Spiral Knights - Boswick We Are Calling You Out

Boswick We Are Calling You Out

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Sat, 05/21/2011 - 19:52

Njthug

Boswick the Spiral Knights community is not the same without you we all miss you dearly, and wish to be in your presence for even 10 minutes since lets be honest is basically 10 minutes of heaven (lol). We attempted to do the Boswick ritual dance to make you appear in Haven today, but we failed. Tantarian I think twisted his ankle doing the last part of the dance which consist of jumping up on 1 leg while balancing a laptop on your head. We have been blaming you for everything bad in this game, and will continue to do this. We wish to tell you all the things you ruined in Spiral Knights such as the invention of Ce all the way to putting rocks in the corner.

So we ask you mighty Boswick to come and entertain us the Sk community misses you dearly and blamming you without you being there is well not fun at all. Dogrock will make a special Boswick cake or brownies for you as well so you can enjoy them, and I will not make you anything since I can not cook, but I promise I will give you a mighty poke and allow you to poke me back. =)

In other news I have been working on your campaign slogan and came up with a few:

Boswick is the solution to your problems have a problem just blame Boswick.

Boswick broke it, Boswick will fix it <-- Lie

Blame it on the Boswick

Boswick creator of change and all things bad

BOSWICK COME BACK

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:11

Shoebox

Did you do the ritual dance

Did you do the ritual dance wearing Lederhosen?
While drinking from a pewter stein?

That is the traditional way to do it.

I will give you a mighty poke and allow you to poke me back. =)

So... Many... Jokes...

DUEAGHUEAAGHRSGSDGHJCNVXBXCKBJXNMBNVMX

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:15

Pupu

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I think I have a clue about Boswick's location: http://i52.tinypic.com/2428mit.png

We might have lost him forever to bright ballons and tophats.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:16

Rose

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Pupu, you just made all my

Pupu, you just made all my dreams come true.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:23

Njthug

@Pupu

Omg so glad you photoshopped it Boswick we FOUND you lol, but we need to see you in-game.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:26

Katmint

http://i.imgur.com/crR7x.jpg

A sighting! :D

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:28

Dogrock

I deliver all my baked goods

I deliver all my baked goods in an unmarked white van. It's totally legit.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:24

Kitty4JC

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B♥SWICK! Come back! I won't

B♥SWICK! Come back! I won't dance but I do purr! :D >^..^<

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:28

Providence

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>I deliver all my baked goods

>I deliver all my baked goods in an unmarked white van. It's totally legit.

But does the van have candy?

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:33

Dogrock

Yes, the candy is free.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:42

#10

Rose

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I spy a d0gr0ck!

Sun, 05/22/2011 - 10:42

#11

Njthug

@kitty

You made my day Rio and I were doing firestorm and he typed you said here and I really lol'd irl you can ask Rio he heard me on mumble LOL...I think the second part purring is needed due to Boswick mask, so we will need your help for sure.

Sun, 05/22/2011 - 12:41

#12

Riodaisho

yep, still blaming Boswick

yep, still blaming Boswick about the slag guards, energy prices and japan.

Btw Kitty, epic post :D We really had to laugh ;)

Sun, 05/22/2011 - 18:16

#13

Pupu

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Think Boswick drowned?
You should have called some Menders Katmint !

Sun, 05/22/2011 - 21:20

#14

Njthug

If Boswick drowned that means Nick was most likely the lifeguard and was doing Three Rings a favor? <3 Boswick

Imagine the conversation:

Nick: Hey guys we found another huge bug today in this game for some reason the magik kat hat's drop % was -20%.
Boswick: Wow thats strange I have no clue how that happened I only know how to draw pretty stuff.
Blackhat: Wait....Boswick what is this book Programing Video Games for Dummies
Boswick: I can explain that...I was trying to improve my skills (Pokes nick for forgiveness)
Nick: Boswick ....really? I think you need to go for a swim and cool off
Boswick: ...But I dont like the water....its EVIL
Nick: Its an order
Boswick: What if I drown
Nick: I will be there to save you dont worry I am a certified Life Guard in Puzzle Pirates =)
Boswick: Okay

Well...lets say Nick was too busy to save Boswick =0
^Complete random story which is pretty much stupid, but made on the fly due to my story skills I found last night on Mumble.
COME BACK

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:22

#15

Kaybol

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Boswick Spotting

http://imgcandy.com/di-3TM4.png

Agger pokes Boswick. Poke.
Boswick belches.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:42

#16

Dogrock

Why must I always be late to

Why must I always be late to these sightings? Boswick come back! I have caaaaandy~!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:29

#17

Njthug

...

I r so JELLY Boswick dont go to Dogrock candy is evil I have Ice cream sandwiches, popsicles, and umm COOKIES....it would suck if you have diabetes now...but incase you do I have spaghetti...umm Pizza...Tacos....CHIPOTLE =0 and French Fries.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 16:45

#18

Rose

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Oh my gosh, Kaybol. You're

Oh my gosh, Kaybol. You're Agger?! All these months and I never knew... or maybe I forgot.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 16:39

#19

Riodaisho

Aw, come one guys, this

Aw, come one guys, this thread shouldn't get swept away by all these whine threads.

Nj is still collecting food for Boswick and Dogrock is waiting in his van (note: It's a trap!)

/poke Boswick

We need more to lure him it seems ...

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:14

#20

Talbain

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(Token "down with Stitches"

(Token "down with Stitches" remark)

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 22:03

#21

Lithanium

Who is boswick?

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 22:25

#22

Dogrock

Who is boswick? Don't worry

Who is boswick?

Don't worry about it! He is Boswick, that's all you'll ever need to know.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 22:26

#23

Lithanium

Boswick!

is he that guy who controlled everything? that guy who is a hihger power than nick?

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 22:48

#24

Raspberry

Envy

Ian describes Boswick as:

The environments were handled by ‘Boswick’, a superb artist that only needs the slightest direction before he’s able to produce amazing work with minimal resources, a great boon to the project. (He also made the Chromolisks… which are also awesome and make me jealous of his animation skills.)

http://threepanelsoul.com/page/2/

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 23:10

#25

Dirt

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I actually lol'd. @Dogrock

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 15:50

#26

Njthug

@Dirt

Yes I was like wow I cant even picture Dogrock saying that but he did lol....

New Slogan:

Boswick Broke it Nick Will Fix It.

^
EPIC

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 16:52

#27

Riodaisho

New Slogan

Nah Nj, you got it all wrong! It's:

Boswick broke it, Eurydice will define it down!

x) Aw, I'm kinda mean today ... again ... ._.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 07:38

#28

Njthug

@Rio

Lmao I guess when anything is broken on the forums due to Boswick its Eurydice's job to fix it .

I was watching the basketball game about 2 days ago Dallas lost guess who got the blame BOSWICK I was so mad at him for making Dallas lose the dam basketball game....Sadly Nick could not fix it =(

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