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Fri, 08/30/2013 - 11:55
Vesperaldus's picture
Vesperaldus

So who mows the grass in haven? It's always well edged and it never gets over grown (the tuffs of grass that stick out are really an indigenous plant that the Strangers love as decoration). Whoever you are, you do an amazing job a cutting the grass. All the pretty flowers are always left in tact and I never see weeds growing!

We appreciate you, whoever you are.

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 12:08
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Waffleconecake's picture
Waffleconecake
the snips and the vees

You can thank the Vees.
What are Vees? Baby greavers.
When a greaver is still a vee it can't digest meat well or chew it so they normally eat plants like forebiden fruit or grass.

Maskwell has a Vee birthing centor in Haven. You would not beleave how many people become pregnate with Vees and not even know it.

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 12:12
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Traevelliath's picture
Traevelliath

It's the same person who picks up the random scraps of paper that drift through town square, in front of of the Auction House.

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 12:12
#3
Thimol's picture
Thimol
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Maskwell has a Vee birthing centor in Haven. You would not beleave how many people become pregnate with Vees and not even know it.

is this some knid of fetish fuel because

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 12:21
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Waffleconecake's picture
Waffleconecake

All greavers are male.
You tell me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 12:23
#5
Traevelliath's picture
Traevelliath

@Waffleconecake: Have you checked?

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 12:25
#6
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Waffle that is...

Anyway, I say it's the snipes. Some probably eat grass when they're bored or sick.

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 12:27
#7
Thimol's picture
Thimol
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All greavers are male.
You tell me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

good god don't do this to me I'm a hyper-xenophile

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 12:31
#8
Amaki's picture
Amaki
I'm going to ignore the part about the Greavers.

Seriously, I was all for a Vog Cub captive breeding program, but this ...

Anyway. Either the snipes looking for bugs to eat (another discussion in itself), or no one because it's synthetic like everything else on this damn planet.

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 12:34
#9
Waffleconecake's picture
Waffleconecake
i have checked allot

As a greaver I would know easily, Traevelliath.

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 12:38
#10
Thimol's picture
Thimol
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GFDGDDFGFGFD

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 12:45
#11
Inferno-Forum's picture
Inferno-Forum
Derpuraptor Strikes Back

It's simple - the grass is fake. Just like the entire planet... No wait, the planet's a sphere. This thing isn't a planet...
WE WILL BECOME CRAZY MADMEN HERE!

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 13:08
#12
The-Mighty-Potato's picture
The-Mighty-Potato
I know!

Have you noticed that sometimes a certain haven is inaccessible? That's clearly because the Snipes are forced to cut the grass to perfection under the threat of execution by the Strangers. Or Bechamel threatens them. S/He clearly denies the fact of doing accessory deals with Slime Cubes (turning them into Impostocubes). I know for a fact that that guy may look innocent, but never judge a book by it's cover.

He'll kill them with his/her Scissor Blades and then eat them....Classy.

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 13:05
#13
Diamondshreddie's picture
Diamondshreddie
As been said

It is obviously the snipes, I mean look at those sawblade wings!!!! those could kill!

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 17:22
#14
Rage-Pillows's picture
Rage-Pillows
Nah. If you walk on it

Nah. If you walk on it enough, it won't grow. Cradle is secretly dying to overpopulation.

Fri, 08/30/2013 - 18:14
#15
Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
It's me. I mow the grass

It's me. I mow the grass daily. More fun than vanna grinding. (Bombshell, ye-yah!)

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