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The Poke Draycos Game
Fri, 09/27/2013 - 09:59
Sat, 09/28/2013 - 13:00
#2
they will kill us they will kill you
Usevnsevnsixfivfor pokes Draycos to death and steals all his stuff.
Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:28
#3
pokes Draycos with a toilet,
pokes Draycos with a toilet, accidentally spilling sewage water all over him.
Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:38
#4
pokes Draycos with himself
pokes Draycos with himself
Sat, 09/28/2013 - 18:02
#5
@Pipipipipi /e flails wildly.
@Usevnsevnsixfivfor I worked hard for that stuff! Do you realize how difficult it is to steal from castle vaults without anybody noticing, when you're ten feet tall and thirty feet long?
@Epic-Samurot But it's not even connected to the pipes since you're holding it, how did you...
@Cupcake-God Summoning clones from parallel dimensions has some pretty bad side effects. For instance, I am now on fire and made of paper. :(
Sat, 09/28/2013 - 18:05
#6
@Draycos no, I grabbed your
@Draycos no, I grabbed your arm and poked you with it
Sat, 09/28/2013 - 18:10
#7
Well... stop doing that too. My arm isn't supposed to bend that way.
Sat, 09/28/2013 - 18:17
#8
NEVER, MWA HA HA >:D
starts poking him with his leg
Sun, 09/29/2013 - 05:10
#9
/pokes Draycos with a dead
/pokes Draycos with a dead skunk.
Sun, 09/29/2013 - 07:14
#10
/poke Draycos whit his Warmaster Rocket Hammer. Oops i think i smashed him...
Sun, 09/29/2013 - 07:42
#11
I poke you moar
goes across the room and pokes him/her with a really long stick to see if he is alive or dead
Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:07
#12
pokes Draycos with a
pokes Draycos with a fireball, making him freeze. I laugh hysterically.
Wed, 10/02/2013 - 20:56
#13
/pokes Draycos with a booger
Wed, 10/02/2013 - 22:19
#14
Poke draycos With ....
My Sprite poke Draycos with 2000 Newton
Thu, 10/03/2013 - 12:21
#15
/poke draycos to make him post back.
Fri, 10/04/2013 - 05:16
#16
@Iamnoone It's dead; all it reeks of is death.
@Popoixd You'll need better than that to hurt a dragon!
@5Pi /e flails violently.
@Epic-Samurot Hot ice is scarier than cold fire.
@Snakemittens How in the world did you find a sterilized booger... and why?
@Flutter-Shyler Shoving people isn't nice. :(
Fri, 10/04/2013 - 06:23
#17
/pokes Draycos with an unsterilized booger
Sun, 10/06/2013 - 06:04
#18
/pokes Draycos with a
/pokes Draycos with a mansion. I heard a lot of cracking and breaking, but I'm not sure what it was.
Sun, 10/06/2013 - 08:25
#19
My scales! They are made of STEEL!
That mansion wasn't, and something tells me a certain plumber is going to be a little mad. Just a little.
Sun, 10/06/2013 - 12:18
#20
Puts every bad idea in the Suggestions forum onto a scroll, attaches it to an arrow, and launches it next to your bed.
Sun, 10/06/2013 - 12:41
#21
Oh, nice, a night-time book to obliterate and destroy before bed.
Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:05
#22
Exactly
There ya go!
/e pokes you with a (CENSORED) while you're asleep
Sun, 10/06/2013 - 20:03
#23
/pokes Draycos with a cat
Wed, 10/09/2013 - 04:27
#24
/pokes Draycos with a tazer.
/pokes Draycos with a tazer.
Wed, 10/09/2013 - 04:58
#25
@Shotjeer That's so utterly despicable; why would you ever poke someone with a cup of liquid nitrogen? I could have gotten cold!
@Snakemittens I love cats! Except when mine wakes me up at 4 AM because it wants me to watch it eat for twenty minutes and then go outside. It hasn't happened in some time now, thankfully.
@Iamnoone Don't, bro.
Wed, 10/09/2013 - 05:51
#26
/pokes Draycos with one of those mean cats that claws anyone that gets near
Wearing elbow-length gauntlets, of course.
Wed, 10/09/2013 - 15:18
#27
Wow, such poke, great force, wow
/pokes Draycos with doge.
Wed, 10/09/2013 - 19:02
#28
U77654 steals Crazyoddbaa's and Boswick's Banstick, fuse them together, and pokes Draycos with it.
Thu, 10/10/2013 - 05:27
#29
@Snakemittens Wanting to pet something but not being able to without getting your wrists diced is a terrible feeling.
@Hyper-Galactic wow
such poke
. . . . so doge
wow
@Usevnsevnsixfivfor Such weapons are powerless without-
just kidding metal on metal still hurts a lot
Thu, 10/10/2013 - 21:56
#30
Hmmmmmm
I poke you with a black hole. I am immune to gravity.
Fri, 10/11/2013 - 12:45
#31
O_O
Pokes Draycos with Leviathan Blade! Oops theres now a hole in him!
Fri, 10/11/2013 - 21:36
#32
@Sandwich-Hero As I fade to
@Sandwich-Hero As I fade to nothing but a jumbled mass of mixed molecules and materials, I ask myself, "why the heck does everyone want to kill me".
@Altraknight A hole where my heart was. :(
Good thing I have about ten more of those, though. I don't know why you find them in bushes.
Sat, 10/12/2013 - 06:44
#33
/poke Draycoswhit my b**.
/poke Draycoswhit my b**. Yres yes i'm sitting on you. :3
Sun, 10/13/2013 - 13:41
#34
/poke Draycos with absoulutly
/poke Draycos with absoulutly everything that has, will, or does exist
especially the sun, I'm immune to everything
Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:02
#35
/pokes Draycos with this thread.
Mon, 10/14/2013 - 18:03
#36
/poke draycos whit a castle
/poke draycos whit a castle which is three time bigger than him.
ONE DAY, ONE DAYS I'll hurt you.
Mon, 10/14/2013 - 18:26
#37
@Popoixd1 wot
@Pipipipipi You forgot the kitchen sink.
@U77654 I don't... how does that work
@Popoixd That's a pretty tiny castle. On another note, OWWW MY LEG!!
Tue, 10/15/2013 - 16:54
#38
POKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKE
/Poke draycos whit a U.F.O
/Poke draycos whit a U77654.
Wed, 10/16/2013 - 03:42
#39
PREPARE YOURSELF
/Poke draycos with Skylark, yes, THE SKYLARK, and I can move metal objects of ANY size (magneto)
Wed, 10/16/2013 - 04:48
#40
I poke you with akuma. Hmm, why akuma isn't...
*thread lights go dark, a bit combo appears, finally...*
天 and I'm dead lol.
"Remind me not to drag akuma next time"
Wed, 10/16/2013 - 21:19
#41
@Popoixd 1. Awesome, I was wondering when they'd show up to take me home.
2. "It's not very effective..."
@Midnight-Dj A sword the size of a small moon? Yeah, I'm gonna feel that in the morning... and the next, and the next...
@Egpnd "Super Combo Finish!"
Thu, 10/17/2013 - 11:32
#42
/poke Draycos whit Snarbolx.
/poke Draycos whit Snarbolx. No snarbolax no dont try to eat Draycos just poke him he's to big for you.
/poke Draycos whit Jellu King. Florp.
/poke Draycos whit Roamulus Twins. No don't shot laser on Draycos.
/poke Draycos whit Lord Vanaduke.
Thu, 10/17/2013 - 15:21
#43
eats Popoixd as he pokes Draycos with me (I am the snarbolax)
pokes Draycos with exploding cake
Thu, 10/17/2013 - 19:14
#44
@Popoixd
I'd give it indigestion anyways. Too many sharp, pointy spikes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnzlJtKy-2s
I'm allergic to lasers. Bad things happen, like overheating and a terrible case of reflected-beams-hitting-the-Skylark syndrome.
Vanaduke isn't that bad of a person when he doesn't think you're invading his country... and when you're fire-resistant.
@Pi x 5
You shouldn't have eaten him; Devilites have way too much grape flavoring in them. You're gonna be sick.
/e eats the explosion. Tastes like spontaneous combustion! And shrapnel.
Sat, 10/19/2013 - 14:29
#45
/Poke Draycos whit a RHNB
/Poke Draycos whit a RHNB (Red Hot Nickel Ball)
Sat, 10/19/2013 - 18:13
#46
spits out the remains of
spits out the remains of Popoixd as his finger pokes the inside of my stomach with a RHNB at Draycos
the hands go at you finger first, poking you with Popoixd's blood
Sun, 10/20/2013 - 09:29
#47
/pokes him with a knife,
/pokes him with a knife, which then turns into a laser, which then turns into a plasma laser that burns EVERYTHING on contact, which then makes you burn AND freeze, and burn again. I laugh hysterically. Again.
Sun, 10/20/2013 - 09:35
#48
NUUU!
/pokes Draycos with liquid nitrogen
Sun, 10/20/2013 - 09:39
#50
/pokes Draycos with
/pokes Draycos with nothingness from kingdom hearts two.
pokes Draycos with a stick to see if he is alive or dead