It's called the ugly knight.
Once upon a time there was a knight. He was so ugly that everyone died.*
THE END.
*- well, they didn't exactly die. First the knight started torturing everybody by saying stuff like "hi" and "am i ugly?" to them, causing them to look in horror at his hideous face. Then their faces did a backflip, thus sucking them into their stomach, digesting their faces. Then the liver started to change into a hot dog, so all of the white blood cells turned into wieners, making all of the germs inside their bodies eat them.
Now, with no immune systems, the knights were vulnerable to Jempire's pranks of teleporting around them in Love Puppy masks, making them suffer even further. The ribcage faltered, and grew in size, making them look like some kind of pink sea star in a cartoon with a serious birth defect. Then, their bellybuttons formed new umbilical cords, tying each and every one of the knights together, compressing their toenails into a big, yellow sponge.
The yellow sponge toenail thing wraped itself around all of the jumbled knights, compressing them even further. Fusing them into some kind of creature. A horrible scream came out of it. Then, all that was there was a knight. An UGLY knight.
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That's how ugly knights are created. Beware, if you hear someone saying stuff like "hi" and "am i ugly?" to random people in haven, GET OUT. Or else you will become one of them.
I'm not sleeping tonight.