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Someone write me a lullaby

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Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:49
Fangel's picture
Fangel

Preferably not one with an implied gruesome ending. If you actually make a legitimate song I will cherish you forever.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 12:47
#1
Galack's picture
Galack
Snipe Sleep Meadow

Under dancing rays of Sun
Diamonds of water run
In between soft sand lines
Through the flowers, under vines.

Walk along the auburn shores,
Follow it away from wars.
Rest your limbs, you brave good Knight,
You've fought enough for one night.

Soft white snipes in a sea
Of floating, spinning emerald trees.
Close your eyes Fangel, my dear,
Count the snipes till dreams appear.

In your head may starlight shine,
On home's feasts may you dine.
Dream of times before the crash,
Sleep still, cease to thrash.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 13:01
#2
Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit
sleep

sleep nao
plox
thanks fer lusteniung
dezmond teh moonbear died
end the

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 13:19
#3
Galack's picture
Galack
@Bloo Witty

I think you win.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:15
#4
Cinoa's picture
Cinoa

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Thu, 11/14/2013 - 19:29
#5
Superchannel's picture
Superchannel
Let me make a channel

Go the f*** to sleep you little ugly son of a waffle and and put you in the doghouse.GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:32
#6
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Let me make a channel...

and a Falconn punch and may the 4th wall be shattered and MALKIBOY SLAMBAM

Go to sleep, you darling baby
Don't let the zombies, eat you maybe
Your our brave Knight
All through the night
and may you be happy forevermore

Go to sleep, be happy child
For you are not within the wild
We like you lots, and lots and lots
We won't boil you in molten pots

Have nice dreams, you lovely creature
Do not die, tonight
I will not eat you, I swear
I brought you, a unicorn mare

Go to sleep, be happy child
For you are not within the wild
Your our brave Knight
All through the night
and may you be happy forevermore

Goodnight Fangel from Mommy Malkalack

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 17:12
#7
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

(combination of what people use for subjects, you forgot DSB)

rock a bye Fangel
as a target
for monsters
to murder you in your sleep
so I can eat you

when the monsters find you
I will too,
and I will eat you and you will be dead

The End

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 17:36
#8
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Meep

I draw my sword and stand protectively over Fangel's crib... BACK OFF PI!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 20:05
#9
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

Whispering meadows, sunshine groves.
Riches more than treasure troves.
A babbling brook, chattering, lazy.
Close your eyes [insert name here], let your mind be hazy.

"Halcyon days are gone," they cried.
"Wars are now the only tide."
The butterfly does prove them wrong.
As does the sweet plump Snipe song.

Harmonious joy, peaceful woods.
You need not tarry, stay you should.
And rest, and laugh, and sing, and smile.
Each second makes it worth the while.

Orbiting trees blot sunshine rays,
Cast strange contraptions that-a-ways.
There's laughter, cheer heard all around.
A beacon, a Haven, you have found.

Happy mumblings from the left.
Sadness? Pshaw, that's far bereft.
Nothing here's reason to weep.
Rest, dear [insert name here], you've earned your sleep.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 12:03
#10
Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit
@Sandvich-another type of food

wiat, y u asshually hat 2 twy 2 meak a gud wun?
ooh... i diod nut knoew dat

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 13:32
#11
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

go ta slep plz

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 09:41
#12
Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit
Teh 4the weel sheel beh scattergunned

diz iz vewy vewy swange y u knoew?

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 18:32
#13
Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
Go to sleeeeeeeeeeep oh

Go to sleeeeeeeeeeep oh Fangel!
Go to sleeeeeeeeeep oh Fangel!
Sweet sleeeeeeeeep for oh Fangel!

*cue guitar solo*

FANGEL GO TO SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP! BWAHBWHAWBAHHH!!!! GO TO SLEEP NOW! NAO I TELL YOUOOOOOOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPAH!

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