"YAH!"
"Ow"
"Ow...I'd saw that coming..." (K.O.'ed by mistake)
"Laaaaaaag!"
"Screw you" (devilites, greavers, ninja gremlins)
"Pesky little things..." (Compounds)
"Ohgodnononononononono!" (Apocrean Harvester)
"Eh" (pointless K.O.)
*Scream of fury* (revive)
(Knocked out)
"Wasn't paying attention."
"Lucky shot."
"OK. Not bad."
"Agh!"
(Knocked out by Spikes)
"Owowowow."
"The pain! The horrible foot-stabbing paaaaaaaain!
"Ow. Ow ow. Ow."
"And now I'm a sponge."
(Knocked out by Wolvers)
"Gah!"
"Nasty little..."
"Goodness gracious, those fangs hurt."
(Knocked out by boss)
"OK. Now I'm mad."
"THIS IS THE GREATEST FIGHT OF MY LIFE!"
"This isn't over."
"C'mon, stop twiddling your thumbs and get me back up."
(Knocked out by Apocrean/Swarm Monsters)
"What the hell is that?"
"Woah."
"Well, this isn't an everyday occurrence."
"How did I get here?"
(Knocked out by Gremlins)
"OK, OK, STOP!"
"Nasty little furballs."
"When I get up, you and your toys are not going to me standing. Mark those words."
"Ok, son. Good whack. MY TURN."
(Knocked out by traps)
(Freeze) - "Hey, I got stuck! Cheap kill, cheap kill!"
(Fire) - "And now I AM ON FIRE!"
(Electricity) - "CHEAP KILL!"
(Poison) - "...I feel like a total klutz now."
(Gripped)
"Hey, woah. STOP IT. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. STOP."
"Bit creepy there, Slender Man?"
"OK, OK, I get it, you have a strong grip. Now do me a favor and LET ME GO."
(Knocked out by Fiends)
(DEVILITES)
"You're wasting your money."
"Get some REAL ammo."
"C'mon, hit me with that staple, I dare you."
"Pfft."
"WAS THAT A BLOODY COPY MACHINE?!"
(GORGO)
"Stop. Chomping. Me."
"OWOWOWOWOW! THAT SHOCKWAVE! OHHHHHH MY EVERYTHING."
(Trojan)
"Blarf!"
(Reviving)
"Back in action!"
"Round two. FIGHT!"
"You're ALL doomed."
"WAHAHAHA! TIME TO DESTROY!"
"Now this. This is going to be fun."
"IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL."
(Knocked out by Minis)
"Little bugs ganged up on me there."
"Stop being puddles with spikes."
"Someone get me a vacuum."
(Emergency Revive Used)
"Whew, bit too close there."
"I can have such a thing?"
"You probably thought I was dead. Noooooope. Chuck Testa."
"Ha! Who's the smart one now!"
On the other hand, great, now I need to beat that. I may need some help.
Sinny, you're one of my favorites. :3
(If you didn't already know that)
As someone asked earlier, there was a reason I didn't put this into the suggestions sub forum.
This originally was going to be a suggestion, but the more I pondered on it the more I felt like it wasn't going to be added. So, instead I asked what you (the reader) would say. To be honest, some of these are actually funny.
Anyhoo, if anyone wants to make this into a suggestion, please feel free to do so. I feel as though this will require more thought due to constant speech bubbles and those that die frequently getting annoyed from thier own speech bubbles.
Cheers.
Alternatively, one could think of what THEIR knight would say if someone else died.
Mine would say: "Stop slacking off!"
I tried to get a variety of reactions. If there was enough dialogue, a player could select their knight's "attitude" and thus voice lines.
Chromalisk
"You won't be cloaking when I've wiped the floor with you!"
"I'm going to tie that tongue of yours into a knot."
"Oh, great, just what I wanted, a tongue bath."
"I think I preferred my mother's tongue-lashing."
"Ugh, I'm going to need a real bath after this."
Dust Bunny
"Yikes, they apparently come in bulk now."
"Think you're cute and fluffy? How about cute and dead?"
"Don't you things have any natural predators?"
"Oh, I'll dig you a new rabbit hole, all right."
"I think one of my toes is missing. Anyone see it?"
Wolver
"You are a walking rug. I. Hate. You."
"Slow down, will you? I'm dizzy just watching."
"When I'm done with you, there won't be enough fur for a mitten!"
"Why do I keep trying to pet strange dogs?"
"Just give me my coliseum token already."
As a bonus with the above poster, what is said when another player is knocked out: "It happens. Hopefully not again."
"That's no way to treat a lady!" When knocked our by a monster.
"I'll get you next time" When knocked out by a player.
Fiends
I hope I can make friends with your species in the underworld...
Undead
Halloween came a little early this year...
Gremlin
At least I got knocked out by smart engineers...
Constructs
Looks like you scraps of junks got decently programmed if you can handle me...
Beasts
Looks like your sharp scratches could compare to my rapier...
Jelly/Slime
Do you taste as bad as you hurt...
Player
Can't argue with someone who's the same as me physically.
They're very lame, but I'd be better making lines I say after I kill things. Not when they kill me.
/e took mortal damage. (ER)
/e Got hurt and collapsed. (Dead)
Egpnd took mortal damage.
Egpnd got hurt and collapsed.
(guess the reference)
The OP took my idea RIGHT OUTA MA MOUTH!
But I've got another
"Like a boss..." :D
Nuff said
I would say: "Dammit, I shouldn't have ate all these donuts."