the Gremlin chatters...(blush]

Sun, 08/18/2013 - 05:50
#2
Hearthstone's picture
Hearthstone

You saw him too, earlier?

Huh. Walk up to him and say hi.

Sun, 08/18/2013 - 10:16
#3
Ndognine-Forums's picture
Ndognine-Forums
Never heard of him.

Never heard of him.

Sun, 08/18/2013 - 12:05
#4
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Pre patch

OMG change your name youre racist

Post patch

Wow u so cool how do u be vanguard?

Too much has changed...

Sun, 08/18/2013 - 13:56
#5
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

You know Black Jesus too??? He's the greatest. Just that name.

Sun, 08/18/2013 - 14:24
#6
Mystrian's picture
Mystrian

"I wish he'd talk to me... But he always seems way too busy to chat... He's quite the popular one..."

Maybe that player is a super elite who doesn't want to be bothered. That or does not know you in person.

"What should I do? D: Advice? Tips? Anything???"

Send him/her in game mail asking why you don't get responses.

Sun, 08/18/2013 - 22:20
#7
The-Drunk-Panda's picture
The-Drunk-Panda
Fehzor: I know... That's why

Fehzor: I know... That's why I want to talk to him D:

Blade: ...You're advice is terrible.

Sun, 08/18/2013 - 22:27
#8
Theultralord's picture
Theultralord
if ur so obsesssed with him

If ur so obsessed with him y don't u just join Core Code? I have a friend in the guild and he says he's the GM which is why he's a huge merchant. And I kinda know him in a half-half way. I meet up with him all the time but we tend to have these weird akward-akward conversations. Anywho yea. Just join his guild if u love him so much <3.

Declaimer: this was not written by a member of core code so this is not an advertisement.

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 07:23
#9
Swager-God's picture
Swager-God
I know JWB

I know Jwb, HEs in my guild and hes the best :D And feel free to friend req me :D

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 09:17
#10
Rhhrr's picture
Rhhrr
that name

i know hes cool and stuff but his name is so racist to religious people

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 09:31
#11
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle

I'm gonna make a character named Bush-Was-White. Then I'll be "racist to political people".

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 11:57
#12
The-Drunk-Panda's picture
The-Drunk-Panda
He's not racist...

He's just telling the truth. Society makes it seem as if Jesus was white, but in reality we have no idea.
Just because you were raised to believe that he's white doesn't mean that he truly is.

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 12:46
#13
Mystrian's picture
Mystrian
In your opinion, do you

In your opinion, do you really think 13 year olds should see this name? What would the parents think :P

Not being mean. Just asking a question

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 12:59
#14
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

I think that 13 year olds should be exposed to far more than the concept of Jesus being African American.

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 13:25
#15
Sandraker's picture
Sandraker
ooo censored the guild name

ooo censored the guild name "the jewpire" into "the snipepire". Apparently, religion is not all-ages appropriate, and in 2013 religion is still censored.

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 13:59
#16
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

There is no possible way to confirm whether Jesus was black or not, but it does seem like he'd be white considering most paintings of him are pretty much the same, now. Stop derailing the thread from the original topic please.

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 14:09
#17
Terra-Necro's picture
Terra-Necro
Ack, you nutz. Jesus is

Ack, you nutz. Jesus is Jewish. He therefore could not be black.

On Topic: Just pm when you are online. 9/10 times he will respond to you. Start up a conversation and he might even friend request you :)

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 16:50
#18
Batabii's picture
Batabii

What does this have to do with Spiral Knights? Doesn't this belong in Gremlin Chatter?

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 18:26
#19
Pepperonius's picture
Pepperonius
Jesus was from Palestine

He's just telling the truth. Society makes it seem as if Jesus was white, but in reality we have no idea.
Just because you were raised to believe that he's white doesn't mean that he truly is.

no, sir, we don't believe he was white. He's portrayed that way, but the man was most definitely closer to Arabic coloration than anything else.

Most likely like this

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 18:50
#20
The-Drunk-Panda's picture
The-Drunk-Panda
This is awkward because....

I'm a girl.... D: and all you guys keep calling me a guy D:

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 19:42
#21
Voza-Il's picture
Voza-Il
Oh, right, sorry about. We

Oh, right, sorry about. We somehow didn't realize you were a girl, even though it is an avatar and computer and typung. We should have easily recognized it....how sily of us!

Also, religion debates......yeah, not good.

JESUS WAS A MARTIAN

Now black, whitte, and arabic people r happy, and world peace is presentt forevur and evur <3

Ramen.

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 20:19
#22
Klipik-Forum's picture
Klipik-Forum

@Rhhrr: Your religious ignorance is showing.

@Sand: I don't even...

@Voza: THIS EXPLAINS THE MAGICAL POWERS!

@Topic: Just talk to him :P

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 00:52
#23
Twelve-Tribes's picture
Twelve-Tribes
Really?!

...only a guy like Jesuswasblack can turn a forum post into something racial...

Anyways, really wonder?! Why him? He is just an OP noob. He sucks at the game and he lags a lot. Then he is not even good at fighting, he always dies. He only helps those who he wants to help...he doesn't help everyone...
And all his costumes suck!!!! Especially that Batman one!!! I don't understand what you see in this noob. He never pays attention to you! Just stop trying. There's other people you know.

Stupid Jesuswasblack! I hate you!!!

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 02:03
#24
Terra-Necro's picture
Terra-Necro
@Twelve-Tribes

Ain't that naming and shaming? That could result in a load of trouble for you down the road.

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 02:40
#25
Firespartans's picture
Firespartans
ah god jesuswasblack was a

ah god jesuswasblack was a players name hes one of my friends and he lives on core code and he has retired ok end of story

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 11:23
#26
Theultralord's picture
Theultralord
I talked to Jesus and...

Apparently there was this post about whether to ban Jesus or not :P. Then I told him about this post and he's all like "WAT? U trollin me? First they want me banned and now they luv meh?"

*This post was directed to a specific person*

*Ahem**Ahem*Twelve-tribes*Ahem*Ahem*

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 11:50
#27
Pandafishie's picture
Pandafishie
Jeebus!

He's one of my homies! He isn't a bad guy. Just because his name offends people doesn't inflict that he's racist...

He's not retired; he's one of the officers for Code Core :P

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 22:50
#28
Jesuswasblack
Okay?

...Uh...
Everyone kept telling me there was a post about me but didn't believe them. Then 4 people told me and thought it would be another ban Jesus posts. But guess not.
Hi?......You're that weird girl in my guild who I always see running around haven. I thought it was weird that you kept inviting me to parties and joined me in my parties but I guess I now know why.
Im flattered? Idk what I should say. Hi? How you doing?

Oh and before I forget
Twelve shut up!!

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 23:02
#29
Krns's picture
Krns
^ I DIED. "now I know why".

^
I DIED.
"now I know why".

Oh god, this made my night.

Wed, 08/21/2013 - 01:36
#30
Gravelord-Caste's picture
Gravelord-Caste
The Truths don't provide any Answers

Hi, Jesus.

Wed, 08/21/2013 - 03:14
#31
Hearthstone's picture
Hearthstone
Gravelord-Caste wrote:

Hi, Jesus.

Duuuuuurp.

Wed, 08/21/2013 - 04:02
#32
Oboron's picture
Oboron
Love Snipe(r)

Ok...Ok, take this love bound thread to Gremlin Chatter before stuff between you two gets any more serious... and awkward...

Jesuswasblack, sing this wonderful song to her.

Awsome-Wonder, don't worry I've got a song for you too. If he does something wrong or ever decides to leave you just sing this song, it'll change his mind in an instant.

:)

Wed, 08/21/2013 - 04:57
#33
Oboron's picture
Oboron
Just for the lols

Jesus, after she's done, you sing this. This'll definitely stop the evil intentions she'll have.

Awesome, you then sing this song. I'll leave him speechless.

Jesus, you then sing this song... ...

Awesome, you then sing this. He'll fall for you again then! XD

Jesus, you then sing this song... *cough* A slight warning...... She'll be head over heels for you then.

You both then sing this in the end.

Wed, 08/21/2013 - 05:38
#34
Gravelord-Caste's picture
Gravelord-Caste
/reply Skye-Lightning

What? Politeness goes a long way.

I actually seen the guy in the Town Square once - probably before the Guild Halls got revamped - but I didn't think much of it.

Wed, 08/21/2013 - 14:01
#35
Hero-Of-Cheese's picture
Hero-Of-Cheese
Fallen...

You have just become one of my favorite forumer.

Tue, 08/27/2013 - 22:21
#36
Green-Neko's picture
Green-Neko
Huh

JWB is a great friend. I don't often speak to him, but he's nice. And to all the players there thinking "Jesus is white not BLACK, uuuuuhhh", other players have different views. Soooo, yeah. Have fun and don't stray away from the topic. :D

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