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Sun, 08/25/2013 - 23:38
Krns's picture
Krns

Hello, fellow knights!
As I'm sure you're all aware, a number of you are very frustrated at spawn/drop rates.

Well, in order to solve this dilemma, I've decided to make offerings to the RNG Goddess.
She governs everything in our game, from box rewards, spawn rates, to the chance of a certain book dropping. So I'd like you to give us just a moment of your time, and repeat this nice mantra that I've provided.

"Dear goddess that governs my every waking hour,
I,_________ pray for you to bestow your blessings,
and the 2% prize box rewards to all the Knights*.
We, who are your faithful followers, wish only to read fine, ancient literature.
Please give us your luck*.

Vog. "

I'm also accepting donations to construct a church **.

*Mainly for Krns
**To fund my rolling habits (that have been blessed by the RNG Goddess)

Sun, 08/25/2013 - 23:53
#1
Chiefofrice
wut

dufuq

Sun, 08/25/2013 - 23:58
#2
Jesuswasblack
Lol

@Chief Haha! That's what I said too.

Sun, 08/25/2013 - 23:58
#3
Krns's picture
Krns
This wall of text was worth

This wall of text was worth your reaction :D

Mon, 08/26/2013 - 02:17
#4
Glittertind

Have faith, support the church, and The RNG Goddess will smile upon thee.

"And said The RNG Goddess, let there be prismatic accessories, and there was heavy cante- prismatic accessories."

Actually, it's sort of funny to think about all the randomized things that are in the game... And how many times I end up saying: "Oh come on, what's the odds for that?" during a day.

Mon, 08/26/2013 - 02:28
#5
Curious-Mewkat's picture
Curious-Mewkat

Damm witnesses of the Core, always knocking on Guild hall's doors with stuff like these. I'm sure science is the answer to everything.

Mon, 08/26/2013 - 03:01
#6
Mickmane's picture
Mickmane

The way to appease the Raving Nuts God is to sacrifice Newbies:

Sacrificing Newbie Question

HTH
HAND

Mon, 08/26/2013 - 05:07
#7
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle

Also, don't call her Usada.

Mon, 08/26/2013 - 06:46
#8
Traevelliath's picture
Traevelliath

Heretic! Monomi is the one true goddess of SK!

Mon, 08/26/2013 - 07:14
#9
Davjo's picture
Davjo
MeeM

I will stay with Monomi and my lunar faith.

Mon, 08/26/2013 - 07:17
#10
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
@Traevelliath

No wai. If anyone is a goddess, it'd be Athena.

Mon, 08/26/2013 - 09:09
#11
Krns's picture
Krns
Clearly praying to the RNG

Clearly praying to the RNG goddess does not work.
63 Kats, no book. ):

Mon, 08/26/2013 - 11:14
#12
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle

You need 6 more Kats.

Mon, 08/26/2013 - 16:57
#13
Modico's picture
Modico
...

nevermind

Mon, 08/26/2013 - 20:22
#14
Krns's picture
Krns
69 kats, hexzyle. No book.

69 kats, hexzyle.
No book.

Tue, 08/27/2013 - 01:44
#15
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle

Because you forgot the lesser-than symbol.

Tue, 08/27/2013 - 04:39
#16
Fatalitizer's picture
Fatalitizer
If I am graced with a book

If I am graced with a book drop, I will gladly take constant 1's at my next DnD session.

Tue, 08/27/2013 - 05:00
#17
Arelic's picture
Arelic
Dear RNG Goddess...

(What number am I thinking of now between 27 and 81?)

I, Arelic thank thee for granting me and mine journeys
with the fortuitous crossings of the black kat
in prayer that you should bless me with the bounty of the book.

If I am to come across the book itself,
I vow to share the experience and quite possibly its spoils
with the most deserving as well as the least fortunate in cradle.

As the Havens are not mine to keep, give, or map,
grant your dwellers equal chance for the bounty
so that they may know the fruits of reading revered text
scripted so long ago.

P.S. Should I find a live Tortodrone within a Monster Cage,
I would be most grateful.

In RGN's Name...

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