Okay, I don't really need a travel agent, so please don't refer us to someone else's guild. (You can however alert the GM of a different guild about this thread.)
Mysteryzx and I are looking for some Vacation Destinations, or what you people call a guild. We are totally legit players. Mystery has been playing since SK was released on Steam in the summer of 2011, and I myself have been playing since April 2011. Right now we just want to have some fun and experience some other guilds. We're not going to apply to a guild, so please refrain from telling us to fill out an app because that will be an immediate turn off. We want you to want us.
So here's the deal. We won't be permenant members (we will leave when we feel like it) and we likely won't donate. We just want to get a feel of what guilds are out there now days. We hold no prejudices and keep no biased opinions. We are neutral. 100% neutral. We have no loyalties except to each other.
About us:
Mysteryzx is my boyfriend, so likewise I am his girlfriend. Hence I'm taken. Forever. End of story. Stop flirting.
We are fully geared Vanguards with a variety of gear (since that matters to some of you).
We have awesome UVs and stunning costume sets (since apparently that proves something).
We don't usually do runs, but our tendency is to be with each other or go alone.
We are pretty knowledgable about the game, so trying to "inform" us about something common is irritating. (We probably know more about the game than you do.)
We have alts we like to play with so we may not stay long on our mains.
No you won't find out who those alts are.
I like french fries. Mystery likes french fries with his hot sauce.
I can troll. I shouldn't aleays be taken seriously.
So if you feel like providing us some vacation time with your guild, just reply with the name of your guild (and contact info) and why you would like to see us there. Any further informatin may be a turn off. When we are ready to join I will contact you in game.
Toodles.
(That's a rather strange word when you think about it.)
"We won't be permenant members"
"and we likely won't donate."
Erm, ok.
"get a feel of what guilds are out there now days"
Now that's legit. You want to feel what guilds are without being part of them, having some responsibility, and be with the spirit of the guild. Great!
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"Mysteryzx is my boyfriend, so likewise I am his girlfriend."
Why would any guild be interested in knowing that kind of info? Irrelevant.
"We probably know more about this game than you do."
Wow, bragging rights. Show some respect for poor people that are going to be your guildees.
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I don't know Mystery, therefore, this post is only directed at you Hollows.
Protip: Join Echo of Sausage, they'll 100% accept you.