Note: this is not a copy of What Weapons Would Say If Weapons Could Talk. It's an inspiration off it.
Here's my list:
Skolver: I'm a divine wolver, which means i'm invincible! HAhahahaha!
Vog Cub: BURN EVERYTHING!!
Ironmight Plate: I'm a TANK!
Now you make some!
Royal jelly:dont eat me or off with your head
Dread skelly: needs a hug
Sunset stetson: this town aint big enough for the two of us
Thats all i can think of