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Erm...Riddles guessing? :D

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Fri, 11/08/2013 - 00:22
Dark-Prelate's picture
Dark-Prelate

Well there is only one rule for this, which is when you managed to guess the answer of the riddle(of the last poster), you get to post the next riddle... (Try to make be creative so that it can't be googled.)

Here goes:
One day, a white cat fall into the drain. When all the animals found the white cat, they tried to save it from the drain. However, they failed to do so. In the end, a black cat managed to save the white cat from the drain. The white cat wanted to thank the black cat, very very very much (like VERY much). What did the white cat said to the black cat?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 06:46
#1
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
thank you very very very

thank you very very very much? lol

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 16:59
#2
Deleted-Knight's picture
Deleted-Knight
Nothing. Cats can't

Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Riddle:
A man is placed in a room that is completely sealed. The walls are unbreakable and there are no windows or any openings except for the door. The door is completely airtight and locks from the outside. The man has a small metal canister of pure oxygen, a wool cloth, and a 4 oz bar of chocolate. If he manages to survive for a week he will be freed; however considering he has no water, this would be rather difficult.
The man manages to gain his freedom, but how?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 17:49
#3
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi

he gos through the door, duh

Riddle that is not a riddle but I couldn't resist:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 18:32
#4
Ankung's picture
Ankung
Flibbles will LAZER you for this!!!!!!

African or European?

But seriously, it was locked airtight. And LOCKED again from the outside.

My suggestion would be to make a flamethrower and burn myself out.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 19:08
#5
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

no, he/she never says it is closed, it just says it locks from the outside and airtight, it never ever says the door is locked, it also says the door is a opening, meaning it is open.

Riddle:
on my way to the circus I meet 10 elephants, each elephant has 9 girraffs, each girraff has 8 peinguins, each peinguin has 7 clowns, each clown has 6 Arkungs, each Arkung has 5 Mr. Fliddles, each Mr. Fiddle has 4 lasers, each laser has 3 shoot da whoops, each shoot da whoop has 2 4th walls, each 4th wall has a fox

how many everything mentioned here are going to the circus

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 08:22
#6
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Only you. Riddle: You enter

Only you.

Riddle:
You enter in it by one hole and get out of it by two.

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 08:27
#7
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

no, it's 2, the man when he escaped from the room dicided to go to the circus

answer: dat not a riddle

Riddle: a king was living in a circle room with a queen, a butler, and a maid. One day, the king is killed. The queen says she was out shopping, the butler says he was hunting, the maid says she was sweeping the corners.

Who killed the king?

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 08:55
#8
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
Duh. The maid. How do you

Duh. The maid. How do you sweep corners in a circular room -.-

Riddle: There was once a mother cat who had 3 kittens. Their names were January, March, and May. What was the mother's name.

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 09:01
#9
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

The mother's name was Year

I'm not going to do more riddles

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 09:06
#10
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
Nope. Notice the last

Nope. Notice the last sentence is a statement, not a question. Therefore, the mother's name is What.

Riddle: There was 75 people on a train in the middle of a train accident. No one was dead, only minor injuries. However, on the police list there was 2 people found dead. How can this be?

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 09:11
#11
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

someone named No and anouther person named One was dead?

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 13:25
#12
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
Nope. There were 2 people on

Nope. There were 2 people on the train named Mrs. and Mr. Dead.

I'll give you a much more classic riddle: You can't see it, the poor have it, the rich don't need it, and if you eat it, you die. What is this?

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:25
#13
Cinoa's picture
Cinoa
.

.

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 13:25
#14
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
I've been told that one. Yes,

I've been told that one. Yes, How Long is a very common Chinese name.

As, for the answer to the riddle, nope. The answer is nothing. You can't see nothing, the poor have nothing, the rich don't need nothing, and if you eat nothing you die.

Riddle: A murderer is going to die. The first room is filled with raging fires. The second room is filled with assassins loaded with guns. The third room is filled with lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Sat, 11/09/2013 - 15:52
#15
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

the one with the lions

Sun, 11/10/2013 - 17:41
#16
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
Derp. :3

Mary's father had 5 daughters.

They were Nini, Nono, Nana, and Nene.

Who was the fifth daughter?

Sun, 11/10/2013 - 18:10
#17
Deleted-Knight's picture
Deleted-Knight
Mary, of course. A very large

Mary, of course.

A very large gumball machine contains 1000 gumballs. Each gumball costs a dime. Timmy wants to buy all of the gumballs, but he only has $10 (in dimes). He has no other money and no way to get more money. How can he get all the gumballs?

Sun, 11/10/2013 - 18:42
#18
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
By stealing them D'HUH.

By stealing them D'HUH.

Sun, 11/10/2013 - 21:57
#19
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
@Auto-Target

A dime is 10 cents. 10x10=100, which is a dollar. $10 would be 100x10, being 1000. He has enough for them all.

Riddle: How many lights does it take to wrench in a screwbulb?

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 13:09
#20
Deleted-Knight's picture
Deleted-Knight
@Sonosuke $10 is 1000 cents.

@Sonosuke
$10 is 1000 cents. If each dime is worth 10 cents, that means only 100 dimes.

@Popoixd, how do you steal from a gumball machine?
That's like saying you get across the Grand Canyon by jumping across. How do you accomplish it?

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:26
#21
Cinoa's picture
Cinoa

.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 19:31
#22
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
All shell will break loose.

@Auto-Target
Oh, uh... he... breaks the gumball machine. Yeah. With what? His fist.

@Cinoa
That just shows how smart kids can be.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 05:31
#23
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
@Auto-Target: By breaking it

@Auto-Target: By breaking it whit something. But not his fist, that could injure him.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 07:50
#24
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts!

Timmy pays for the gumballs himself with his 1000 dimes, puts them all in his backpack, and just lets his hand cramp recover naturally.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 14:56
#25
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
Guys he has 100 dimes,

Guys he has 100 dimes, because there is 10 dimes in a dollar, so there are 100 dimes in 10. As for the answer, I have no clue.

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