We consume some kind if bio-organic mass which ferments in our stomach and intestines causing us to emote a belch but not a fart? What strange anatomy denies us this embarrassing but wonderful biological feat? (Mawashimono gasps as she realizes Haven contains no public restrooms either. The horror, the horror . . .)
Knights can emote a belch but not a fart?
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 01:34
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 01:46
#2
i saw someone
i saw someone in haven, who mustve typed /e farts respectfully.
many ppl can burp by command, but theres only 1 mr methane
@#1: oops :P
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 03:21
#3
@OP
Did you know, that 99% of waste gas inside the human body system is released via the skin? And they are mostly odorless as well (Odor will also depends on your race as well as gender (DON'T GO THERE MAWA) ). The remaining 1% is fart, yes, only around 1% of the waste gas is released that way, and no, you can't ignite your own fart. There is just far too little CH4 in you body to have a chance of ignition.
And back onto the topic of y spiral knights don't fart, if is likely that they have an alternative exretory system, unlike human, who take poop in the toilet, SKs may just release those wastes as gas or heat (hence the glowing) via their skin and nothing else. Or their armor has its own replacible nappies in it, so whenever knights wanna take a dump during mission, they can just do it while running.
hope all these make sense
ps. note, the reason why human fart smell so bad is due to the intake of protein, after the break down of protein (eg, meat or egg), ammonia derivatives are produced as a waste product and ammonia stinks. (oh, look, my education has some use after all)
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 04:50
#4
....
The main question is:
WHAT DO KNIGHTS EAT TO FULFIL THEIR ORGANIC NEEDS?
Then you can continue on this bathroom related subject.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 06:19
#5
^
Gel Cores, Rocky Cores, Jelly Gems, THE BLOOD OF THE MILLIONS THEY SLAY, and possible attempts at eating Forbidden Fruit and Nightshade with some undesirable results.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 06:19
#6
@Spectre-Nova
They eat fried snipe.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 07:33
#7
Of course they don't fart!
Of course they don't fart! Why do you think they had to leave their homeworld? XD
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 07:38
#8
Hiss... @.. above?
... What, hiss?
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 07:40
#9
Owls dont poop.
We are Owlites in disguise. We just regurgitate.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 07:53
#10
@People
Knights eats anything, like jelly tokens. Yum.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 07:58
#11
Hiss @ Canine-Vladimir
Interesting theory!
There just happens to be a missing owl-species race in canon, hiss.
Owls -do- have a rear end, though. They just spit up the stuff they cant digest, hiss.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 09:01
#12
@Midnight-Dj
@Midnight-Dj: Actually, you are wrong. You can in fact light your own farts. I did it countless times when I was a teenager. It's actually quite fun. You should try it. You should try it, Now.
On topic; I thought we were able to type /fart in the past... perhaps I'm wrong, but I think we could at one point.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 09:10
#13
I immediately regret this decision
Reading this while eating was a mistake...
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 09:25
#14
Setting things on fire
To make it official, Myth Busters actually did tackle the fart-lighting theory. The myth was confirmed true by them with video evidence.
just to clarify: I learned this in a Myth Busters exhibit at my local history museum. Before any oddball conjectures as to what I do with my free time surface :P
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 14:57
#15
Midnight-Dj
Actually some people can ignite them. People have varying chemical compositions in their... gas. Some people do produce enough methane to ignite.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 15:54
#16
Excuse me, I need to make a mineral deposit . . .
. . . in my toilet.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 15:58
#17
<insert witty comment here>
/me farts.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 16:58
#18
/e covers nose
I'll just go get one of them febreeze air fresheners ^_^
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:25
#19
We don't need no 02(g)
We don't need no 02(g) (Oxygen)
We might photosynthesis :P
Also I can imagine Brinks eating all of our precious Jelly Jems. Those things are totally worth finding/crafting ancient Sealed Swords and Antiguas.
Tue, 11/19/2013 - 01:06
#20
....
So we eat anything huh.
So say: "Cool! I got a new item! Om nom nom~burp."
As for KFS (Kentucky Fried Snipe) that's cruelty to Cradle's wildlife not including killing wolvers, chromalisks and dust bunnies.
And finally: "Yay! I got a Fang of Vog! Om nom nom~burps/farts and Tastes like chilli. Meh."
GRAVEYARD BEFORE FREAKS COME! o_O