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Sylveon: But why do you refuse to apologize for ruining the pvp economy?
Ez-Real: Well, it's simple. We had no idea that Pretentious Hipsters would loot my ego from the Enron guild hall. Surely they must be AA noobs that pay to win. We don't even want to be involved in this needless drama.
Sylveon: Scandalous! Can you confirm these allegations?
Maskeraith: idunno whimp Is big spammer noob with perfect internet and I live on the moon also whimp is biggest noob wh
Sylveon: You heard it here, right from the head of Pretentious Hipsters! The guildis re is full oo spam brandish combof mudslinging, thieving, anti aliasing newbies.