This song wasn't created by me, but rather my fellow guild member Zettalux, but it seems to have been forgotten in the history of our guild page. If you like ponies and Spiral Knights, then enjoy.

ART OF THE GUILD

Cut by cut, fighting off a slag guard,
Low on health - swallowing capsules pill by pill.
Making sure the fire stays off me,
Charging up my swings, oh such a thrill!
Always gotta keep in mind my timing,
Making sure my sword is bright and shining,
I'm kiting, in F-S-C!
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Head to boot, covered in jelly,
Bomb or blade, don't you know your guild's on a crusade?
Sporting up the Gran Faust's shadow damage,
With a decent chance for a curse rampage,
Gotta lock the party, Valkryie logged on,
Even though I have a spot that's not gone,
I'm taking on, the Jelly Palace!
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Fighting is easy; for Snarbolax, something sharp,
Vanaduke, something icey,
Vog Cub Coat and Cap - do you think I'm too flashy?
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Weak to pierce - perhaps a Flourish?
Glowing eyes, why won't you just ever die?!
Gotta find the keys for the two doors,
Leaving wolver corpses on the floor,
Even though my coat has U-V piercing,
Doesn't keep their razer teeth from gnashing,
I'm fighting, the Gloaming Wildwoods!
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Limb by limb, hack by hack,
Shield goes up, still intact,
Shot by shot, aiming stilled,
Sword and gun: a good build.
And that's the art of the Guild!
Twilight Sparkle: Now, the stars on my sword need to be technically accurate. Blizzbrand has a four star rating, not three.
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Alch by alch, crafting items better,
Deadline looms, don't you know the order, you can't shun?
Even if the energy is costly,
Got to get them all done by next run.
Pinkie Pie, the barrel can't be too small,
Wait until the bullets jam the gun.
I'm welding them together!
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Pinkie Pie: Don'tcha think my helm would be more me with some particles?
Rarity: Well, I think...
Pinkie Pie: Some horns?
Rarity: Well -
Pinkie Pie: DO IT!
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Hour by hour, farm the stage!
I got a Tri-Heart Pendant; make Valk rage.
Fluttershy, your helm is unaligned,
Rainbow Dash, armor's too inclined,
Oh my gosh, this sword is too maligned!
Don't forget, Applejack's bomb must grind!
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Alchemy is easy, every guild member's call,
Spending too much energy,
Have to pick up the pace, Quicksilver is speedy.
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Twilight Sparkle: That shield is Wise Owlite, not Grey Owlite.
Fluttershy: Divine Avenger, please.
Rarity: Ugh...
Pinkie Pie: More shadow damage! Oh no, that's too much shadow damage. More CTR! Oh, less CTR. Oh wait, I know... Attack speed!
Rarity: Attack speed?
Pinkie Pie: Whose bomb is this?
Rarity: Attack speed it is...
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Rainbow Dash: ...What?
Rarity: Aren't you going to tell me to change something, too?
Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my sword to be... Cool.
Rarity: Do you not like the sharpness?
Rainbow Dash: The sharpness is fine, just make it look cooler.
Rarty: Do you not like the weight?
Rainbow Dash: The weight's fine, just make the whole thing... You know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
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Pinkie Pie: All my armor needs is some more red shards.
Rainbow Dash: All we really like is shock resist.
Twilight Sparkle: I am out of swordstones, can you spot me?
Fluttershy: Basil doesn't have my recipe.
Applejack: Even if you have to sell some CE,
Everypony: Make sure that it comes with a good UV.
Rarity: Got to balance out all of my rations,
Remember, it's all in the lacerations!
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Gun by gun, blade by blade,
Level 10, an upgrade,
Bomb by bomb, fused and armed,
Blast by blast, does mass harm,
And that's the art of the Guild!

(All credit goes to Zettalux)

EDIT: Dat Node