The Three Wannabes
Once upon a time, 3 little kids lived peacefully in the far away caves of Northern Cradle. They were humpty dumpties that enjoyed and laughed at everything they saw, and didn't care about anything that happens around them. Basically, carefree. Sadly, since they were left in the caves since they were born, there was no one to educate them and show them what is right and what is wrong. Many adventurers thought of trying to search for them, but all of them refrained when they heard the rumors from old people in Haven. They say that once these 3 little kids are shown the light of knowledge, they will turn into something very bad that no one could imagine, and they would, in someway, destroy the General Discussion Bar in haven. SK HQ scared from hearing this, decided to seize the problem and strangle it in its cradle, before it grows up. They sent a division of elite special forces to capture the little kids without killing them, and return them to the base for putting them into deep dungeons.
The division reached the caves after 3 days *Coincidence, right!?* and they surrounded the area with cannons and ballista. Once they tried to enter the cave, where the kids were living, they heard very high pitch scream coming from the dead end of the cave, they rushed into there, and... The squadron left behind saw nuggets of flesh being thrown from the cave's entrance, they ran away, abandoned the mission, and rode their cars.
Unfortunately, there was some books and scrolls left by the division at the cave, thus, the kids saw them and read them, although they know nothing about reading. Somehow, the old men's talk in Haven was true. In the next day, the GDB (General Discussion Bar) had 3 new guests in it. They seemed new to the town, with weird clothes and way of talking. The old people took a glance, and immediately realized that this will be the end of this bar. The 3 kids started shouting and talking non-sense without even listening to other people. The people got mad at them, tried to kick them out, but the kids still entered everytime they got kicked out. The 3 kids were asked: "Why are you doing this?" They said they wanted to be like old people in the bar, and talk like them. Their ambition and being fondly of attention led the people to announce the born of The 3 Wannabes.
Fin
Oh, I forgot to say that this thread is open for your imagination. You can easily think of each element of this story belongs to whom and not.
I am such a good guy.