Forums › English Language Forums › General › Graveyard

Search

The 3 Wannabes (A story based on true events from the scrolls of General Discussion)

18 replies [Last post]
Fri, 11/22/2013 - 21:03
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

The Three Wannabes

Once upon a time, 3 little kids lived peacefully in the far away caves of Northern Cradle. They were humpty dumpties that enjoyed and laughed at everything they saw, and didn't care about anything that happens around them. Basically, carefree. Sadly, since they were left in the caves since they were born, there was no one to educate them and show them what is right and what is wrong. Many adventurers thought of trying to search for them, but all of them refrained when they heard the rumors from old people in Haven. They say that once these 3 little kids are shown the light of knowledge, they will turn into something very bad that no one could imagine, and they would, in someway, destroy the General Discussion Bar in haven. SK HQ scared from hearing this, decided to seize the problem and strangle it in its cradle, before it grows up. They sent a division of elite special forces to capture the little kids without killing them, and return them to the base for putting them into deep dungeons.

The division reached the caves after 3 days *Coincidence, right!?* and they surrounded the area with cannons and ballista. Once they tried to enter the cave, where the kids were living, they heard very high pitch scream coming from the dead end of the cave, they rushed into there, and... The squadron left behind saw nuggets of flesh being thrown from the cave's entrance, they ran away, abandoned the mission, and rode their cars.

Unfortunately, there was some books and scrolls left by the division at the cave, thus, the kids saw them and read them, although they know nothing about reading. Somehow, the old men's talk in Haven was true. In the next day, the GDB (General Discussion Bar) had 3 new guests in it. They seemed new to the town, with weird clothes and way of talking. The old people took a glance, and immediately realized that this will be the end of this bar. The 3 kids started shouting and talking non-sense without even listening to other people. The people got mad at them, tried to kick them out, but the kids still entered everytime they got kicked out. The 3 kids were asked: "Why are you doing this?" They said they wanted to be like old people in the bar, and talk like them. Their ambition and being fondly of attention led the people to announce the born of The 3 Wannabes.

Fin

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 21:04
#1
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

Oh, I forgot to say that this thread is open for your imagination. You can easily think of each element of this story belongs to whom and not.

I am such a good guy.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 07:52
#2
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

Move this to Treasure Vault.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 22:31
#3
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

The target audience of this story isn't Treasure Vault people, it's for people here.

So no.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 23:10
#4
No-Thanks
offensive

DO NOT:

  • Post personal attacks, or anything intended to insult or belittle another person (this includes both players AND staff members).
Sat, 11/23/2013 - 00:20
#5
Xtweeterx's picture
Xtweeterx
Me, Annilaton,

Me, Annilaton, Sirius-Bolvreaker.

Personal attack translated, graveyard/ban please.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 00:53
#6
Parasthesia's picture
Parasthesia
same fluff and nonsense. How

same fluff and nonsense.

How is this any better?

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 00:56
#7
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Although there was never a clear target. Is it breaking the rules if I say "HEY, I THINK SOMEONE HERE IS A POOFACE BUT I'LL LET Y'ALL GUESS WHO"?

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 01:27
#8
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

@No-Thanks:

I am pretty positive that my story has nothing offensive in it. If there is anything offensive in it, please guide me to it.

@Xtweeterx:

I clearly didn't mention any names in my story, but if you feel you are one of the characters, then I can't help it.

@Krakob:

Stories are fun.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 01:29
#9
Xtweeterx's picture
Xtweeterx
@Dragneel-Wiki

NO GO AWAY!

Don't pretend I haven't learned History and what I do in my free time here! >_>

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 01:41
#10
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

@Xtweeterx:

Since you really feel that I was hinting about you, doesn't that mean you agree on what we said about you spamming nonsense and lame trolling on every thread? Weren't you derailing quite a lot of threads lately? If so, can you rethink about your posting habits, please. And I want you to know, I never post something without a purpose, so figure out what's it.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 01:57
#11
No-Thanks
ill guide you to the offensive part

"The 3 Wannabes (A story based on true events from the scrolls of General Discussion)

The Three Wannabes

Once upon a time, 3 little kids lived peacefully in the far away caves of Northern Cradle. They were humpty dumpties that enjoyed and laughed at everything they saw, and didn't care about anything that happens around them. Basically, carefree. Sadly, since they were left in the caves since they were born, there was no one to educate them and show them what is right and what is wrong. Many adventurers thought of trying to search for them, but all of them refrained when they heard the rumors from old people in Haven. They say that once these 3 little kids are shown the light of knowledge, they will turn into something very bad that no one could imagine, and they would, in someway, destroy the General Discussion Bar in haven. SK HQ scared from hearing this, decided to seize the problem and strangle it in its cradle, before it grows up. They sent a division of elite special forces to capture the little kids without killing them, and return them to the base for putting them into deep dungeons.

The division reached the caves after 3 days *Coincidence, right!?* and they surrounded the area with cannons and ballista. Once they tried to enter the cave, where the kids were living, they heard very high pitch scream coming from the dead end of the cave, they rushed into there, and... The squadron left behind saw nuggets of flesh being thrown from the cave's entrance, they ran away, abandoned the mission, and rode their cars.

Unfortunately, there was some books and scrolls left by the division at the cave, thus, the kids saw them and read them, although they know nothing about reading. Somehow, the old men's talk in Haven was true. In the next day, the GDB (General Discussion Bar) had 3 new guests in it. They seemed new to the town, with weird clothes and way of talking. The old people took a glance, and immediately realized that this will be the end of this bar. The 3 kids started shouting and talking non-sense without even listening to other people. The people got mad at them, tried to kick them out, but the kids still entered everytime they got kicked out. The 3 kids were asked: "Why are you doing this?" They said they wanted to be like old people in the bar, and talk like them. Their ambition and being fondly of attention led the people to announce the born of The 3 Wannabes.

Fin"

u dont need to point out that i just quoted the entire story right there, imo the whole thing is nothing but ridiculing forum members

just 3 outrageous things, which are obviously insulting:
"The 3 Wannabes (A story based on true events from the scrolls of General Discussion)"
"Sadly, since they were left in the caves since they were born"
"although they know nothing about reading"

oh i just read #10 thats it im reporting this thread

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 09:47
#12
Rezzler's picture
Rezzler
^ You must live a sad life,

^ You must live a sad life, with no friends and nothig better to do than patrol the forums when no one is even paying you to do it.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 10:16
#13
Skayeth's picture
Skayeth
You see that? That is a SURFBOARD WAVE!

Mmh. Agreeing with Rezzler. I find this a personal attack.
List of personal attacks:
1.Attacking Sirius Voltbreaker on immaturity

2.Attack me on immaturity

3.Attacking Xtweeterx on immaturity

4.Although not stated. It is clear how you called Zeddy, Not-Hollows, Fehzor, Bitsbee, Draycos and other forumers "Old Men."

5.Calling me a wannabe

6.Calling Xtweeterx a wannabe

7.Calling Sirius Voltbreaker a wannabe

8.Making symbolistic prescence story on the forums in a negative way.

9.According to post #2, calling yourself a "good guy" while constantly insulting others.

10. According to post #10, says that he never mentioned, but it is clearly symbolized.

11. Calling me a "Humpty Dumpty"

12.Calling Xtweeterx a "Humpty Dumpty"

13.Calling Sirius a "Humpty Dumpty"

If only you would stop "humpty dumping" these negative thoughts on us.

According to these reasons, I order a banstick and a portal for this thread to enter the graveyard.
It's surfboard wave time.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 11:17
#14
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
Derp. :3

There really is no need for this. Also, to those of you who think this is a personal attack on you:

There is a reason it was angled towards you. (I honestly have no idea who it was actually angled towards. Although I think Tweeter got it somewhat right). Please do not misunderstand, I have no personal enmity against you. But you all should evaluate yourselves and think, "Was it really angled towards me? And if it was, why?

There are other ways of going about foruming than trolling and hatred. This goes towards Dragoneel as well.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 11:20
#15
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Zeddy's basically as old as dinosaurs. He's a real 80's kid.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 12:13
#16
Pandafishie's picture
Pandafishie
Aw this is mean...

Some of their posts (like "we want to spice up the forums" whatever) are annoying, but they do mean well :P
While not being in-game, the forums are a playground~

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 12:31
#17
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

Ok, I will try and be civilized with you, although I tried before, (And other forumers did), but we were ignored. Tweeter and Anni, you got offended by this story, right? You were annoyed from it, right? You felt that I was mean, rude and aggressive toward you, right? I still can't see how "immature, humpty dumpty, wannabe are OFFENSIVE words, but granted, they are offensive.

Why on earth did I make this thread? It was the least aggressive/hostile way to tell you how you 2 have been annoying on the forums lately. Look, I don't care if your posts are bad, nor if your spelling is bad, heck even if your ideas were bad, but I DO care if you insist on ignoring any advice, and insisting on how innocent you are. I am offensive, ok. What about you Anni? What about your attacks on a specific guild? What about you naming and shaming a specific person? Oh, it is ok for you, sure. You tweeter, how many times you told us you are the king of the forums? How many times did you post nonsensical comments on each thread, just to show how "active" you are? How many threads did you derail with your stupid jokes with Anni?

Didn't you two say we want to be the Troll gang of this forums? Isn't that annoying to us? Isn't that immature? Yes, you are immature if you do that. Ok, we know your goal is to be the best trolls on forums, but to expect no backfire from that is like expecting a kid not to cry after you take his lollipop.

For the last time, with all bluntness I can come with: You two are being an unnecessary and unfunny annoyance on the forums. You aren't funny, you are getting on the nerves of many people. Stop what you are doing, right now, because if you don't, people won't love you.

With due all respect and love,

A concerned forumer,

-------------------------

I will read you replies, and then this thread will meet the graveyard.

I will love you if you stop this nonsense.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 17:05
#18
Skayeth's picture
Skayeth
You see that? That is a SURFBOARD WAVE!

And this gets sent to the graveyard. Obviously.

Powered by Drupal, an open source content management system