@Pi
You must've gone insane and blind from all that hammering. Don't you see that the Swarm is all around you?
Oh yeah, you're more OP than all of us combined, ya know.
I summon the Swarm again and use the Swarm's legions to Distract Pi While I set up defenses
I decide to ask Pi a question. Why do you want to destroy the 4th wall?
Edit: The Apocrea are more OP than your hammer. Didn't you play the prestige mission?
@Doom you are even blinder, can't you see there are no swarm? And also you are the one that is trying to destroy the 4th wall now, and I am not, the BAN HAMMER IS, MWAHAHA
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
/smacks doom so he flys a mile away from the new 4th wall so he will have to go a long way to go back to the 4th wall
@Kmart but they're not more op then the BAN HAMMER, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
/prepares defences for doom
NOTE: a big reason I won is because random overpowered stuff and invincibility in others boosts my power a lot, letting me weild the BAN HAMMER AND CRUSH THE 4TH WALL IN A SINGLE BLOW!!! MWAHAHA!!!
/Teleports back after building a teleporter in 5 seconds, hacks defences with hacking skills so now they target you.
I take out a Callahan that shoots Supercharged bullets and Shoot Pi in the face knocking him out and making him spazz dance on the floor
I then make a Nether Portal and throw Pi in it and brake both portals by throwing a bomb into the portal
OWNED
I figured you'd come back, but hey I got more time to build my repair drones and robot army.
If the swarm is banned, then so is the ban hammer btw. Just use a Sledge-Rocket Hammer instead, K?
Anyway, I get some shining fire crystals SO I CAN ACTUALLY CRAFT 5* STUFF. Once I turn my master blaster into a valiance, I put on my Vog Cub stuff and shoot at Pipi.
This won't work will it.
I release the kid (from IWTBTG) to attack pipi. However, it may take a long time depending on health because he doesn't do well in dps.
The 4th wall is going down at some point so I will defend the hidden 3rd wall with a few TF2 Level 3 Sentries.
Now I should avoid the evil darkness thats living between the 4th and the 3rd walls... HELP-----... (egpnd Distress Beacon has triggered and gone off, Presumed M.I.A. under unknown status.)
I call Gray Mann and say, "Hey, could you please send me some bots?" He says, "No!"
"Let's make a deal. I give you 1000 kg of Australium, and you give me 2000 bots."
He says, "Ok." I get the bots in an hour. I use them to protect the 4th wall from Pipipipipi.
I then give the promised ton of Australium to Gray.
Teh farth waal ken ohnleh ce reecht weth teh farce af naan sweg.
I bring the robots to my base. Then I copy the structure of the robots and create my own. I build S-E Gravel Co. next to the 4th wall. I use my robot army to protect the 4th wall from Pi.
I use my magical swag to banish Pipipipipi from existence. Then I celebrate.
What, this infernal brawling nonsense in front of the Bazaar entrance again? I seerusly don't have time to stop and nuke the area from orbit again! There's accessories to accessorize, and variants to smith! No time to waste!
*Starts tossing armed Big Angry Bombs about randomly*
And stay in character! You aren't even supposed to know of the existence of the fourth wall! THERE. IS. NO. FOURTH. WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Looks around again, notes brawl has stopped*
Nvm.
what fourth wall? I'm in character.
I build OVC INDUSTRIES base near the S-E GRAVEL CO. and build a big army of Clockers.
PROGRAM: Defend = Fourth Wall.
I set Nanotech Freezuptors at the 4th wall to freeze Pipipipipi subatomically when he will get nearby.
I unleash the Lost Lands once more, causing terrible horrors and other things to attack everyone other then me, Matik, Nanonizer and the 4th wall
/jumps out of Nether Portal that doesn't exist right next to the forth wall.
Ha ha, you guys who aren't even here anymore didn't expect me to come from BEHIND! MWAHAHAHAHA INSERT ANNOYING EVIL LAUGH RAAAAAAAAAAAAHLALA ECT, ECT!
I snipe the Nanotech Freezuptor from afar to destroy it. I then put up my shield, blocking the valiance shots before smacking Tehepicwin into the wall before proceeding to knock the BABs back at Quint and the wall with a regular non-ban hammer. I then begin mowing down the bots, the Clockers, and the creatures from the Lost Lands with a much faster and more powerful hammer. MORE ANNOYING RAHS YOU WOULD RATHER NOT SEE.
I throw an apple at the kid. He dies instantly.
NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE LOST LANDS CREAUTURES! YOU MAY ONLY DECAPITATE THEM FOR 2 SECONDS BEFORE THEY GET UP! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOW YOU ARE DOOOOOOOMED!!!
*watches as The Leviathan eats Pi while he was celebrating at the thought of conquering my OP plans*
I surround the 4th wall with an unpassable and very strong and unbannable Fusion Shield. Cannot be removed with Magick, because Magick only strengthens it and gives additional upgrades when under effects of Magick.
Then I build an EverythingIsOP turret that can attack close range, melee, long range, AA guns, flamethrowers and any other weaponry on the whole world. EverythingIsOP is unbannable, deals freaking amount of damage and is also strong.
Then I start fusing 4th wall with Fusion Shield to make it a Hard-Fused 4th Wall, more armored than their previous version.
I use my Machin - Wait, I'm supposed to protect the fourth wall, not help shatter it?
...
I create an UltimaBanmer and throw it at Pipipipipi.
I quadruple producion rates with Cubiflector, Clonn, Timwarp and Uniwitchswitchinator. I coonect Cubiflector to the factory, mirroring Clocker builds minimizing build time by 50%, use Clonn to clone ready Clockers, install Timwarp to Factory-Clonn tunnel to warp Clockers from past and install Uniwitchswitchinator to Timwarp teleporting Clockers from different universes and times.
Now my army counts 999,999,999 and more Clockers.
I run over and whack the BaN hAmMeR/BAN HAMMER (whichever one it is) with an UltimaBanmer, banning both of them. I grab another UltimaBanmer and whack Pipipipipi on the head with it.
@Doom what swarm?
@Kmart what apocrea?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
/breaks the bottom with hammer and the 4th wall falls over, then starts to- oh wait it's already shattered, new game
next poster gets to attack the 4th wall with a (not overpowered) weapon of their choice