(The Destroyer kept underground when trying to eat Alex, he could't have been sent out)

--Mysterious Ruins--

The girl knew sonic would not be able to kill it. Before sonic could do anything, the girl closed her eyes 10 feet away, giant light wings appeared and she floated into the air. Her eyes opened which had light coming out of it.

The Mario bros and Steve had evacuated the place

Her arms crossed and a giant holy laser of light appeared and obliterated the Morph.

The girl fell to the ground weak and started limping towards the exit

--Grape Garden, The Clouds--

Kracko prepared to fire his laser again, but he was not quick enough

all the clouds seperated and went back to their origional places and Kracko fell to the ground, but looking normal.

Little did they know, a seed from the tomato had landed on some grass

that grass turned redish purpleish

--Underground in the floating island--

Alex was desperatly hanging on, when his hand slipped and fell in.

Alex didn't die however, he was holding on to a rotating saw like thing and looked around. (while getting flunged around)

He saw the heart of the destroyer and tried to get some dynimite out of his pocket but dropped it which it lighted.

The Destroyer had lunged out of the ground and then stopped and fell to the ground right onto everyone else

--Under Peach's Castle--

The toad looked and screamed "ROBOTS NOW TOO, HEEEEEEEEEEELP!" and ran off into anouther room.

--Inside Bowser--

The Little Eater had found the other part of the darkness, and procceded to go out

O_O you forgot mine...anyways...
--Mushroom Kingdom, Near Peach's Castle--
Sora slowly backed up, looking around them. He suddenly dashed under the rock titan's legs(after all, it is the size of a mountain) and turned to face all three. He was no longer surrounded, and his odds of surviving suddenly improved. He wondered how Alvin was doing, at the same time the rock titan and darkside decided to try to punch him, and the ice titan to shoot icicles at him. This was not going to be fun.

((Thanks for covering for GLaDOS, but she'll be fine.))

--Mysterious Ruins--

"Ready when you are, GLaDOS!"

"GOOD. SCRATCH, GO AHEAD AND REMOVE THE OBSIDIAN. SEND A MISSILE THROUGH, TOO. THEN WE'LL LEAVE."

"You got it, boss!" Scratch finished what Steve was doing to one block of obsidian, then sent a missile through, before jumping aboard GLaDOS along with Grounder and the KO'd Sonic, Erk, and whatever the girl's name is, and they all warped back to the Death Egg Mk III...

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--The Nether--

"Watch out!" Tails pulled Steve out of the way of the fireball. A few seconds later, a missile flew out of the portal, targeting the largest living entity not affiliated with Dr. Eggman, flying in a 180-degree upward arc and singing Serra's hair as it locked on to the Ghast King. Tails set Steve down on the ground after the fireball connected and destroyed the portal.

"No!" Serra glared at the Ghast King. "You oversized... fiendish... fat... THING!" Serra blasted the Ghast with Lightning, while Tails began flying up to see if he could approach from above. Maybe the Missile and his allies would distract Ghast King for long enough for him to get above him and repeatedly jump on his head...

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--Grape Gardens, Clouds--

Gruntilda was struck by Coo's feet, but managed to avoid Kirby's lightning attacks. She swung the Star Rod to try and knock Coo away, and was surprised to see it shoot a large star in the direction she'd swung it in.

"HYAAAAH!" Waddle Dee leapt up and swung at Gruntilda... only to miss completely. Catching himself with Spear Copter, Waddle Dee began flying up toward Gruntilda from below; Gruntilda herself fired more Star Rod shots at Coo, thinking she'd get rid of Coo first.

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--The Floating Island--

"AAAAAHAAAAAAGH!" Soldier unloaded his entire clip of rockets, then his entire shotgun clip, on the Destroyer.

"MMMMPH! MMM-Hmm? Mmmphmm. Mmph." Pyro pointed at the Destroyer. It looked a lot more... dead.

"Oh. THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT, PYRO!" Soldier kicked the fallen Destroyer. "This giant space alien MAGGOT has been CRUSHED LIKE THE MAGGOT HE IS! Pyro, check to see if he dropped any hats. And see if any of that metal can be worked into Refined!"

"Mmhmm." Pyro immediately went to work with his Powerjack, breaking up the dead Destroyer in search of metals.

In the meantime, Soldier saluted Alex. "Good work! You deserve a medal, son. Pyro! Check that dead crapsack for shiny metal, too. I wanna make some medals."

"Mmph."

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--Under Peach's Castle--

"SIR, THE MUSHROOM MAN HAS RUN UPSTAIRS."

"I know. I'll pursue. But I really don't mean him any harm."

"THERE'S A POWERFUL HOSTILE ENTITY SOMEWHERE IN HERE. THERE ARE ALSO POWERFUL HOSTILES UP TOP, AS WELL... DO HURRY. I AM UNSURE IF SORA CAN HANDLE THEM ON HIS OWN."

"Understood."

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--Death Egg Mk III--

"Oof!" Erk rubbed his head, waking up from a sudden impact. "What on earth..."

"WELCOME TO THE APERTURE SCIENCE RECOVERY AREA." From behind a plateglass window, GLaDOS stared at them. Scratch and Grounder were also there, smirking. "YOU WILL BE LEFT IN THIS BARELY FURNISHED- BUT WELL CLEANED- ROOM, TO RECOVER FROM YOUR RECENT EXPOSURE TO 'BAD EGG' KNOCKOUT GAS. IT'S THE BORING PART BEFORE THE TESTS."

"Blast... you traitors!"

"No hard feelings, Erk! It's all part of the job." Scratch grinned. "Finally, I get some respect!"

"Yeah!" Grounder spun his drill. "The respect we deserve."

"Respect, eh..." Erk folded his hands. "I'll mention you don't deserve any to everyone in Elibe when I'm out of here."

"'IF', ERK. THE WORD IS 'IF'."

Deciding it would be pointless to talk any further, Erk just glared as a hatch closed over the plateglass. Then he let out a long sigh. "I wonder if Serra's all right..."

"Urgh." Sonic scratched his head. "Eggman's robot got us."

"Yeah... Serra made it, though. I can only hope she can find her way back to Etruria."

"Yeah." Sonic sat down, clearly agitated. "At least Tails made it out too. He's a good kid- he'll keep an eye on Serra. And didn't Serra have some kind of magic light blast attack?"

"True... but that shan't stop me from worrying. Now let's see if we can't find a way to trick GLaDOS into letting us out."

--The Nether--

Serra's Lightning struck Ghast King square in the nothing; the missile SEEMED to kill him.

"Hey, the portal's working!"

--Mysterious Ruins--

Tails and Serra charged through the portal to find...

...Nothing.

"Aagh! ERK!" Serra frantically looked for some indication of where GLaDOS had gone. "GLaDOS! You monster!"

"We're too late..." Tails clenched his fists. "We'll just have to find out where Eggman is! Back to that wasteland!"

--Back in the Nether--

"Okay, let's see. Eggman's lava harvesters are probably getting orders from Eggman himself by some kind of long-distance transmission." Tails looked down at the harvesters. One in particular stood out; the others were close together and guarded by Eggman's main force, but this one was in an alcove guarded by two Egg Pawns with spears. "If I could get the computer chips from in the lava harvester, maybe we'd be able to pinpoint where Eggman's transmitter is. And by extension, that means finding Eggman!"

"So... we need to get something from that?" Serra raised an eyebrow. "It looks tough to break open. Are you sure we can't get one of the little guys with the spears?"

"Egg Pawns operate autonomously or by orders relayed from a larger robot. They have no communication chip that connects directly to Eggman's mainframe."

"What?"

Tails just then remembered that Serra, being from a time where swords and bows were the dominant form of combat, probably had no clue what a mainframe was. "The little guys with the spears get orders from the big guys. Only the big guys, like the lava harvester, get orders from Dr. Eggman himself. I'd say the best course of action would be to take down the Harvester and his two buddies quietly, so the main force doesn't find us and mow us down. But it's just too far down... flying you all down would take too much time, and would be too risky. They might hear us."

"Agh... if only we had stairs that led down!"

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--Death Egg Mk III--

"Who are you?" Erk scratched his head. "And what in blazes-"

"His name's Wheatley."

A girl with ridiculous blue hair was sitting in the corner, looking at some kind of cellular phone. "He's GLaDOS's Intelligence Dampening Sphere. Used to make her slightly dumber."

Erk turned toward the girl. "Who are you?"

"Erk, right? From Fire Emblem. Mage, right?"

"Sage. But how do you know my name? And who are you, anyway?"

"Call me Konata. And you... huh. You're Sonic the Hedgehog! Wonder if the "good doctor" knows you're here."

"You mean... Eggman?!"

Konata rolled her eyes. "Who would I be talking about, my family physician?"

"So." Sonic clenched his fists. "Eggman's behind this."

"No kidding."

"You could be less... snide."

Konata shrugged. "Why not? It's the only way to pass the time... besides reading articles online and talking to the robots, of course. How's life, Wheatley?"

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--Grape Gardens--

"HEY!" Gruntilda blasted Coo with her regular wand as he (she?) attempted to grab the Star Rod out of her hand, then pulled the Star Rod back before Coo could snatch it. "You think you can just steal from me, HAT MURDERER?!"

"SURPRISE!" Waddle Dee grabbed onto the edge of Gruntilda's broom. "I don't know why you're attacking us, but you're not getting away!"

"Oh, look. There's an idiot on my broom." Gruntilda took out the Star Rod, attempting to knock Waddle Dee off; what resulted was a clash of Spear and Star Rod. Waddle Dee was quickly losing the advantage.

"Now, Kirby! Attack!"

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--Under Peach's Castle--

"SIR! SOMETHING IS ATTEMPTING TO HARM THAT CREATURE!"

"Not on my watch. Do I still have that fishing rod?"

"NO. BUT I'LL CRAFT ONE RIGHT NOW." His suit assembled a fishing rod from Sticks and String.

"Thanks. Let's get that thing within CQC range!" Alvin used his fishing rod to try and pull the Little Eater towards him.

(can you tell me where Konata is from?)

--Nether--

"Hey guys, and girls, I think I found something," Steve said through the portal.

Mario and Luigi went it

--Mysterious Ruins--

The Crystal had glowed when Steve came in, he looked in the crack and the crystal came out floating and glowing.

--Death Egg Mk lll--

"Oh it's been fine, I got back to Earth by a really nice astronaut who let me come to Earth with him. I found out he also has a job sending robots to random places, well, not really a job, more like a prank, and I was sent to here. So that is how my life has been" said Wheatly.

"And who are you?" said Wheatly as he went over to the mysterious girl, "Hello are you there? You should have awoken by now, do you not speak english, ummm, ¿habla usted español? No? How about French, umm, parlez-vous français? no? are you alive? Hello? I think she's dead."

Wheatly got close to her to "hear" her heartbeat. "No, she is not dead, maybe shes just still uncounsious? Anyway, let me get the door open for you."

Wheatly went into the place he came out of and severil panels flipped to reveal a doorway.

--Floating island--

the Destroyer had dropped lots of Crimite bars but most of them flew into Alex's inventory.

"Hmm," thought Alex, "I might be able to make some armor and weapons with these."

--Grape Gardens--

Kirby struck Gruntilda with his Charged attack and Coo grabbed the rod with his/her feet

--Under Peaches Castle--

The Little Eater noticed he was being pulled so he pulled back to make Alvin come towards the cliff, and then went right towards him but a portal appeared in front of the little eater which he went through and the portal quickly disappeared before Alvin could go through

--Realm of Darkness--

The Little Eater gave Iurbak (who was also in there) the other part of the dark star. He combined the two and he then became whole again (I don't know how he will look like now, but he looks diffrent now)

I just made up a name, post 161 will have never happened, instead of a accidental kingdom hearts refrence, how about we make a unpurpose refrence to Lengend of Zelda by calling it the dark world, nah, we will call it the Dark Dimention (Do not say and act like it is a refrence if it is, or I will murder you in your sleep)

((An anime series called Lucky Star, but you won't need any knowledge of it. Trust me.))

--Death Egg Mk III--

"Hmm. Is that door..."

"YES, IT LEADS TO THE FIRST TEST. I ASSUME YOU'RE ALL READY... YOU HAD BETTER BE READY IN THIRTY MINUTES BECAUSE, AFTER THAT POINT IN TIME, I AM FILLING THE RECOVERY ROOM WITH DEADLY NEUROTOXIN. GO AHEAD, FOLLOW THE MORON."

Erk looked at the girl. Still unconscious. "Hold on... let's try a Heal Staff." Applying the Heal staff to the girl, Erk then got ready for the first test.

"OH. YOU'LL NEED THIS." A strange-looking gun fell out of the roof, and Konata grabbed it in a heartbeat.

"Hey, a Portal Gun. This'll help."

"Portal Gun? What's it do?"

Konata cracked a smile. "Watch." Aiming the portal gun's controls at opposite walls, Konata created some kind of dimensional... teleporting... door... thing... that let the entire group walk through walls.

"Hey, that's actually pretty cool!" Sonic started running through the portals. "So! We gonna go or what?"

"As soon as she gets up, we're heading forward. I still have my magic tomes, and with the addition of this gun, we should be able to handle what GLaDOS throws at us."

Ahead, GLaDOS began observation of the first testing room. It was a simple segment, designed to see if a rag-tag team like the test subjects could really get thinking with portals. A series of three alcoves on each side of a central hallway made of plateglass walls, with a Turret waiting at the end of each alcove, would menace the team. Only by pulling the six levers- one at the end of each alcove- could they pass the exit door, which came right after the last pair of alcoves.

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--The Nether--

Tails examined the area around them. They would have to get down to where the lava harvester was, try to take down the two Egg Pawns relatively quietly, and disable the Harvester without making any loud noises.

But wait. Maybe there was another way. Nearby was a colony of Magma Cubes that hadn't yet noticed anyone. "Maybe if we push those lava cubes down there, we'll be able to break the Egg Pawns with them! Then I can just take the chip from the Lava Harvester at my leisure."

"Good thinking. Tails, you get them close to the edge, and I'll push them with my magic. When Steve and the Mario Bros. get back, they could help, too."

"Okay!"

Serra took a roundabout path, positioning herself so any knockback from her Lightning magic would push the cubes down. Tails, meanwhile, dashed toward the cubes, getting their attention while hovering out of their range.

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--Grape Gardens--

"GAH!" Gruntilda, hanging on to her broom, dropped the Star Rod, veering way off course. But before Coo could catch it, something else snatched it out of the air. That something else happened to be a Black Hole Transport Helicopter, which promptly threw it down to a strange Black Hole vehicle. It looked like their usual armored personnel carrier, but it had a strange Pylon on top.

"Star Rod acquired! Teleporter, activate!" The Black Hole troops used a teleportation device to warp the entire carrier, the Star Rod with it, back to their base.

"No!" Waddle Dee slammed the ground just where they'd been with his spear. "They've got the Star Rod!"

"Eeh... EEE HEE HEE HEEEE! That's right, you'll never see your Star Rod again! Maybe you should think twice before ripping up my hat." Gruntilda began flying off at a ludicrous speed. "I'll go find something else to take from you! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Wait! Come back here!" Waddle Dee jumped off the clouds after her, realized what he was doing, and quickly used Spear Copter to get back up on the clouds. "Argh! ...well, there's no point." Waddle Dee looked down at the land below. "That witch is going too fast to catch up to. We'll need Meta Knight's help if we're ever going to reclaim that Star Rod. Hopefully the King will get us some reinforcements, too... Dedede Castle is the best place to contact Meta Knight from. Let's go there posthaste!"

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--Floating Island--

"TEN-HUT!" Soldier shouted. "Now you're awake. That means you're ready to listen to my briefing!"

"Mmph mm mmph."

"That is RIGHT, Pyro. We are currently in an uncharted section of the universe. For all we know, we could be surrounded by space alien fleets preparing to kill us all! But did you know what Sun Tzu said about that? Sun Tzu said, 'Punch out space aliens, because THEY ARE DIRTY COMMIES!'"

"Mm phmm mmphmm mm mmph."

"Actually, Pyro..." Soldier shouted, "SUN TZU DID SAY THAT! And I'd say he knows a little more about space aliens than you do, pal! So. Now that this guy is awake, WE WILL CHARGE FORWARD AND SEE WHAT IS IN THIS HOLE THE SPACEMAN BUILT!" Soldier started climbing down the hole Alvin made in an effort to get to the bottom of it. Pyro, sighing, followed him down, carefully walking down the steep slopes.

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--Under Peach's Castle--

Pulling the Toad away from the Cliff with his fishing rod, Alvin warned, "Watch yourself around those cliffs- I'd leave this castle ASAP."

"SIR, SORA'S VITALITY IS WORSENING."

"Is that so? Maybe he needs a little help." Locating Sora on his radar, Alvin barrelled through the stone brick with his Power Gauntlet to reach Sora's location as fast as he could, then prepared his Railgun. "Am I late?"

--Mushroom Kingdom--
(Sora's condition isn't that bad, he has about 95% energy left :P...then again, I do believe that help would be greatly appreciated).

As Alvin came up, the Rock Titan's fist came down. But before it could smash down on him, Sora switched to Final Form, the blast knocking away the fist of the Rock Titan, and returning him to 100% vitality. "Now this'll be fun."

Final Form: http://www.khwiki.net/Final_Form

Ok...just keep in mind that the ice titan has homing icicles kind of, and breaks the hp limit. Explosions might occur, but they won't deal much damage.

Note: the only thing you can achieve by attacking the leg is depleting the leg hp bar so that you can hit its head. The head is invulnerable until the hp bar of the leg is depleted. After a bit, the leg regens and you have to hit it all over again. Because of this, hitting anything other than the head or legs will just distract it momentarily.

Sora used a melee version of Firaga in Final Form on the ice titans legs, having his keyblade repel anything the rock yiyan sent at him. After the leg's hp bar was gone, he moved to the next.

Normally, their heads are accessible nevertheless. However, to make this more epic(with crimrupption infection and such) the head is invulnerable until the leg/s hp.bar is depleted fully. Then you can strike the head: it is also stunned: this applies to both.However, once the leg hp bar regens, the cycle repeats. I made it like this also because there are so many characters.
Note: the darkside hp bars are different from the titans, mainly because the fists have the actual health (however, they are usually kept out of reach). This shows that out of the three, it is the weakest.

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--Death Egg Mk III, Testing Chamber--

FASHINK!

A Fimbulvetr spell encased the other turret in ice for a moment, before then dropping it on the ground. It said "good-bye" in its soft, almost pitiable voice before shutting down.

"Whew!" Sonic stopped running. "I think one grazed me. Who knew those little guys had so much ammo?"

"You can't just run in front of guns and expect to survive. Even you, Sonic."

"Yeah, yeah, I know." Sonic looked through the glass. "Maybe we can fire your portals just right so we can end up behind them..."

"Maybe this... girl... can help?" Erk poked the girl. "Ma'am? Can you talk?"

Konata shrugged. "It's not like she has anything that can help us pass up these turrets."

"Angelic wings are carrying her while she's unconscious. That must count for something."

"Maybe. Let's just go with what we've got. Erk..." Konata shot a portal around the glass, facing the turret, then put another one nearby. "Try putting one of those ice spells through that and hitting that Turret."

"Hmm... I'm not sure if magic and this... Portal Gun... are compatible. But... well, this is for science, right?" Erk tried to cast Fimbulvetr through the portal- and succeeded. The magical ice storm struck the next turret, knocking it over.

"Hey! That's a great idea! Put another one through!"

"You got it." Konata placed a portal near the other turret, and Sonic promptly dashed through it, knocking it over.

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--Death Egg Mk III, Second Testing Chamber--

Metal Sonic tore through the passage upon spotting Zach.

And it turned out he tore through the passage a split-second too late, and ended up dropping two Power Rings as the TNT grazed him. "Urgh... between this and the last Death Egg Intruder, I'm not making a strong case for myself."

"Humph. Well, don't worry. Your failures are but a small black mark on an otherwise stellar record." Eggman's voice rang through the PA. "Here, I'm giving you leadership of a different mission..."

"A different mission?"

"Yes. You're to lead a small squad- you get two other bots- to catch the guys GLaDOS didn't get, before they start bothering me. Alive if possible, but if you must kill them, I won't blame you!"

Metal Sonic nodded. "Who are my marks?"

"One 'Serra'- you'll recognize her a mile away because of the pink hair and pigtails. She's got some dangerous magic, but not much in the way of armor. Then there's one 'Mario' and one 'Luigi'- you know them!"

"The Mario Brothers. Who doesn't know them?"

"Right. Also one 'Steve'. He's got blue jeans, a teal shirt, and a ridiculous amount of tools and weapons. But they're all primitive. And this one will interest you... one 'Miles 'Tails' Prower. You remember Sky Fortress?"

"I remember." Metal Sonic's fists clenched. "Make no mistake. Your bidding will be done, Doctor. Who are my allies?"

"Well... I hate to break it to you, but..."

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--Death Egg Mk III, Rec Room--

"Hey, dumb-bot! Let me be Zangief!"

"You're always Zangief!"

"No! I'm not pickin' anybody until you un-pick Zangief."

"You're dumb and stupid, Scratch!"

"No, YOU'RE dumb and stupid-"

"Both of you shut up."

Scratch and Grounder both panicked and dropped their SNES controllers (causing Scratch to select Guile, not that it really mattered). "M-m-m-metal Sonic! Hey! Whaddaya d-doin' here, huh?"

"Giving you your mission. We're going after the ones you missed."

"The ones WE missed?" Grounder shook his drill. "Hey, that was GLaDOS making sure we got some alive-"

"Look, I don't want to argue with you. I just want to get this mission over with so we never have to see each other again. Are we clear?"

"Yeah, Metal Sonic." Scratch stood up. "All right. Let's get ready."

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--The Nether--
((Almost forgot this!))

Tails crept on top of the Lava Harvester, beginning his little hacking process by cutting the wires to the alert system, then proceeding to jump on the harvester's back until he broke through to the system panel, where he yanked out the entire motherboard.

Wait, was that that idiot Ghast King? Perfect. He was going to have the fight of his life if he stuck around that lava harvester for too long- a lot of robots were around the bend and Ghast King probably would have drawn their attention by being a loud idiot. Jumping up out of the now-heavily-damaged harvester, Tails leapt up in the air to fly back up out of the little ditch to the team, where they were still fighting the Magma Cubes.

Mario, Luigi, and Steve had managed to get the attention of most of the Magma Cubes, and the only one (a Medium cube) that still attacked Serra paid for it with a Lightning to the face. "Urgh! It just split into more of them!"

Tails could hardly attack the cubes himself, being that his main weapon was himself and these things were literally made out of lava, but they would be an unwelcome distraction against the Ghast King, in case he ran away from Eggman's robots once they came around the bend. Tails picked up half a stack of Netherrack that was lying around after the myriad HUGE EPIC ATTACKS that hit it, and began throwing it like rocks at the Magma Cubes from the air, picking off the small ones. By now the Magma Cube swarm was reduced to one giant and two medium Magma Cubes; Serra's next Lightning attack finished off the Giant Cube, reducing it to three medium Cubes, for a total of five medium Magma Cubes left.

Meanwhile, near the lower Lava Harvester, ten Egg Pawns with laser guns and six of the flying, projectile-blasting Buzz Bombers of Sonic 1 infamy came around the bend and all fired on the Ghast King. The Egg Pawns weren't prepared to dodge, but the Buzz Bombers were.

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--Castle Dedede, Outskirts--

Waddle Dee finished off the drivers of the last two artillery, then steered the Wheelie Bike into the woods.

"All right. Now we're going around to get the rest of the artillery. The next three groups are closer together..."

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--Castle Dedede, Throne Room--

"Did you notice something different?"

"Huh. No."

Adeleine listened for a few seconds. "We're being shelled less. Why?"

"Take a look out the window for one second. And I mean one second. You don't want those guys knowin' we're alive in here."

Adeleine peered out the window, and spotted some of the artillery. Some of them were blown up while some others were simply not operating.

"Hey... is that-"

"That's four seconds, get the heck down!"

Adeleine ducked. "I think I saw Kirby out there!"

"Huh. Well, whaddaya know. The little pest is actually helpin' us out."

"Oh, he's not that bad!"

"You haven't had him rampaging through your castle seven times."

"I don't have a castle."

"Exactly!"

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--Plantation--

"Huh. Well, there's one thing to do with something like this." Soldier opened his mouth to eat a Red Flower.

FWOOSH! Pyro airblasted the flower away from Soldier, prompting a look of shock. "Pyro! What gives?!"

"Mmph mmphmm hmphmm! Mmh mmm mmph!"

"And why should I NOT eat that?!"

Pyro covered his facewith his palm. "Mmm mmh mmm mmm."

"Huh... Say, does anything else live here? Because they might be spies! Or space aliens! Or space alien spies!"

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--Peach's Castle--

After his initial attack on the Rock Titan, Alvin noticed his fires entirely gone from the Ice Titan. Sora was attacking its leg; Alvin decided to aim for its leg as well, yanking his Diamond Drill out of the Rock Titan's leg and flying up to the Ice Titan's leg. He lit it on fire with the Flint and Steel, then proceeded to punch it repeatedly with the Power Gauntlet, keeping his eyes on the Titan's head the whole time.

(@Doctorspacebar Just do the rest of chamber 1 without me, I won't be able to do anything until chamber 2

@Fireofearth of course he can)

--Nether--

"YOU GOT FRIENDS? WE ALL HAVE FRIENDS," Ghast King yelled. The harvester started boulgeing and a giant magma cube with a crown jumped right out of the lava harvester and into all of the bots, A blaze with a crown appeared to appear out of nowhere, (but he acually went really fast) and the Wither flew in.

"Maaaan, it was so cramped in there, can't a magma cube get some sleep while seperated into 10000 seperet peices?" said the Magma King, "Mannnnn, you all going to regret putting me in there." Magma King then jumped into the ceiling which stuck to him, forming a netherack shield all around him, and then he jumped and formed a ball, and rolled towards everyone. (how is it possible?)

"Ooooh, what a pleasent surprise," said Blaze King, "the ones who have been trashing the nether, I don't take kindly to such, sloppy people, maybe I should teach you a leason." Blaze King started going around everyone very fast shooting fireballs and preparing to get out of the way when Magma King got close.

"LET'S KILL THEM ALL, MWAHAHA" said the Wither's left head,

"No, lets nogosiate and find a solution," said the right head, "I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding."

"NO, THEY ARE ALL EVIL, LETS KILL THEM ALL! COMON, LET'S GO HEAD 2," yelled the left head.

"Do you always have to call me that?" asked the middle head.

"WHO CARES, JUST GO!" said the left head.

"No, lets not kill them, lets just go home and watch TV," said the right head, "but we will have to somehow stop left from wa-"

"NO WE ARE NOT GOING HOME, AND WHY CAN I NOT WATCH TV?!?" yelled the left head.

"Because last time, you blew everything up," said the right.

"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SWITCHED THE CHANNEL TO SPONGEBOB, CAN'T I WATCH SOMETHING ACUALLY GOOD ONCE IN A WHILE WITHOUT YOU CHANGING THE CHANNEL TO SPONGEBOB?" yelled left.

"Will you both stop arguing please?" said middle as left and right were arguing.

"OH YEAH, WELL WHENEVER YOU GET TO PICK, YOU USALLY PICK HOUSE AND TIME HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR ME TO BARF," yelled right, "AND WHEN YOU DON'T PICK HOUSE, YOU GO TO THE YOUTUBE PART OF OUR TV AND PLAY VIDEOS YOU MADE OF EVERYONE MURDERING ME, DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL? HUH? HUH?" yelled right.

"PLEASE STOP IT," yelled middle.

"WELL MAYBE YOU DESERVE TO BE MURDERED BY EVERYONE AND TO BARF," yelled left.

"groooan," groaned the middle, it was going to be a long day.

The crystal started trying to push Serra somewhere, like it was trying to lead her somewhere.

--Woods--

"Boy that was a close one Kirby, am I right?" Coo said as he then realised Kirby wasn't there, "Kirby? Kirby?"

Coo looked around franticly but did not see Kirby, suddenly a redish purplish vine wrapped around Coo's foot and pulled him away, and then found himself looking right into what he thought was Kirby's eyes.

"Oh hello Kirby, how did you get here?" Coo asked as he saw "Kirby's" eyes turn red and open his mouth.

"WHAT? NONONO, DON'T DO THAT," Coo screamed as he tried to push himself/herself away from "Kirby" but was then sucked in, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

The pinkness on "Kirby" turned into darkness, revealing that Kirby was dark Kirby, and then Dark Kirby rediscuised as normal Kirby, who now had bird ability, and went to Waddle Dee

--Castle Dedede - Kitchen--

Normal Kirby was hungry, so he managed to get into the Kitchen and started sucking up all the food, and got the chef hiding behind a table

--Dark Kirby's Stomach--

Coo opened his eyes, to see he was still alive, but suspended in midair by some, things which he could not get off, he could feel his energy being drained, and went uncounsious

--Plantaion--

Alex looked around and saw something that was peeking at them quickly hide behind a rock. Alex went and looked behind the rock but saw nothing, the Migma had gone down a cliff to hide when he/she had gone back behind the rock, but nobody knew that.

--Peach's Castle--

Link hook shotted up the darkside onto the arms, and started slashing the fist with his sword

(bump)

(bump, and I change my mind about the post claim, btw, Blaze king is the size of a normal blaze, and can also make infinite blaze rods come out of a portal inside him and he can make the blaze rods dissappear after a while if he wants to, and there are no canyons in the nether)

--Cave in the Nether--

The crystal got up and started to try to again push Serra, and Steve started to build a portal

--Nether--

"Hmm, I think I got a fabulous idea," said blaze king as he looked at the incoming attack, and then started whispering something into ghast king's ear. "Hmm, your right, this is a excellent idea," said ghast king, "SEMMI, FOAID, COME HERE." Magma king rolled over to ghast king. "Semmi, SEMMI, COME HERE NOW," ghast king shouted which then the wither who was apparently named Semmi's other heads stopped arguing and he then came over. Blaze king explaned to Foaid and the wither heads the plan. a whole lot of blaze rods came out of Blaze king and seemed to make 4 giant blaze rods, then Foaid formed into what looked like a body and got on 2 of the blaze rods, the other 2 floated near the top of the body like shape. (oh, and the netherack armor is still on there) Ghast king got on top of Foaid making it look like they formed into a giant. Semmi and Blaze king went into Foaid. (I don't exactly if withers are fire proof, but if they are not, lets pretend they are) The Nether giant held out it's arms which seemed to turn into gatling guns and fired blue wither skulls out which destroyed most of the incoming attack (note that blue wither skulls are strong enough to destroy the spike ball shields)

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"Ugh, how are whatever is attacking lasting this long," said Metal General who acually works for Eggman from the lava harvester, "though then again, a gaint lava cube burst out of the lava harvester, maybe that is what they are attacking, I think I'll check it out." Metal General then started flying up out of the canyon.

--Death Egg Mk III, Testing Chamber 2--

Zach looked around confused on how he had got back there, but he had then heard the voices of other people and turned around, WHa- WHO ARE YOU?!?, AND WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?" he said as he spilled lava all over the floor and obsidian locked himself into the corner so he could not be seen.

--Castle Dedede, Surrounding Woods--

Dark Kirby just watched and went into deeper woods where he could not be seen.

--Castle Dedede, Air--

Kirby had went out of the kitchen the way he came and flew over to the woods without anybody noticeing, he landed somewhere in the woods

--Castle Dedede, Surrounding Woods--

Kirby had landed and ate a bird that randomly attacked him, suddenly, Dark Kirby jumped out of the trees and attacked Kirby, and then, no one knew which one was which as they fought echouther.

--Plantation--

Alex looked at soldier and pyro, and was getting the feeling that he was the one they were calling funny-looking, "Hey, who are you calling funny-looking?" Alex said, "That's it, I'm leaving, you can go your own way," he said as he hoped down to the lake.

--Peach's Castle--

Link jumped off of the Darkside and used a fire rod-thing (forgot what it is called) and spewwed fire all over the ice titan

Soteka looks at the portal on the floor. "I don't trust you, GLaDOS. We both know that. But... eh, fine." He gets up and jumps into the portal, landing next to Erk. "Huh... a blue haired girl, a guy with a staff, and... Sonic the Hedgehog?" He covers his mouth, but it was too late.

--Peach's Castle, Mushroom Kingdom--

Alvin saw where this was going. "Suit, assemble Rift Signature!"

"Insufficient Iron Ingots. Sorry, sir."

"Argh! The Nether with this!"

--World of Chaos?--

Alvin found himself facing what looked like some kind of dark army. He switched to Blade Launcher mode. "Time to tear these guys a new black hole! Heh. Black hole. Space humor."

Alvin fired three saw blades to hit multiple enemies at once, then used his Jetpack to back away out of their range.

((Wait, are they aboard that extremely ugly battleship, or is it trying to attack them? Or both?))

(Doctor, do you control the meteor guy, or can I control him?)

I am a crazed old wizard with a staff and sword. I cast some magic and Sonosuke finds himself in a dungeon with my laughing outside his cell. "Wanna play a game!? Its called torture..."

((Okay, Malkalack, read this page. Specifically, the part about godmodding. That's what you're doing. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time.))

--Nether, Cave--

"Huh." Tails looked at the wall. "Looks like... directions?"

"I can't tell what it's saying... maybe it's trying to lead us into a trap?"

"Or to the Death Egg. Maybe both... wait, GET BACK!"

Something shot past Tails and Serra at a very high speed, heading straight for the top of the portal.

"You think I'm going to let you walk away?!" Metal Sonic struck one of the obsidian blocks in the Nether portal before stopping himself between the portal's entrance and himself. "No loose ends. Doctor's orders. Drop your weapons, and GLaDOS will give you a chance. Don't... and I'll make this encounter final."

--Nether, Partially Drained Lava Sea--

"Scratch! I got a bead on that guy's head!"

"Shoot him, nincombot, shoot him! Just like Call of Duty!"

"Got it!" Grounder corrected his aim for a little jittering, then aimed a laser rifle's bullet right at the Nether Giant's head; he noticed it didn't react to the Zombie Pigmen hitting it from behind. Meanwhile, about fifty Egg Pawns with assorted firearms, backed up by ten Morph Snipers on Killer Ballistae. Eggman spared no expense.

--Death Egg Mk III, Testing Chamber 2--

"Aaaah!" Sonic did the only thing he knew how to do in a situation like this: start running.

"GOODBYE, HEDGEHOG." The Morph reached for the powerful Meteor tome and aimed it at Sonic...

...but it wasn't fast enough to catch the Hedgehog. Sonic was able to outrun the Morph Sage's magic.

"Hedgehog! Stand there!" Erk shouted this.

"Why?"

"His range. The Morph can only aim that spell if you're a certain distance away. Stand right there, and he's too close by to hit you."

"WELL DONE, WIZARD. BUT NOW YOUR BEST JUMPER IS STUCK IN THAT LITTLE SPOT. HOPE YOU'RE REALLY AGILE, SQUISHY. AND BY THE WAY, MINEY, IF YOU BREAK THAT WALL, I'M GOING TO SET THE MORPH ON YOU. CHEATER."

"Shut up, GLaDOS. Say, why doesn't the Morph attack you?"

"BECAUSE I TOLD IT NOT TO. ANY OTHER STUPID QUESTIONS, OR ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE?"

Erk groaned. "Excellent. One of our guys is stuck in one spot, another seems to have gone too mad to realize WE HAVE HAD EVERY CHANCE TO KILL HIM AND HAVEN'T, and we can't say anybody else's name or we'll make that Morph throw another meteoric temper tantrum. And who knows what kind of danger Serra is i- wait, NO!"

"OH, DON'T WORRY. SHE'S ALREADY DEAD."

"WHAT?!"

"JUST KIDDING. HA HA."

"You never cease to grate, you idiotic machine..." Erk looked at the ground. "Right. I can't see any way we can get the Storage Cube through that hall, even with the Portal Gun. So, we'd best find another way out of here."

"Like that?" Konata pointed up at the hole high on the wall, setting a portal up there, then setting another down on the floor. "Watch your step."

"Well, it's not like my legs are going to be unbroken for long anyway. Actually, wait. You there... with the odd sword. It looks like the Wo Dao Karel carried..." Erk pointed at the portal. "We need somebody to look up there. I'm guessing there's another straightaway, so we can't risk Konata going through with the Portal Gun. The guy over there behind the Obsidian is entirely hysterical. And I'm not exactly athletic... judging by the elevation of that overhang, I fear I may break my legs going through that."

There was, in fact, another straightaway, with an unlocked doorway to a new room as well as the locked door to the current room. But nobody knew that. Yet.

Konata, after removing the cobblestone block, looked at Zach, annoyed. "Okay. Now, see how I'm not picking you up and throwing you in the lava with my Portal Gun? We're not your enemy. Either we get out of here together, or I put that block back, we solve the puzzle and leave you behind, and you can live the rest of your natural life in that little obsidian hidey-hole. Your choice, but I don't see how you're going to get any food or water in there."

--Castle Dedede Outskirts--

Waddle Dee groaned. "Well, Bad Kirby's officially an idiot! He's fighting a FAKE Kirby." Waddle Dee began bluffing. "Clearly he doesn't expect someone as amazing as myself to be the real Kirby! But I am," Waddle Dee said. "I'm the real Kirby and you're fighting an impostor, BaGAAACK!"

Meta Knight pulled Waddle Dee out of the way of the incoming Artillery shells, shouting a warning: "Shells incoming! Kirby, move!"

"Meta Knight! Gee, you aren't gonna charge anything for this, are you?"

"Let's say it's on the house."

--Castle Dedede Interior--

"Hey! Look!" Adeleine pointed to some incoming reinforcements from Meta Knight. "We're getting some reinforcements!"

"YES!" King Dedede pumped his fist in the air. "Now we're talkin'! Let's kick the crap outta these dirtbags!"

Dedede kicked the door open again, only to immediately dodge behind some bullets. "Yipe!"

"I said we're getting reinforcements, not free to exit the castle!"

"Pfft. Whatever. I just hope they get in close..." King Dedede held his hammer in his hand. "I'm gonna bust those stupid saps up until they start cryin' for their mommas!"

--Floating Island, the Plantation--

Soldier and Pyro tailed Alex to the lake. He looked mad. Soldier whispered, "Sheesh, Pyro, he's havin' a hard time with the truth-"

"SHH." Even behind a face mask, Pyro could still shush his teammates.

"Huh. You smell somethin'? Like... a wet dog?"

"Mm."

"Well, I do. Smells like a wet dog around here. I had a dog once. Then I sicced it on a commie. Never heard from it since!"

"Mmph mmhmm mm mmphmmhmmph! Mmph mm HMM!"

"That was YOU?! Oh, gee... you didn't kill the dog, did you?"

"Mmph, mmph. Mmm mmph mmph mmh mmphmm."

"Oh, well, that's good. I kinda like dogs. They know how to follow orders! Not like that stupid Spy." Soldier mocked the Spy's French accent. "ON HON HON, I THINK I'M GOING TO SAP THE SENTRY ON THE LEFT BECAUSE THE PYRO'S NEAR THE ONE ON THE RIGHT-"

"Ssh. Mmh mmphmm mm."

Soldier spotted something. Was it... fur? "Huh. I think I see it. Is it a space alien?"

"Mm mmph mmh mm mmphmm."

"Good point. Let's check, and if it tries to kill us, we shoot it dead." Ignoring the Pyro's frantic "NO" hand gestures, and forgetting Alex was even there, Soldier shouted at the tuft of white fur, "Space alien with white fur! We see you! Are you friend?"

Pyro shook his head. That part was not his idea. And why did he have to speak in broken English to try and communicate with space aliens? That couldn't have helped...

--World of Chaos--

A single punch finished off the last Heartless in Alvin's range. "Take that, shadow monster!"

Alvin gave the room a quick scan. "All right. Wonder if there's any rocket fuel here? Meh, probably not... it looks incredibly low-tech." Alvin looked around the room. "Time to get outta here. Suit, do your stuff."

"PICKAXE MODULE, SIR?"

"Pickaxe module." Alvin began mining the walls of the World of Chaos...

Soteka looks at Erk confused "Alright, but why can't we just take the Storage Cube? If it's because of the meteor guy, I can take him." He make a small fireball in his hand.

*ahem*

(REJECTED for obvious reasons. In case you haven't read the doctor's link about godmodding here you go.)

((Morphs are basically humans created by a certain FE villain's dark magic. They're LIKE robots, but run on drained life force and have the practical combat traits of humans.))

--The Nether, Cave--

"All right, stupid, let's see how you like some lightni-"

"Serra, get outta here, that's Metal Sonic!" Despite her protesting, Tails airlifted Serra through the portal into Dream's Deep.

"You can't get away from me!" Metal Sonic followed suit, spin-dashing in hopes of catching them.

--Dream's Deep--

"Okay, we should be- watch out!" Tails dived down and to the left, throwing Serra as he went, to avoid both a swarm of bats and Metal Sonic, the latter of which shot straight out of the portal at a high speed.

"Oof!" Serra hit the ground face first; while it was better than being shredded by Metal Sonic, it did leave her with a few scrapes. "Tails, what are you doing?!"

"We need a more open area to fight Metal Sonic."

"Huh... good point." Serra lifted her Lightning tome. "The second I see that jerk..."

Metal Sonic hurtled through the bats, his spin dash protecting him from attack. He stopped his spin dash after he got out of the swarm. "All right, then. Maybe if I put them between the bat guy and myself..."

--The Nether, Partially Drained Lava Sea--

"Fireball surfer! Shoot the fireball!"

"BLAMMO!" Scratch blasted the fireball with his Laser Rifle, effectively pushing through any unreasonable deflect resistance with the simple fact that laser rifles don't give two cruds about deflect resistance; Grounder aimed a shot at the Zombie Pigman King while Scratch did this.

Meanwhile, the surviving Orbinaut hurled his last spike ball at the Nether Giant's next attack, effectively cutting its damage output in half before a blue Wither Skull struck it. The remaining damage was enough to destroy about one tenth of Eggman's deployed forces, only for them to double as more Egg Pawns ran in, while Spike Bonkers floated up around the perimeter to remove any potential hostiles.

The eight Morphs on ballistae that survived unleashed their attack. Two of them fired bolts that were near-perfect in their aim; the Killer Ballista, like all Killer weapons, was known for its dreaded triple-damage Critical Hits. Another morph- a Bishop- crept from behind the wall. His Fortify Staff could heal the remaining Morphs and, to a lesser extent, Eggman's robots. But first he decided to heal the damaged Orbinaut, restoring it to full health with a Recover staff.

--Test Chamber Mk II--

An electric charge went through the floor, giving Erk and Konata a painful shock. (Sonic was able to jump in time.) "HOPE YOU LIKED THAT. CHEATER." GLaDOS used some kind of Piston mechanism to replace the block that was mined. "NOW DON'T DO THAT AGAIN."

"Urgh! That moron is going to get us killed!"

"All right. Erk, cool that lava with Fimbulvetr."

"That'll work?"

"Yeah."

"Good." Erk unleashed Fimbulvetr, cooling the lava.

Konata stepped on the resulting Cobblestone, removed the wall block, removed the obsidian below it, and picked up Zach himself with the Portal Gun. "STOP. DOING. THAT. We have to solve the puzzle- it's the only way to keep GLaDOS happy." She whispered, "And when she's happy, she might not notice an escape attempt."

Meanwhile, Erk turned to talk with Soteka. "I wouldn't recommend attacking that thing... I got a look at the plateglass. It looks to be highly magic-resistant. That thing's ridiculously powerful, more so than any mage I've ever seen, and GLaDOS said it IS capable of destroying the Storage Cube. And if you DID kill it, GLaDOS would throw a temper tantrum, and you know how those are... it's just better to keep going along with the test."

"I HAVE SIMULATED FEELINGS TOO."

"So..." Erk pointed toward the portal. "Jump through there. tell us what you see."

--Castle Dedede Outskirts--

"Those artillery are about to fire again... wait!" Meta Knight noticed something. One Kirby got a hammer from nowhere. But Kirby couldn't do that- he had to copy Bonkers or a similar enemy to get the Hammer ability. Obviously that one was the fake Kirby!

Meta Knight swooped down as the artillery cannons went up, pulled the real Kirby off the ground, and flew out of the way of the incoming shells. "You owe me."

Back on the treetops, Waddle Dee watched some ENORMOUS caterpillar start marching out toward the castle. And it looked furious. "Oh dear. The castle is being menaced by a... uh... hold on, I know this one... Wiggleworm? Wormzor? Mindworm? Uh... Wiggler! The castle is being menaced by an angry Wiggler! King Dedede and Adeleine are in there!" Waddle Dee lifted his spear. "And only I can save them! HYAAAAAH! FOR DREAM LAAAAAAND!"

Waddle Dee leapt onto the Wiggler's back and shouted, "Calm yourself, ridiculously large bug, and step back from the castle! You! Have! Been! Warned!" Little did he know that directly behind him was a Black Hole Battle Copter, missiles at the ready...

--Plantation--

"We found him! He's running away!" Soldier scratched his chin. "Which means..."

"Mmmph!"

"You are RIGHT, Pyro! He is a HIPPIE!"

"Mmh?! Mmph mmh mmph mmph phmm!"

"Yeah, that's- wait, what?"

"Mmmph!" Pyro pointed toward a large swarm of bats that was coming after them, surrounded by a freaking ENORMOUS bat.

"INCOMING! Pyro, burn the small ones away, I'll get the big bat!" Soldier aimed his entire clip of rockets at the large bat, while Pyro blasted a Detonator shot into the crowd of bats, then readied his flamethrower...

--The World of Chaos--

Immediately upon trying to mine the wall, something started tugging at Alvin's power gauntlet. Alvin started resisting the pull, but it was slowly enveloping his hand...

"Your jetpack, sir!"

Alvin leaned back and activated his jetpack, pulling Alvin's Power Gauntlet out of the wall and blasting him backwards, causing him to ram into something with all the force of a 30kG suit of iron armor with some diamond parts. Alvin, turning around afterward, noticed the incredibly ugly soul-stealer monster. "Well, aren't you ugly."

"He's trying to steal your soul, sir. You will be happy to learn that SoulVault 3000 was automatically installed on Powered Armor Chestplates as of Minecraft Version 1.3.0, and is completely blocking this attempt."

"Really? He is, now?" Alvin readied his Railgun module. "Yeah, you think you're funny, don't you?" Alvin aimed his Railgun right at the monster's eye, and fired twice. "Laugh at THAT, scumbag!"