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THE GENDER RACE

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Sat, 11/30/2013 - 17:52
Obcydian's picture
Obcydian

I saw this somewhere else and I decided to put it here. Here are the rules. Boys count down a number and girls count up a number. No double posts! It starts at 500 and if it gets to 0 then guys win. If it gets to 1000 then girls win.

Also, every post has to have some kind of related "thing" or joke related to that number.

So I will start this with 500.

K-Mart

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 17:54
#1
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
499

slenderman?

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 18:10
#2
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

This reminds me of something...

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 19:52
#3
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
Cough, cough.

Cough, cough.

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 05:07
#4
Obcydian's picture
Obcydian
I didn't know about that...

I did NOT look at that one.

498

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 23:41
#5
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
497

....

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 01:14
#6
Recon-Blade's picture
Recon-Blade
496

you add them all its 19
YAY LETS SKIP NUMBERS!!!

just kidding. cxxx[]::::::::::>

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 04:20
#7
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
495

....

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 04:56
#8
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
Logic... Facepalm!

Obviously, the male gender will win. The percentage of males in this game highly outranks the percentage of females.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 06:26
#9
Pvscifer's picture
Pvscifer
.

8

your gonna have to turn your monitor sideways for that one

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 06:28
#10
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
494

Infinity cannot be reached!

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 07:33
#11
Pvscifer's picture
Pvscifer
.

a finite mind cannot comprehend the infinite, therefor we must scrap the finite mindset that we have been taught by our forefathers.
infinity can indeed be reached seeing as how we are constantly operating within it.
sources? a lot of contemplation, psilocybin, dxm and lsd

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 04:01
#12
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
493

....

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 23:53
#13
Aplauses's picture
Aplauses

4 9 2

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 03:19
#14
Thuq's picture
Thuq
what if we're gender fluid

what if we're gender fluid

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 03:51
#15
Drischa's picture
Drischa
@thuq

WELL WE SIMPLY TIMES OR DIVIDE DONTCHAKNOW

By what? No idea.

493

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 04:01
#16
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
492

....

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 17:04
#17
Ink-Incorporated's picture
Ink-Incorporated

491

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 17:12
#18
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
490

....

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 05:52
#19
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
489

This seems like a silly thread.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 13:50
#20
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
....0

0

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 19:39
#21
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Oh well because I am

Oh well because I am .....herm..... none. YES I'M AN ALINE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WHIT THIS?
(In reallity I just don't wanna say it.)

Mon, 12/16/2013 - 20:39
#22
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
488

Popo, you're a what?

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 02:43
#23
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
487

....

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 09:04
#24
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
486

Someone please graveyard this. This is going nowhere fast for the girls.

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 09:12
#25
Zaffy-Laffy's picture
Zaffy-Laffy

Well, should we blame society for putting such a harsh gender stereotype?

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 09:21
#26
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

487

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 11:54
#27
Elferal's picture
Elferal
1st girl to post

488

and the gender stereotype is broken lol

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 12:08
#28
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
489

489

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 17:04
#29
Moogaffy's picture
Moogaffy
Oh what fun.

...(489*2)/3 = 326.

326.

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 17:33
#30
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
I will just ignore the above

I will just ignore the above post and continue.
488.
Artistbma, necromancer the Knights vs. Monsters game, because obviously guys win.
EDIT: Oh yeah, the joke:488 blind men walk into a bar........and a table......and a chair.

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 21:16
#31
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
487

Guys are supposed to be going down. Girls are supposed to start from 0.

EDIT: Oh wait, nevermind. Just read the OP.

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 21:29
#32
Mayaura's picture
Mayaura
Princesses count for 10

BOOM

497

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 00:20
#33
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
486

NO CHEATING!
Just because you are a princess, does not mean that you count up higher.

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 00:33
#34
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius

506

If you get a ten count for being a princess, Mawashimono, than I should get a twenty count for being a Caesar :P

Just kidding

487

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 00:40
#35
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
486

....

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 02:02
#36
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
486

No! It's a double post! /shrieks

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 01:10
#37
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
487

487

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 02:00
#38
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
486

....

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 02:18
#39
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
487

487

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 02:21
#40
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
486

/me hopes someone else turns the tide.

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 02:28
#41
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
487

:D

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 02:36
#42
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
486

/me is still waiting

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 03:44
#43
Xtweeterx's picture
Xtweeterx
485

This will take longer than the count to 5,000 game.

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 08:26
#44
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
484

Wow, suddenly the ledies come out.

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 08:53
#45
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
485

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 21:55
#46
Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
484

FINALLY.

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 23:08
#47
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
485

485

Fri, 12/20/2013 - 23:18
#48
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
484

Again

Sat, 12/21/2013 - 00:53
#49
Markus-Aurelius's picture
Markus-Aurelius
485

485

Sun, 12/22/2013 - 02:33
#50
Dibsville's picture
Dibsville
486

484

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