Boswick We Are Calling You Out
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 19:52
Boswick the Spiral Knights community is not the same without you we all miss you dearly, and wish to be in your presence for even 10 minutes since lets be honest is basically 10 minutes of heaven (lol). We attempted to do the Boswick ritual dance to make you appear in Haven today, but we failed. Tantarian I think twisted his ankle doing the last part of the dance which consist of jumping up on 1 leg while balancing a laptop on your head. We have been blaming you for everything bad in this game, and will continue to do this. We wish to tell you all the things you ruined in Spiral Knights such as the invention of Ce all the way to putting rocks in the corner.
So we ask you mighty Boswick to come and entertain us the Sk community misses you dearly and blamming you without you being there is well not fun at all. Dogrock will make a special Boswick cake or brownies for you as well so you can enjoy them, and I will not make you anything since I can not cook, but I promise I will give you a mighty poke and allow you to poke me back. =)
In other news I have been working on your campaign slogan and came up with a few:
Boswick is the solution to your problems have a problem just blame Boswick.
Boswick broke it, Boswick will fix it <-- Lie
Blame it on the Boswick
Boswick creator of change and all things bad
BOSWICK COME BACK
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:15
#2
Hm
I think I have a clue about Boswick's location: http://i52.tinypic.com/2428mit.png
We might have lost him forever to bright ballons and tophats.
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:16
#3
Pupu, you just made all my
Pupu, you just made all my dreams come true.
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:23
#4
@Pupu
Omg so glad you photoshopped it Boswick we FOUND you lol, but we need to see you in-game.
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:26
#5
http://i.imgur.com/crR7x.jpg
A sighting! :D
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:28
#6
I deliver all my baked goods
I deliver all my baked goods in an unmarked white van. It's totally legit.
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:24
#7
B♥SWICK! Come back! I won't
B♥SWICK! Come back! I won't dance but I do purr! :D >^..^<
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:28
#8
>I deliver all my baked goods
>I deliver all my baked goods in an unmarked white van. It's totally legit.
But does the van have candy?
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:33
#9
Yes, the candy is free.
Yes, the candy is free.
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:42
#10
I spy a d0gr0ck!
Sun, 05/22/2011 - 10:42
#11
@kitty
You made my day Rio and I were doing firestorm and he typed you said here and I really lol'd irl you can ask Rio he heard me on mumble LOL...I think the second part purring is needed due to Boswick mask, so we will need your help for sure.
Sun, 05/22/2011 - 12:41
#12
yep, still blaming Boswick
yep, still blaming Boswick about the slag guards, energy prices and japan.
Btw Kitty, epic post :D We really had to laugh ;)
Sun, 05/22/2011 - 18:16
#13
Hm
Think Boswick drowned?
You should have called some Menders Katmint !
Sun, 05/22/2011 - 21:20
#14
=0
If Boswick drowned that means Nick was most likely the lifeguard and was doing Three Rings a favor? <3 Boswick
Imagine the conversation:
Nick: Hey guys we found another huge bug today in this game for some reason the magik kat hat's drop % was -20%.
Boswick: Wow thats strange I have no clue how that happened I only know how to draw pretty stuff.
Blackhat: Wait....Boswick what is this book Programing Video Games for Dummies
Boswick: I can explain that...I was trying to improve my skills (Pokes nick for forgiveness)
Nick: Boswick ....really? I think you need to go for a swim and cool off
Boswick: ...But I dont like the water....its EVIL
Nick: Its an order
Boswick: What if I drown
Nick: I will be there to save you dont worry I am a certified Life Guard in Puzzle Pirates =)
Boswick: Okay
Well...lets say Nick was too busy to save Boswick =0
^Complete random story which is pretty much stupid, but made on the fly due to my story skills I found last night on Mumble.
COME BACK
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:22
#15
Boswick Spotting
http://imgcandy.com/di-3TM4.png
Agger pokes Boswick. Poke.
Boswick belches.
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:42
#16
Why must I always be late to
Why must I always be late to these sightings? Boswick come back! I have caaaaandy~!
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:29
#17
...
I r so JELLY Boswick dont go to Dogrock candy is evil I have Ice cream sandwiches, popsicles, and umm COOKIES....it would suck if you have diabetes now...but incase you do I have spaghetti...umm Pizza...Tacos....CHIPOTLE =0 and French Fries.
Wed, 05/25/2011 - 16:45
#18
Oh my gosh, Kaybol. You're
Oh my gosh, Kaybol. You're Agger?! All these months and I never knew... or maybe I forgot.
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 16:39
#19
Aw, come one guys, this
Aw, come one guys, this thread shouldn't get swept away by all these whine threads.
Nj is still collecting food for Boswick and Dogrock is waiting in his van (note: It's a trap!)
/poke Boswick
We need more to lure him it seems ...
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:14
#20
(Token "down with Stitches"
(Token "down with Stitches" remark)
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 22:03
#21
?
Who is boswick?
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 22:25
#22
Who is boswick?
Don't worry
Who is boswick?
Don't worry about it! He is Boswick, that's all you'll ever need to know.
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 22:26
#23
Boswick!
is he that guy who controlled everything? that guy who is a hihger power than nick?
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 22:48
#24
Envy
Ian describes Boswick as:
The environments were handled by ‘Boswick’, a superb artist that only needs the slightest direction before he’s able to produce amazing work with minimal resources, a great boon to the project. (He also made the Chromolisks… which are also awesome and make me jealous of his animation skills.)
http://threepanelsoul.com/page/2/
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 23:10
#25
I actually lol'd. @Dogrock
I actually lol'd. @Dogrock
Wed, 06/01/2011 - 15:50
#26
@Dirt
Yes I was like wow I cant even picture Dogrock saying that but he did lol....
New Slogan:
Boswick Broke it Nick Will Fix It.
^
EPIC
Wed, 06/01/2011 - 16:52
#27
New Slogan
Nah Nj, you got it all wrong! It's:
Boswick broke it, Eurydice will define it down!
x) Aw, I'm kinda mean today ... again ... ._.
Thu, 06/02/2011 - 07:38
#28
@Rio
Lmao I guess when anything is broken on the forums due to Boswick its Eurydice's job to fix it .
I was watching the basketball game about 2 days ago Dallas lost guess who got the blame BOSWICK I was so mad at him for making Dallas lose the dam basketball game....Sadly Nick could not fix it =(
Did you do the ritual dance wearing Lederhosen?
While drinking from a pewter stein?
That is the traditional way to do it.
I will give you a mighty poke and allow you to poke me back. =)
So... Many... Jokes...
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