All you do here is make terrible jokes.
Why is Sonic 06 a terrible game? Because it was released on the year of the return of 6/6/06.
Make Terrible Jokes
Sun, 10/13/2013 - 19:26
Tue, 10/15/2013 - 16:41
#2
Derp. :3
A blind man walked into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:23
#3
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
Why did the Spy cross the road? Because he never really was on the other side.
Thu, 10/17/2013 - 22:50
#4
What do you call a tree with blue on it?
A tree with blueberries growing in it. Get it? No? ... Hehehe... .-.
Fri, 10/18/2013 - 01:57
#5
WARNING! Puns ahead!
Dry-erase boards are remarkable!!!!!!!........no? Ok then.........
Here are a few more:
What is the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? Urine trouble.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the p is silent.
Fri, 10/18/2013 - 13:42
#6
Just. As. Planned.
Adepta Sororitas.
Fri, 10/18/2013 - 15:44
#7
a mass murderer walked into a bar and murdered everyone
Fri, 10/18/2013 - 17:14
#8
yo mama so fat, that we are all worried for her health
Fri, 10/18/2013 - 18:36
#9
Wow, talk about health concern...
Why is the potato in the pot? Because it's a pot-ato.
Fri, 10/18/2013 - 19:35
#10
^OK, that was bad
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Fri, 10/18/2013 - 19:38
#11
:( Bad? I thought we were supposed to make terrible jokes...
Why was the Stranger strange? Why, because it's a strange-r.
TERRIBLE JOKE :D
Sat, 10/19/2013 - 14:27
#12
A magician was walking down
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
What did the bean say to the other bean? -how you bean?
Sat, 10/19/2013 - 18:25
#13
Dunumtish
Sat, 10/19/2013 - 19:18
#14
Most terrible joke ever
Your face.
Sat, 10/19/2013 - 19:21
#15
Ok, a less insulting one.
Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall?
Gravity.
Sun, 10/20/2013 - 12:06
#16
Puns directly stolen from a site (Playgiarism with minor changes
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.', as the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on a head, and I'll follow on foot'.
I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
If we canteloupe lettuce marry!
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
Sun, 10/20/2013 - 12:49
#17
Really, REALLY BAD JOKES
Hahaha, Those were EGGCELENT Jokes. (No really, they were EGGCELENT)
Stanley was so bad at following directions, it was odd that he wasn't fired years ago (Stanley Parable Quote)
Why do the Spiral Knights go down the Spiral Stairs? Because they are SPIRAL Knights! (Horrible Pun I came up with)
Your Momma was so fat that when she jumps in the ocean, she has trouble drowning because her lungs are so fat. (Old joke I used on a friend)
What did the Master Chief said to the Spartan? FOR SPARTA! (I don't think it is a joke, is it?)
What did Pikachu say besides Pikachu or Pika? Nothing, because that's all he says. (....)
I Egglesslly defeated you! (Another Eggman Pun)
Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the WEREHOG! Haha, get it? No? I suck at making jokes. (....)
Sun, 10/20/2013 - 17:24
#18
What is the Karate experts
What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?
Kara-tea
Sun, 10/20/2013 - 21:31
#19
/laugh
There once was a viking named Rudolf the Red. He always knew what the weather was going to be the next day, making him the first and only accurate weather forecaster.
One day, his wife asked him, "How do you always know whether it be rain or shine tomorrow?"
He replied, "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
Mon, 10/21/2013 - 09:34
#20
How do you make a clown cry? Hit him in the nuts.
What looks like half of a butterfly? the other half
Mon, 10/21/2013 - 16:54
#21
Derp. :3
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank it before it was cool.
Mon, 10/21/2013 - 17:46
#22
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank it before it was cool.
^That's one joke I see almost everyone mess up.
So, let me point out your mistake.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank it before it was cool.
So, what did he drink? his tongue maybe? I don't think that's possible, anywaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his (coffee,) before it was cool. (Fixed)
Mon, 10/21/2013 - 18:08
#23
MUAHAHA!
What did the bird do on the flying test? He WINGED IT!!!
Helium walks into a bar. The tender says, "No noble gases." Helium doesn't react.
Did you hear about the scientist who read a book about anti-gravity? He couldn't put it down!
I'm giving away my chimney for free. I guess it's ON THE HOUSE!
How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an axe.
Simon says jump.
Simon says sit.
Now sacrifice your worthless souls to the demon Lucifer.
Aww Billy, Simon didn't say so!
What do you call an undead pollinator? a zomBEE!
What do you do with dead elements? You BARIUM!
Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way. The poor wife, cheese still not over it. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. He's now a pizza history.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.
Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Refrigerators can't hold onto branches, silly!
Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.
"Sir, what's in your bag?"
"An AK47."
"No, next to it."
"A bag of Cheetos."
"You can't bring that into the theater, sir."
In Soviet Russia, people do stuff.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?
What do you call a smart arcane master? A WHIZZard!
What do call a mythical creature who studies family heritage? a GENEie!
What did the cute, plump bird do to the person who kicked him? He SNIPED him!
Why did the old geezer toss a clock out the window? He wanted to make time fly!
What do you call a heated sand molded into a gun? A GLASSter!
What do you call a knight who's also a chef? Sir Loin!
What do you call a female knight who likes to curse? Dame Eet!
Please don't kill me... ( ._. )
Mon, 10/21/2013 - 19:24
#24
Mehehehe
A plane has 500 bricks on board. You throw one out. How many are left?
499.
What are the three steps to put an elephant into the refrigerator?
You open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.
What are the four steps to put a giraffe into the refrigerator?
You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
All the animals attended the Lion King's birthday party except one. Who was it?
The giraffe, because he was still in the refrigerator.
An old lady manages to walk through an alligator-infested swamp without getting eaten. How?
The alligators were at the Lion King's birthday party.
The old lady still dies. Why?
She got hit on the head by the brick!
lololololol i made a funny
Tue, 10/22/2013 - 17:15
#25
ignore this post
Wed, 11/20/2013 - 05:13
#26
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Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow it turned into skittles.
Yo mama so fat when she passed by the TV you missed three episodes.
Whats yellow, likes kids, and comes in the morning to brighten your mothers day? : The school bus (i know :P)
What famous bus crossed the Atlantic? Colum-bus.
Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle? Because if you add four plus four you get ate.
Teacher : Ted, if your father has ten dollars and you ask him for six, how many dollars would your father have left?
Ted : Ten!
Teacher : You dont know your math.
Ted : You dont know my father ! (Lol get it?)
What's the dirtiest age? Garb-age
Whats the happiest age? marri-age
Enjoy.
Wed, 11/20/2013 - 08:11
#27
Seven hundred cats.
Two women were sitting quietly.
Ba dum tsh.
Wed, 11/20/2013 - 11:14
#28
chiken in german is HUHN
why did the chiken cross the road?
cuz he wanted to get to the other side
BADUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUM TISHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sat, 11/23/2013 - 20:05
#29
What do you call a mariatchi band on quicksand?
Cuatro cinco.
Sat, 11/23/2013 - 20:29
#30
This one not for dirty minds...
What do you call the thing that goes in and out of one or more openings in your body as you are sleeping?
Air.
Sat, 11/23/2013 - 22:31
#31
Yo mama so annoying even her
Yo mama so annoying even her grandma got mad (see wut I did thar)
Sun, 11/24/2013 - 02:00
#32
Guess this...
What do you call a chicken that tried to cross the road?
A chicken that crossed the road!
HA Nothing is more terrible than a redundant joke.
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