The ugly knight* has escaped, run away from him and don't look at him, otherwise you will become a ugly knight yourself.
*The ugly knight was not made by me or do I have anything to do with the making of the ugly knight, the origional post can be found here
Rules:
Run or hide from the ugly knight, the next poster decides what the ugly knight does to catch you.
The ugly knight chases you on a ugly Tails saying, "Hi, am I ugly?"
I blindfold myself and get out MAH HAMMER, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The ugly knight tosses confetti to distract you, and while you smash the (fake) confetti, he leaps next to you and asks, "Hi, am I ugly?"
I don't do anything. That's because I am an ugly knight.
before any of post 3 happens, the magic angry mob who is immune to uglyness comes and throws Sandwich off a bridge, so none of post 3 happened
The next poster will have to think of something for post 2
The ugly knight uses a magnet to attract the hammer, and he rips off your blindfold. Once your blindfold is off, he asks, "Hi, am i ugly?"
I put myself in a corner with my gigawatt pulsar and fire blindly everywhere. Lol spammer 4 LYFE
He taps you on the shoulder behind you and asks "Hi, am I ugly?"
I get out my HAMmer and smack him, put my blindfold back on, and kill him with my HAMmer, all without looking at him
he doesn't die and looks at you and asks "Hi, am I ugly?"
I squeeze lemons on my eyes so that I don't have to see the ugly knight.
He puts eye drops in your eyes letting you see him.
I hide in the core
The ugly knight glued himself to. Pipi before he went into the core. When pipi stops to hide, he says, "Hi, am I ugly?"
I rip my eyes out so I don't have to see the ugly knight.
The ugly knight goes in front of your ripped out eyes which you still see through and says "hi, am I ugly?"
the "me" in the core was a scarecrow. I close the core door locking the ugly knight in, too bad there is about 99 more
The 99th ugly knight finds you and begins to chase you around. But before he can catch you, I decided to walk directly in front of the ugly knight wearing my Recon Ranger uniform and say, "hi, am I ugly?"
The ugly knight replies by saying, "yes, am I ugly?"
Then I reply with, "thank you, and you most certainly are hideous!"
So the ugly knight replies by telling me, "where may I acquire such gear to hide my ugliness?"
Finally I respond with, "down at the Auction House. You can get your own set of Recon gear for a few million crowns."
That ugly knight then explodes leaving 98 left. Then I walk over to the next ugly knight to repeat the process.
When the 2nd last ugly knight explodes, the 1st breaks out of the core and says, "Hi, am I ugly?"
I blindfold myself and blindly whack with The Holy Mackerel!
I grab an Omochao Gun and blast the ugly knights away.
@Bam you turn into a ugly knight because you looked at a ugly knight and now you can't kill anymore, 100 ugly knights left
@Sacred he eats it and takes off your blindfold
@Use but will it blend? That is the question.
/lures a ugly knight into a blender while blindfolded and sets to smoothie, and kills the ugly knight
I burn the houses of the ugly knights with the lemoms I squeezed my eyes with.
except the ugly knights DON'T HAVE HOUSES, a ugly knight taps you on the shoulder and asks "Hi, am I ugly?"
I rehide in the the core
the ugly knight opens the core and asks you "hi am i ugly?"
i get chunk norris and slenderman to kill all the ugly knights
THE END!
Chunk norris and slenderman don't know not to look at the ugly knights so they do, squeeze together, and become anouther ugly knight so all of the ugly knights are still alive
I hide in Isora
Isora blows up and the ugly knights find Pipi in space and asks him 'Hi am I ugly'
I blow myself up and vaporize the ash.
There is a dimension for vaporized stuff and an ugly knight is there. Your ash turns ugly.
I take out my Vanaduke masterball and sic it on him without looking. Then VANA turns ugly, so I just run and hide in the firestorm citadel (which is empty because of Vana being gone)
they find you and ask if they are ugly
I go back to Isora and wonder how a planet can throw up
They get in an ugly Skylark and fly over to Isora and ask you if they are ugly.
I had my Apocrean Harvester protect me while I hid in a corner so I am still not ugly
the Harvester looks at them and becomes ugly and asks you "Hi, am I ugly?"
I hide in a alteritive dimention
The harvester was too scary to be ugly. I come hide with you.
But the alternate universe is ALL ugly knights.
I hide in the Antarctic
Santa comes who has been turned ugly and asks if he is ugly
I hide in the vegetable asile at the super market, where I will never be found because ugly knights HATE vegetables
They send the ugly chuck norris/slender to ask you if they are ugly.
I (without the ugly knights knowing) fuse myself with Vanaduke.
The ugly knights (without you knowing) made vanaduke look at them, turn ugly, and now you are a ugly vana
I blindly throw vegetable's at them with my eyes closed
The ugly knight appears behind you and taps you on the shoulder. "Hi! Am I ugly???"
I bring in the Antarctic, hide with Cthulu.
The ugly knight appears behind you and taps you on the shoulder. "Hi! Am I ugly???"
I bring in the Antarctic, hide with Cthulu.
The ugly knights come and make Cthulu ugly and try to make you look at them
I hide in the vending machine from the vending machine game
The ugly knights try to drown you with quarters and when you try to come out they ask"Hi! Am I ugly?"
Ugly knight asks Tag, "Hi am I ugly."(because he did not do anything.)
I run to a safe place and REMOVE myself from EXISTENCE.
The ugly knight travels back in time before you removed yourself from existence, then looks at you and says: "hi, am I ugly?"
I create a massive gravitational shield around me which bends space time so much that he couldn't time travel to get me, then I clone myself in one second by slowing time through warping across the galaxy, and sends myself back in time before I created the gravitational field. I then force my clone in the future to look at the ugly knight, while I repeat with the process of creating another field, cloning myself, and traveling back in time. I do this until I reach the time of the Big Bang, then travel forward in time to when I created my first gravitational field, repeating the same process until the Big Bang forever. In other words, I created infinite amounts of myself in every instance of time.
You were so bored you died of boredom, thus stopping the producing of copies.
I am a Scout with a blindfold. I run around whacking blindly with an aluminium bat.
They take your blindfold and bat and whack you with the bat
I hide in the vegetable planet, where they will never dare step foot on, because they hate vegetables
Some of The-Slug's ugly clones actually like veggies, so they go to your veggie planet with a rocket and they finally go to you. They all say, "HI, ARE WE UGLY?"
I put on a blindfold with a dead knot and punch aimlessly.
they take it off and ask you if they are ugly
I hide in the core and close the door, now they can't get in no matter what
Your scarecrow becomes an ugly knight and asks you if he's ugly
I cover myself in Ugly Knight Reppellant.
You get skinned by some random guy, removing the repellant from you.
I dig travel back to when I was born, and dig my eyes out. Then I make an antiparticle version of those eyes and makes them touch, causing a chaotic positron-electron shower. I then remove all parallel universes of that event not happening, and then myself. This makes it so I never had eyes, and had a 0% chance of having them on any other mes, other than my ugly copies of course...
They wear invisible air masks (only the mask is invisible) and they ask you, "Hi, am I ugly?"
I use Pyrovision and burn the ugly knights with the Rainblower.
This post happened first.
The ugly knight seems to be fireproof so it's not effective!
I airblast the ugly knight back to heaven
The ugly knight is kicked out of heaven, back to where you're standing. Then he asks, "Hi! Am I Ugly?"
I ask the mercs to wear Pyrovision Goggles, and then tell them to kill all ugly knights. I give them a picture of what they look like in Pyroland. In Pyroland, they do not look ugly at all.
The Ugly knights are heavily armored to your attacks. They take of the Pyrovision Goggles form the mercs and Sacred and they all ask simultaneously, "HI am I ugly?".
I travel back in time with armor that can pass through anything and an invisibility cloak and Hide myself in an UNKNOWN location.
The ugly knight walked everywhere. You accidentally looked at him on his journey.
I hide in an invisible house, with Level 300 sentry guns behind each entrance.
The ugly knights turn invisible and go past all your sentrys, then turn uninvisible right in front of you and ask if they are ugly
I throw the scarecrow out of the core and into the 4th wall blindly, then close the door so now they can't get in
I am blind so they cannot turn me ugly. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahha!
I rebuild our spaceship and fly back to our home planet without the ugly knights.
I hop on Sonic's back and go into an intergalactic galaxy.
That was easy.