I just came up with this. Basically, in your post you respond to the previous post's what-if and then write one for the next post
EXAMPLE:
Post 1: What if you were Vanaduke?
Post 2: I would invade Haven. What if you were an admin?
You get the idea.
So to start it:
What if you were a gremlin?
I would give everybody cupcakes
what if you had infinite cupcakes?
I would give them to Anar-bor to make them SMEXY! (basically my guild and I refer to a guildmate,Anar-Bor, as the Cupcake lord of... you know what lets just cut out that word)
What if you had every weapon in SK?!?!?!
PS: Is the 'what if' allowed to be about anything or does it have to be SK related?
I would eat them.
What if you were a Gobble Snipe but could change to a regular Snipe at will?
I would turn into a potato :3
what if you were GLaDOs?
I would be a female robot... DUH
What if I sniffed some roses and they turned out to be triffids?
You would ... wait, what are triffids?
It can be anything.
What if you were an Apocrean?
I'd eat you
What if you we're stuck in the core where the only way out was to defeat the swarm? (AKA impossible)
I would stay in the core as it is impossible, because the swarm isn't in the core
What if you were a trololololol
I would go troll everyone with a slide whistle like in that one episode of SpongeBob.
What if you had a billion sleds?
I would give them all away except the awesomest one which I would keep.
What if you were Number Four?
I would stay number 4 because numbers can't do anything :P
what if you were in a machine with lots of buttons
I would push all of them.
What if you were suddenly a recruit again?
I would do this
1. beg
2. get banned
3. ???
4. profit!
what if you had 3158022222479873928375891938126461872593782915723752187848364872572683i41795791276873 cakes
I would feed them to my pet walrus, Adorabloodthirsty.
What if you created a paradox making infinite of you?
I will rage at my infinite copies, then they kill me, then they will not exist, which makes another paradox.
What if you were the richest man in the universe?
I'd give it to all the charities in the universe!
What if you were you.
i would blow everything up with my BAB
what if you were gollum?
I would eat the ring.
What if everything that comes out of your mouth is orchestra music?
I will make all orchestra music haters go to their graves.
What if the universe vanished and nothing happened after that for eternity?
The Big Bang would restart and trillions of years would be lost....
What if you were a god in charge of llamas?
I would just tell all the llamas to kick the person who gave me permission to be in charge of llamas because im in charge of llamas and i wouldn't do anything except that :l
What if Cradle was exploded and you never found a way back to the original Spiral Knights home again?
Since SK armour is air tight, errrr some of it at least I would kick something and since inertia don't exist in space I would float in that direction forever until I hit the origanal home.
What if you were riding a llama and a swagasaur chased you off?
Since I would probably be equipped with 3* gear, I would shoot it and slash it to death.
What if an update with 100* gear existed but there were no missions to equip 6*+ gear?
I would buy them in the energy depot with real money. Yeah, I cheat
What if I tracked you down and sniffed you until you were mildly disconcerted?
I would taunt kill you.
What if you had control over every single government in the world?
I would tell them to give me all the money they ever earned. DUH.
What if Vanaduke was so weak he was weak as the new boss in the first level of SK?(he dropped more money too, and the new boss is weak as heck)
Vanaduke would die of not being cool, and Almire would be my grassy, powerful kingdom of beasts and fiends and knights and gremlins.
What if you were a Tier 3 Chromalisk that is a Citizen of Almire when it's grassy and normal again?
Live happily with my family.
What if you were a Sloombargo?
I would stay up all night playing games and having a good time and then crash during the day until the next night.
What if Town Square flooded because the snipes broke haven's plumbing system?
Start a pool party while shooting down all the snipes, THEY WILL PAY!
What if SK have the character design options to have or not to have breasts?
Not have breasts because I'm a guy... Why would you ask that! Aren't Sarongs, Culets, and Draped armor enough for you?
What if SK was GeNdEr FlIpPeD?
I will name myself The-sexy-Knight
What would you do if you were me?
I'm just going to post random videos whenever I make a double post
I would shoot myself in the head.
What if you were neither gender?
I would run around naked and laugh at all the policemen trying to give me tickets.
What if you had every video game at E3 2014?
I would cry
What if I never completed my sente
You would be annoyed
What if people were wolvers and wolvers were people?
Have so much fun, and I bet my owner would be super nice to me. And feed me chromas. and pet me. and /e goes on a LOOOONG list of what a wonderful owner he will have.
What If Apocreans were Knights best friends.
Then he would get many hugs
What if the SK gunner update never comes out
((Troll face))
I will continue to hybernate and wait for a swordmaster update or bomb update.
What if one day you wake up and your gender changed.
I would go frolicking in the bushes as a pretty little lady that i am now :3
What if you could not eat food without yelling out "PINK PONIES DANCING ON RAINBOWS" every 10 seconds.
I'll pray to god and ask him if he could change it to '' I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!''
What if you could make anyone obey your orders
I will make cops Rob a bank,
What if you could make your girlfriend look Sexier every day, And make it so you magically have a girlfriend
i would keep her locked up protecting her from guys who might want to take her from me. ill be able to sit on my front porch in a chair with a bandanna, a cigar, and a shotgun.
what would you do if you were gumby?
First I would search up what gumby means, then I would punch Pokey
What if you could go into your TV
I would go into the pokemon world can catch em' all.
What if you could play whatever video game you want
I would be a lazy person.
What if the earth stopped rotating?
Load of bad stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0-GxoJ_Pcg It's explain what would happen.
What if you were Snarby.
I would build stuff
What if you were the core?