You know you're a noob when a Gremlin Knocker kills you.
(This is a game, continue to come up with original "You know when you're a noob when...")
You know you're a noob when a Gremlin Knocker kills you.
(This is a game, continue to come up with original "You know when you're a noob when...")
You know you're a noob when you throw a sleep vial at a construct.
^That is pro not noob.^
You also know you're a noob when you use Charizard against Blastoise. Sorry, Flamethrower just ain't gonna cut it.
Uhhh. okay if this can also apply outside of SK,
You try to kill EVERYONE with Heavy's minigun in TF2 despite how far away they are.
You know that you're a noob when...
You buy the best stuff in a game with real cash(op stuff) and STILL can't beat an expert player.(who has beginner stuff).
You know you're a noob when...
You LOSE to a Charizard when you sent out your Blastoise. Sorry, Water Gun just ain't gonna cut it.
(Yes it can be outside of SK, hence it being posted in the GC)
You know you're a noob when you go to to this page to look up another catch phrase to use on a meme website.
When you try to freeze a Perma-Frostifur like an idiot.
You are a noob when:
- trying to load 4th rocket to Beggar's Bazooka;
- rocket/sticky/sentry jump when 10 hp left;
- uber an enemy cloacked Spy;
- heal a friend cloacked/invisible Spy;
- trying to sentry jump without Wrangler;
- instead of using Rescue Ranger, you use Wrench to carry buildings;
- get Heavy with gloves on cp_degrootkeep;
- play Pyro all the time;
- trying to kill someone with Fan'O War;
- jumping with Baby Face's Blaster all the time;
- place 4 stickys to sticky jump without uber(heal);
- micspam when being cloaked Spy
- cloak as enemy behind you;
- run in front of Spy/Pyro with BackBurner;
- use Red-Tape Recorder(10 times slower than stock Sapper);
- die by telefrag;
- kill with Your Eternal Reward on front while on sentry range;
- ask how to put 10 sentrys;
- and so on :) Sorry, it took really long.
You know you're a noob when you think water gun is Blastoise's weakest attack versus a Charizard. We all know bubble is weaker (that 20 power).
You die by getting knocked back by a lumber into a freeze trap, which activates AS you respawn.
You know you're a noob when you think the weakest move against a Charizard is Water Gun, when it is actually Fury Cutter (10 Power on first hit, 1/4 damage of a regular attack due to typing [bug
...The Red Tape is waaaayyy faster my friend. By the time the engy gets off the red tape, at least one level will have come off of it.
You also forgot -
Use the phlogistinator
Use the stranger
Use the sydney sleeper
Use the Huo-Long heater
And now for SK.
You know you're a noob when you ask people how much ce it costs to craft a 5 star item.
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/90674#comment-804033
How about Air Slash? That WILL cut it.
You know you're a noob when you use Psychic on a Shiftry.
You know you're a noob if you think you can skip to 5* equipment early.
You know you're a noob if you call Pyros a "noob class". (Push force on demand, reflecting projectiles, defending Engie nests like a boss with Airblast and Scorch Shot (WHICH DESTROYS STICKIES ENTIRELY), Homewrecker removing sappers faster than Engies can, using Detonator jumps to get up to where no one expects you to be, Puff 'N' Sting, lighting small groups of enemies on fire with the Detonator or Scorch Shot, afterburn (it still gets kills even with all the ways of putting it out), and that's not even getting into what a skilled Backburner or Phlogistinator can accomplish... in the Engie's words, "You just ain't doin' it right.")
@Doctor.
The Degreaser and default are the right flamethrowers. Backburners and Phlogs are hilarious, and are the W+M1 mashers of tf2.
a vanguard tells you that the crest of winter you got from that winterfest prize box is as worthless as the other crests and decides to buy it off your hands for 5k cr and you accepted his offer...man am i persuasive?
You know you're a noob when you can't handle a situation with a horde of Gremlin Knockers the cool way.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=185488125
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=185488160
(I don't know how to embed links into words. >.<)
You know you're a noob when you sell THE Sword of Vermillion in Sword of Vermillion.
you know you're a noob when you play a free-to-play
You know you are a noob when you don't know how to access the WINDOWS folder. (Talking about a particular folder, mind you.)
You're also a noob when you don't know what a 1D-10T error is....
You know you're a noob when you starve to death in any town in Super Hydlide. To be fair though, this game is quite difficult.
You know you're a noob when...
You buy a watch from that one guy in the alley.
You throw 3 curse vials at vanaduke and tell your party why isnt he cursed.
Or when you buy 3 fire vials from Basil In the FSC mission lobby.
Using Backburner is not so act of noobity, because it lets you to play as spy :)
Ok, no offtopics:
- use up all 3 slots for characters and all of them are rank 1 or 2;
- keep on playing with proto sword even as squire;
- spam for orbs.
That's it for today.
...you die in a treasure vault.
...you play LD and expect to profit.
...you make a suggestion about a 5* WINmillion.
...you use internet explorer.
@Arkate: True, the button-mashers will flock to Backburner and Phlog. That does not keep them from being powerful ambushing weapons. If you can pull off an ambush with Backburner, you can then burn the enemy from behind, maybe airblast when they turn around (if they're, say, a Heavy) and run backward while popping a Flare at them. As for Phlogistinator, a good Phlogger will heckle enemies with flares to build Mmmph before finding the perfect spot to suddenly pop out with crits and full health.
Backburner is arguably even more useful in more defensive positions, provided your Engie has a well-placed dispenser; if you can just get ammo from the Dispenser, you can use it to defend the Engie's stuff. Teamwork.
Of course, this isn't to say Stock and Degreaser are bad! Degreaser, Puff 'N' Sting, what more needs to be said? As for stock, afterburn may have extinguishers everywhere, but almost all of them cost ammo or use a recharging item, and that extra damage helps when you've got a melee weapon that's not the Axtinguisher (like, say, the Homewrecker). It's always good to have at least one Degreaser or Stock thrower before getting out any Backburners or Phlogs. It's like Quick Fix; no substitute for a regular Uber, but it has its own uses that are distinct from the Medi Gun and Kritz (namely, spot healing your teammates and topping them all off at once... and ridiculous Rocket Jump shenanigans, if the situation really calls for it).
So ANYWAY ABOUT WHAT WE WERE SAYING EARLIER BEFORE I TOOK US WAY OFF TOPIC...
-FIRE EMBLEM: BLAZING BLADE (just Fire Emblem in the U.S.): You know you're a noob when Merlinus gets mobbed by Cavaliers because nobody was guarding him.
-FIRE EMBLEM: BLAZING BLADE: You know you're a noob when you can't get the above condition because you didn't get Merlinus by Chapter 14. (Villages are good. Visit them.)
-FIRE EMBLEM (in general) : You know you're a noob when you see the Pegasus Knight, think "OOH, FLYING, I'M GONNA KILL EVERYTHING!" and promptly send them to a horrible arrow related death. (Florina is scared of bows for a reason, guys!)
-FIRE EMBLEM: You know you're a noob when you think your units are safe across the river. (Hi, I'm Killer Axe Berserker, and this is...)
-CAVE STORY: You know you're a noob when Toroko kills you in Mimiga Village.
-CAVE STORY: You know you're a noob when Eggfish kills you in Mimiga Village.
-CAVE STORY: You know you're a noob when ANYTHING kills you in Mimiga Village.
-CAVE STORY: You know you're a noob the first time a Press kills you. And the next time. And the next time. And the next time.
-CAVE STORY: You know you're a noob when you fail your 20th attempt to kill the invincible presses in the Plantation.
-SUPER MARIO BROS.: You know you're a noob when the first Goomba kills you.
-SUPER MARIO BROS.: You know you're a noob when you try to jump on Bowser.
-SUPER MARIO BROS.: You know you're a noob when you find the hidden 1-Up block in World 1-1, and get so surprised you end up falling off the nearby cliff.
-POKEMON RED AND BLUE: You know you're a noob when you take your first step out of the other end of Viridian Forest with all but one of your mons down, and promptly see a text box: "CHARMANDER fainted! (your name) is out of usable Pokemon! (your name) blacked out..."
-POKEMON RED AND BLUE: You know you're a noob every single time you fight Brock with your Weedle, Nidoran, and Charmander.
-POKEMON RED AND BLUE: You know you're a noob when you believe that rumor going around that your pokemon can die permanently if they faint too much. (Let's admit it, though, we've all heard something like this when we were younger, and immediately been nervous every time our mons got owned.)
-SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: You know you're a noob when you try to drop-kick a Motobug.
-SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: You know you're a noob when you try to run straight forward at the beginning of Green Hill Zone Act 3.
-SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: You know you're a noob when you think Spring Yard Zone is the toughest in the game. (You ain't seen nothin' yet!)
You know you are a noob when you don't hold the mouse button while cutting trees (Minecraft)
You know you are a noob if you died in the first stage for any Sonic Game (Sonic)
You know you are a noob if you fight very strong enemies way above your level (RPGS or MMOS)
You know you are a noob when you have trouble moving the camera (First Person games on consoles)
You know you are a noob when you don't know how to jump (Any Game)
You know you are a noob when you take forever to find out you can't jump (Some games)
You know you are a noob when you join really hard dungeons in Spiral Knights (Spiral Knights)
You know you are a noob when you dig straight down without knowing the dangers (Minecraft)
You know you are a noob if you don't add paint to your level (GameGlobe)
You know you are a noob if you don't know how to do the finishing blow in the final boss for Sonic Generations (Sonic)
You know you are a noob when you don't memorize a fantastic combo (Fighting or Action games, Ex. Street Fighter, Sonic Unleashed)
You know you are a noob when you don't know how to get the abilities (Legend of Zelda, Rayman 1, Rayman Origins)
You know you are a noob if you don't do the leap of faith correctly and get desyncronized (Assassin's Creed)
You know you are a noob if it takes you ten minutes to finish a Sonic level (Sonic)
Ten minutes, get it?!
@Meltingcomet: ''Ten minutes, get it?!'' No i don't get it.
TF2:
- rush with SMG or Kukri;
- try shooting with Machina without zooming;
- don't use RMB to spin minigun;
- take Homewrecker on medieval mode;
- try to Homerun with stock Baseball Bat;
- claim that faster moving with Gloves of Running Urgently is cheating;
- stab a Razorback Sniper only once;
- compare this game to CS or CoD;
- care ONLY about your frags;
- give 2 refines for one Power Up Canteen(worth 4 scraps);
- behave like Demopan.
@Popoixd: Time limit. After 10 minutes you faint.
you think posting trash is the best
You get killed by a green mini-jelly.
You play SK for the TF2 hat and leave your character to rot.