This game is about "Telling Secrets"! The secrets are meant to be funny and fictional... buuuuut you can tell secrets that AREN'T fictional. Please state whether it's "real" or "fake".
I'll start:
"Real" : Did you KNOW that i'm only 15? (Later i'll age if this thread survives)
"Fake" : This link is leads you to a secret database on how to wake the Tortodrone up...
Dang it. I thought it was going to be a Rick roll.
I wanted it to be a Rick roll.