A New Beginning, the Gunner Update

Thou shalt not cross the fyre
where Vanaduke lay his army
and risen from thy dead he lay
knights shall go farming

Eternal Orbs they shall hunt
Horn's cry will wake the night
Complaining about thee Radiant Crystals
In the forums I hide in fright

A new dawn!
A new beginning!
Horror shall be over!
O my champion shall rise again to the early morning!

Start up launcher
Speed up cord
Internet good
Connection level four

But what do I see?
New update for the early riser
I shall not be any higher
My eyes burning with Vanaduke's fire

The Gun Update is here!
The Gun Update is here!
It is time
it is now

To spam in lockdown
quick and fast
make spammers cry
and make it last

See Ezho wielding spamming swords
While I have my spamming guns
So easy to forge
In LD spamming is a lot of fun!

To thy slaying thee new Boss
Using winter's grave
and my Gran Faust
Thee patience and sanity is saved!

The Gun Update is here!
The Gun Update is here!
It is time
it is now

Lest not mention the OOO
Headquarters
Income shall come
like no other

Nick smiling
money in his face
Boswick using money
for blending

The staff of HQ smile
The profits have come
Energy prices rise once again
than the last Flash Sale income.

The Gun Update is here!
The Gun Update is here!
It is time
it is now

No longer waiting
But once I hit the trigger
I finally realised
I was only dreaming.

(Lets hope it comes out sooner than we think! :D)