A TV commercial thing

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Warp-Master

(Credits.)
(A shot of a blue sky near the Crash Site. The Skylark is burning towards the ground, launching escape pods. Pan down to the ground to show a pod landing in stage middle. Cut to black.)

VO: You have crashed.

(Fade to knight in front of escape pod, looking at a group of Jelly Cubes and Lichens.)

VO: You are stranded.

(Group of slimes gets shot to pieces by guns from onscreen. The knight looks much relieved.)

VO: But you are not alone.

(Blur right to tracking shot of knights cutting down slimes and beasts on the way to an elevator. Jump cut to knights riding elevator down, craning to a top down view. Camera shoots through the elevator floor.)

VO: Band together and race to the Core.

(Camera pans around to a shot of a gear-filled room with a large glowing orb, covering the lower third of the screen.)

VO: Play Spiral Knights for free now. You must be 13 years or older. Online experiences vary.

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Warp-Master

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUMP.

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Warp-Master

Why does nobody like this thread?

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Grittle
Because your bumping it.

Because your bumping it.

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Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Um...

What?

This isn't a good idea, because it doesn't showcase gameplay at all.

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Sandwich-Hero
Huh?

doesn't showcase gameplay at all

Group of slimes gets shot to pieces by guns from onscreen.

shot of knights cutting down slimes and beast

I'm sure you can see the contradiction there