AM I IMPORTANT YET?
Soapbox speaks out
it'd be less hilarious if he wasn't so freaking annoying
Ahahaha I see what you people are doing and I loooooooooove it.
GUYS MY OPINIONS ARE SO IMPORTANT THAT I NEED TO DEDICATE WHOLE THREADS TO THEM.
IN SUCCESSION.
OVER A PERIOD OF A FEW HOURS.
I'VE GOT TO REPLY TO EVERY THREAD THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO THE THING I AM DISCUSSING WITH COPY PASTE ARGUMENTS THAT ARE BARELY RELEVANT OR NECESSARY BECAUSE ONE THREAD IS NOT ENOUGH FOR MY ENORMOUS EGO.
I'm not gonna post in this thread, as it will only make you more visible. Also, if you don't agree with whatever I post as my opinion, then you must be stupid. U R WRONG, I R RIGHT. Because I said so and I paid so much for this game.
Shoebox
I right now wanted to make the same thing as you. :<
doubling the amount of useless but hilarious threads
I have a lot more than two, just most of them got deleted or edited.
Heck, my first thread was proclamation of my strong affection for Game Designer Keanu Reeves, whilst simultaneously stating it was only platonic and not homosexual.
For some reason 'gay' in all caps offends people, don't know why.
lol
he's not behindCurtai, but he sure challenges the title
he's not behindCurtai, but he sure challenges the title
He's got the spirit, but the wrong weight class.
And you said you didn't want a sword fight, lies, you're just afraid you'll lose!
I'm not afraid of losing.
Just of all the effort it will take to lose.
@kaybol what? wth would i quit? i LOVE the patch. I personally don't think this was the worst update = i raged more at the monster balance last year. you rememer this http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/536 lol. And guess what? i dealt with it in the end (meaning i loved it).
Needs more ranting wall-of-text about how the game is doomed, DOOOOOOOOMED, and how every player ever is quitting the game forever since the devs are deliberately sabotaging their own game.
Soapbox, will you ever speak to me again?
I want you to become very important so I can brag that I know you and talk about how great you are so that I look all cool and stuff plz. kkthx
I only really log-in after art updates, so I can see what the items look like by modding files.
But I got banned for that before, so I don't even log-in now.
(Hope nobody sent me any mail to craft items cause I haven't logged in for a few weeks now).
If you want to talk to me and not make raucous assumptions and accuse me of hypocrisy, like all the other posts you've ever directed at me, I'd be happy to put up an e-mail address so people can spam me with pictures of blue waffles and lemon meringue parties.
I actually do know some people here =x
Pff, I can only count 2 that I remember directly accusing you of any hypocrisy and hostility! One was when I was new to the forums and I wasn't even trying to be hurtful! :(
But you're an internet tough guy, you should be able to handle a lot more than I ever put out! And I wasn't even ever trolling you!
(Notice my many uses of exclamation points, I have to completely meaningful with that many!)
It's not that so much as it is I gave you the only Trojan Horseshoe in the game so you could make the first Faust ever and you had the audacity to accuse me of being some selfish bastard who didn't take the time to read other people's posts over a joke.
I don't forgive people for stuff like that, it's a matter of principle.
Also I'm not just a tough guy on the internet, I'm related to one of the world's leading Martial Arts experts.
I have Kung Fu for blood, man.
Yeah - and I told you so many times how much it meant to me and that I would gladly pay you back with anything, anytime!
And I definitely didn't use the words "selfish bastard" nor imply it. And it was one fudging post, like, my 3rd post ever. I never thought you were a bad guy after it, nor did I ever perpetuate that (except with one more post where I issued my disdain with how hard it is to communicate with you :P)
Just as I've noticed how you really posted since then, you should be able to see past that one post for me. I'm just as human as you are and screwed up with what I said. -.-
You must have a hard time remembering stuff.
I told you so many times
Once, maybe twice.
I would gladly pay you back with anything, anytime!
I said not to worry, to which you replied "I will just give you the Trojan Horseshoe back if I get another one" and I told you "Just make sure if you get another Sealed Sword that you'll sell it to me first" and told you "The Trojan Horseshoe is probably meant to be for the Gran Faust anyway because it's 5-stars". Which turned out to be true, but they changed the recipes to reflect this pretty much the SAME DAY you crafted the Faust.
Then on the day after the patch I spent 20 minutes talking to you about the people on the forums and how it frustrated me repeating myself constantly to the same people over and over again because they refused to read.
And then you went and posted that comment as a direct result of not reading, accusing me of being a hypocrite and a selfish person only infatuated with my own opinion, or something to a similar extent.
After that, the only time you posted was to tell me I was impossible to communicate with.
Except for this recent exchange and the few times in-game you acted like we were friends.
And probably some other time I ignored.
Point is, I don't particularly appreciate being attacked.
And that if you're going to accuse me of things after I have been nothing but nice to you, then you don't deserve my friendship.
Whether or not you've changed doesn't make any difference to me, because your attitude towards me hasn't.
And that's it.
Internet drama is fine too.
Well, if you take it personally, then it is going to be an attack on you. But it was never supposed to be personal, and I can guarantee you I never used fighting words beyond hypocrite. I never said you were a selfish person only infatuated with your opinion, much less mean it. I was only ever attacking your arguments and way of doing them. There is a difference between not reading (which I can guarantee you I did, full well because of the discussion we had in game) and not understanding - as I said, I was new to the forums and didn't understand you were being satirical. I full well understood it after the point, and I'll say I'm sorry since it came off as though I was disliking you. I know you had been nothing but nice to me, and I really wasn't trying to be hurtful with anything I said. My attitude toward you definitely has changed, I don't know how you can't see that now. :/
You don't like being attacked, fair enough. But don't tell me I was personally trying to attack you and make your life hell. I was trying to be nice with everything I said, and if you can't take any degree of criticism (be it unwarranted or not) without telling me off like I'm out to get you... then I dunno what to say. I guess you've just misconstrued my intentions, because I never meant to be all pissed off or attack you as a person - just some of the things you had to say. Which is the same reason I made the post that said it was "so hard to have a dialogue with you" - not impossible to speak with, no where near the same meaning. You use a lot of aggressive satire in what you say often (see: this thread), and it is difficult to understand at points what you are getting at. Plus, it is hard to have a dialogue with someone if they say they are going to close their ears to anything you have to say because of a dissenting opinion on what they had to say. :P
I mean, hell, you made an entire thread to make fun of one (or more) person, and you're holding a grudge against me for arguing with you. You don't have to be friends with me if ya full well don't want to, but don't pretend I'm an evil guy who was ever out to get you. I was serious about paying you back, and I was serious when I said it meant a lot for you to give up that Trojan Horseshoe for me. I am serious when I say it wasn't meant to be an attack or personal, and I'm serious when I say I'm sorry.
And pff, internet drama? This is srs business, yo.
"Also I'm not just a tough guy on the internet, I'm related to one of the world's leading Martial Arts experts."
Priceless, man.
Unfulfilled favors make the world go round, my friend.
Priceless, man.
I am not responsible for anything on that website, nor do I appear on it.
Kung Fu Grand Master.
It is like a dream title you'd hear from the television media box. Time to commit for 40 years of training.
"That wasn't a joke."
*Shrug*
It's still funny. Bringing up how tough you are - or your family is, or whatever - while posting on the internet? It's a completely irrelevant piece of posturing, regardless of truth.
It never looks good; it always looks hilarious.
For reference, I give you the shrine of the mall ninja.
It never looks good; it always looks hilarious.
That's the point.
*Bangs humor detector on counter*
Nope, it's busted. I got no clue, here.
I got no clue, here.
Didn't need my humor detector to laugh at that one.
Not quite. You need to be louder.