Spiral Knights - || SEXY KNIGHTS recruiting more sexiness || Are you sexy enough? Apply within <3 ||

|| SEXY KNIGHTS recruiting more sexiness || Are you sexy enough? Apply within <3 ||

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Wed, 12/04/2013 - 09:15

Iapples

iApples /salutes and welcomes fellow knights to SxK recruitment page.

We, at SxK (Sexy Knights), not only pride ourselves of being sexy but also to have lots of LOLz and Fun. We are a small guild consisting of only friends that we have met during our epic quests to the mysterious sexy core. As a small guild, we are not serious in all manner of things whether it's from trolling each other on runs only wearing proto, equipped with nothing or helping random knights in their missions or even chilling in our big empty Guild Hall.

Being a SxK, doesn't necessarily mean you need to be a 5* pro with the latest accessories or even decked out UVs (Unique Variants). You can be a 0* proto newbie and still be sexy. SxK welcomes all knights from all skill and gear level, from starters to even end gamers. We cater to all sexiness, if you need a friendly Sexy Knight to help you out or even just a place to call sexy home. We are glad to welcome your sexiness.

To join our SxK guild, there is no application form, no requirements, no rules except one (You must always obey and worship our leader, Boss Ncks ;P) as we are not serious at all as long as you understand our motto which is 'We are a small non-serious guild who doesn't care about skill nor gear, we are all about the fun, LOLz and of course the sexiness'

Come join us in our Guild Hall (which will be open when we are online) and see if you want to become a Sexy Knight.

For more information or enquires as well as invites, you can mail me in game or here on forums or any of the Guild Masters/Officers.

Guild Masters:
Ncks (The Boss of all Bosses of SxK)
Bannditt
Melkan
iApples

Officers:
Elmi-Yuki
Asahivita
Dwighthoward
Uuhjyuu
Reavereavs

Just for a little fun and LOLz. If you wish to apply for SxK, just send or post a funny story here whether it's real or fake or even Spiral Knight related, to myself or our leader Boss in-game name: Ncks (Not to be confused with our awesome always so sexy God, Nick and his equally so awesome sexy staff)

Hope to see and play with all you future SxK.

Stay Sexy <3

iApples <3

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 09:27

Revolutional

Come on Abby (Just thought of

Come on Abby (Just thought of that on the spot as I was typing LOL ;p), we both know that you're the BOSS of SxK. ;P

Sat, 12/07/2013 - 14:53

Norezite

...

I'm not sexy, can I still join?

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 06:21

Iapples

Sexy can be achieved very easily ;P

All knights are welcome and you never know, you may be indeed sexy. Mail me in game for invite. Hope to see you bring your sexiness! ;P

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 10:12

Norezite

Okay, will be on at midnight. Eng time.

Well, I'm not a very happy person, kinda moody at everything, mainly my life, as nobody likes me in real life so I play role playing games. So, if you don't mind a Moody, quiet, helpful 16 yer old, then I will join. Your IGN lapples?

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 10:10

Norezite

Btw, how do you get to have a

Btw, how do you get to have a picture on this website? I want one, everyone else has one under ther names.

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 11:10

Iapples

Honesty is sexy as well!

Hey Dragon Scale, yeah SxK is a very welcoming guild for all types of knights. I like your honesty and honesty is indeed sexy. Try us out and see what you think, my in game name is 'iapples'. To change your picture, go to 'forum preferences' located on the top right corner next to the search function. Hope to see your sexiness. <3

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 12:51

Norezite

Okay, midnight every night

Thankyou, i am able to play every night at midnight England time, for 2 hours. Until christmas, when i get my own laptop, using fathers on a night. :3

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 14:06

Iapples

Your in game name please

Cool, no worries. I'll send you an invite once I get your in game name or contact me in game via mail. Hope to play with you soon <3

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 14:11

Norezite

Dragon-Scale

Ill add you when im on later. ;D

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 15:53

#10

Ncks

My Story!

One day while Iapples was sleep in the Iapples's Office an adorable drakon name lil-bruce fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the table and knocked over the Iapples's favourite green pot. Then it ran out the door into the Iapples's Bedroom and cried. It then knocked a glass of vodka off the coffee table. After five minutes of chasing through the house Iapples finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the field sensor and pat his chest like king kong!

Sun, 12/08/2013 - 19:29

#11

Norezite

O.o

That wasn't random.

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:41

#12

Iapples

ROFLOLOLOLOLMFAO!

And that is why Boss Ncks is Boss, best funny story ever.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 08:10

#13

Iapples

Still recruiting more sexiness

If you wish to be invited or just to try us out. You can speak to any of the Guild Masters or Officers of SxK or you can mail in game for invites.

Hope to play with you future SxK. Stay Sexy <3

Wed, 01/22/2014 - 03:51

#14

Ncks

It all started when our adventure-loving...adventurer, iApples, woke up in a lemur-infested moor. It was the fifth time it had happened. Feeling barely concerned, iApples punched a potato, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Ever so extemperaneously, he realized that his beloved Macbook was missing! Immediately he called his favorite Mormon, Bruce. iApples had known Bruce for (plus or minus) 20 years, the majority of which were saucy ones. Bruce was unique. He was attractive though sometimes a little... dimwitted. iApples called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Bruce picked up to a very unhappy iApples. Bruce calmly assured him that most albino cats yawn before mating, yet spotted wolf hamsters usually surreptitiously sneeze *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting iApples. Why was Bruce trying to distract iApples? Because he had snuck out from iApples's with the Macbook only four days prior. It was a sassy little Macbook... how could he resist?

It didn't take long before iApples got back to the subject at hand: his Macbook. Bruce sneezed. Relunctantly, Bruce invited him over, assuring him they'd find the Macbook. iApples grabbed his refrigerator and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Bruce realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Macbook and he had to do it fearlessly. He figured that if iApples took the homemade car, he had take at least three minutes before iApples would get there. But if he took the Hyundai? Then Bruce would be excessively screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Bruce was interrupted by four clueless Drakons that were lured by his Macbook. Bruce sneezed; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling displeased, he carefully reached for his potato and recklessly attacked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the foxy forest, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Hyundai rolling up. It was iApples.

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Wal-Mart to pick up a 12-pack of wolverines, so he knew he was running late. With a hasty leap, iApples was out of the Hyundai and went indiscriminately jaunting toward Bruce's front door. Meanwhile inside, Bruce was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Macbook into a box of wolverines and then slid the box behind his whale. Bruce was angered but at least the Macbook was concealed. The doorbell rang.

'Come in,' Bruce flamboyantly purred. With a heroic push, iApples opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some selfish genocidal maniac in a tricycle,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Bruce assured him. iApples took a seat excruciatingly close to where Bruce had hidden the Macbook. Bruce yawned trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But iApples was distracted. A few freaknasty minutes later, Bruce noticed a dimwitted look on iApples's face. iApples slowly opened his mouth to speak.

'...What's that smell?'

Bruce felt a stabbing pain in his armpit when iApples asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the Macbook right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A insensitive look started to form on iApples's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's wolverines from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. iApples nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Bruce could react, iApples fearlessly lunged toward the box and opened it. The Macbook was plainly in view.

iApples stared at Bruce for what what must've been eight microseconds. A few freaknasty minutes later, Bruce groped sassily in iApples's direction, clearly desperate. iApples grabbed the Macbook and bolted for the door. It was locked. Bruce let out a electric chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, iApples,' he rebuked. Bruce always had been a little pestering, so iApples knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Bruce did something crazy, like... start chucking carrots at him or something. Giggling like schoolgirl, he gripped his Macbook tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

Bruce looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from iApples. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame five days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for iApples. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Bruce walked over to the window and looked down. iApples was gone.

Just yonder, iApples was struggling to make his way through the bush behind Bruce's place. iApples had severely hurt his love handle during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Drakons suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Macbook. One by one they latched on to iApples. Already weakened from his injury, iApples yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Drakons running off with his Macbook.

But then God came down with His outgoing smile and restored iApples's Macbook. Feeling displeased, God smote the Drakons for their injustice. Then He got in His tricked out go kart and darted away with the fortitude of 200,000 Indonesian devil cats running from a misshapen pack of spotted wolf hamsters. iApples stumbled with joy when he saw this. His Macbook was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in two minutes his favorite TV show, Lost, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When South American hissing sloths meet contraceptive'). iApples was thrilled. And so, everyone except Bruce and a few unborn fetus-toting South American hissing sloths lived blissfully happy, forever after.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 21:02

#15

Moose-Margarine

So this is what the dark corners of the internet look like

What did I just read? It reads just like those ad-libs I used to do as a small child. Against my better judgement, I think I shall ask for another.

Wed, 02/05/2014 - 21:22

#16

Iapples

That is Boss Ncks for you

I was thinking the same thing. But Boss Ncks is Boss so can do whatever Boss likes to do!

Still recruiting, so let us know through forum post or in game. Stay Sexy <3

Wed, 02/12/2014 - 00:18

#17

Twili

ARGH!

We're too sexy, people keep inspecting us Dx

Thu, 02/13/2014 - 12:03

#18

Rika-Eternal

@Twilli

So let'em look. If you've got it, flaunt it!

Sat, 02/22/2014 - 01:24

#19

Ziyadk-Kk

^-^ i proud to be sexy

ncks you can be a sexy writer :o you have to start write your own store and sell it on the markt ^_^ we are the most SXK ever :D

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 03:52

#20

Iapples

This is my story <3

Once upon a time in a galaxy very far far away on a lonely distant planet called 'Cradle', there lived a very peculiar knight called 'iApples' who was indeed quite unique and special being he was born in the very depths of the FireStorm Citadel. iApples was raised in this hellish environment in the far corner of the Citadel, far away from the all prying eye of the Mighty King Vanaduke (the one ruler of all the clockworks in Cradle) by the most sexy and elegant Sprites of Almire. Here, he was taught how to become a mighty vanguard knight to one day overthrow the evil King and to bring peace once again on cradle.

One day way before dawn, a special visitor came flying through iApples' home which was up high in a tree looking over the Citadel. It surprised iApples so much he jumped out of the tree, butt naked and crashed down to the ground. Little did he know to iApples' surprise, the little visitor was a battle sprite who was sent by an unknown ally to help the lonely knight. Rumours had it, the battle sprite was sent by an all powerful order. As iApples got up, he noticed a special note that was decorated in official spirals attached to the battle sprite. Quickly but gently he opened the note and began to read 'Dear: iApples, You are not alone, there are many knights like you here on Cradle but you are unique being raised outside of the order, somehow you went under our radar and fell through the cracks of our order. If you are ready to join your comrades once again, follow this battle sprite to your training and prove yourself to the Spiral Order. P.S. Give a name to your new battle sprite as it belongs to you now.'

iApples looked at the note and then to the battle sprite, he wasn't sure what to think of this situation. Was he dreaming or is this real, he pinched himself and didn't wake up so he then pinched the battle sprite and with great retaliation the battle sprite let a ray of light into his face. He then realised this was no dream and rubbed his eyes to recover from the deadly attack. iApples was yet to fully understand the situation but decided to go along and as he got ready to leave with the battle sprite to wherever it was, the battle sprite kept on nudging him for no reason. iApples shouted "Stop it!" and yet the battle sprite kept on nudging, "What is it you want? STOP it battle sprite" and then it hit him, the battle sprite wanted a name rather than being referred to as 'battle sprite'. So iApples sat there with the battle sprite and asked "What name do you like? How about Cloud?" The battle sprite /disagreed. "How about Sephiroth? Again it /disagreed. "Ok then Solid Snake? Ocelot? The battle sprite was ready to release another ray of light and iApples thought "That's it, how about Zelda? The battle sprite gave a /shrug. "I know I know, what about Saria" And the battle sprite started to /cheer and /applause.

Finally iApples was ready for whatever was to come and packed all his things which only consist of a wooden sword called 'Calibur' and his wooden shield called 'Defender'. And onwards iApples and his newly found friend Saria went towards the deadly scary sexy FireStorm Citadel...

*TO BE CONTINUED*

P.S. This story may or may not be true, hope you enjoyed the read ;P

P.S.S. We are still recruiting more sexiness to SxK, looking for active players so feel free to contact any of the GMs and Officers.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 09:57

#21

Kathwin

LOVE TO JOIN!

Im new, but could I still be sexy? <3

Tue, 03/18/2014 - 08:14

#22

Spiral-Connisseur

YES I AM THE DEFINITION OF SEXINESS!!

Hi.

Yup I'm sexy. I am a 3* knights who is an avid bomber (and sometimes a gunslinger) likes to do jelly palace runs while dancing naked in front of the mirror. Why, you ask? Well thats easy. People as sexy as me are rare, so having one in the room with me, especially one that I can see is an awesomely sexy morale booster. Im sure you sexy people know already <69. I will message you in game if I remember. Otherwise, remember this extremely sexy post and message me (Spiral-Conniseur) yourself.

Stay Sexy!

Tue, 03/18/2014 - 11:23

#23

Red-Galaxy

there should be a guild

there should be a guild called the NOT SEXY KNIGHTS
that would be cool

Tue, 03/18/2014 - 22:24

#24

Iapples

In game name please?

Hey Kathwin and Spiral-Connisseur, I will be gladly invite you both to SxK as long as you understand and are happy with SxK being a small guild and not serious, send your in game name either here on forums or mail me 'iapples' and I will send you an invite. <3

@ Red-Galaxy, Sssshhhh that is my other guild. ;P

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 09:10

#25

Spiral-Connisseur

YAY!

Ok great!
My IGN is the same one I post from (Spiral-Connisseur)
BTW I posted your lemur infested moor story on every social media I could think of LOL.

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:18

#26

Iapples

Invite sent to Spiral-Connisseur

Hahhahahaahah, you are funny Spiral. That story was intended for SxK and other future fellow recruits of SxK. But yeah hope you enjoyed the read. And welcome to SxK, hope you enjoy your stay! <3

Sat, 04/05/2014 - 07:32

#27

Saiyani

Hello, my IGN is Saiyani I

Hello, my IGN is Saiyani

I would love to join your guild Sexy Knights

Thank you

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:40

#28

Bannditt

Oreo Cookies

I was going to post something about how badly I wanted to be in the guild and how much it would mean to me to be a SxK and also how pretty I think iApples' hair is and how, even though I've never really met Ncks, I'm totally worshipful. I also thought I might mention that easy-going guilds who value a knights sexiness over their star ratings and crown donations are the best thing ever, which is why I would like to join. Furthermore, I thought I might mention that even though I'm doing ok in life, I'm doing far better in Spiral Knights and sometimes I wish real life were as easy as leveling up with the next quest and joining a sexy guild would mean I could invite them over for non-fancy dinner parties. On that note, I would have offered to cook you dinner if you would let me in your guild, even though there is currently no way for me to share my awesome cooking in-game.

I was going to say all that, because I'm at work right now and oh-so-bored, except that I realized I'm already in SxK, which means it goes without saying.

That and I've never seen iApples' hair. I'm sure it's fine though.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 13:34

#29

Iapples

Sorry for the late replies

Hey Saiyani, I have sent a mail to you if you are still interested.

And Bann, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL. My hair is much prettier now since I had a haircut and totally that goes without saying we all worship Boss Sexy Ncks. Doing okay in life is much better off than not doing at all, glad you are doing far better in SK as I too also share your passion and wish life is as easy. Oh oh oh, I want to come to your non-fancy or fancy/sexy dinner parties. You can show us all your sexy cooking skills. Do you bake cupcakes? I'm craving for one since the latest Anniversary promo lol. That gives me an idea, our GH should make you a new kitchen for all the sexy cooking you will be doing!

P.S. I've never seen your hair as well Bannditt but I am sure it's smooth silky sexy. Looking forward to playing with you, Stay Sexy <3

Sat, 05/10/2014 - 21:13

#30

Cricketheart

Oozy

Just wanted to give a nod to the utter sexilisciousness oozing from this forum. Yum.

Take care,
Cricketheart
Valour

Wed, 05/14/2014 - 17:44

#31

Iapples

@ Cricketheart

Hahahahaha, it's all because of our utter sexilisciousness Boss Ncks. But thanks for the comment Cricket, you too take care.

Still recruiting more sexiness, contact any of the GMs or Officers on the list.

Wed, 05/21/2014 - 07:17

#32

Fshuolong

...

What in the darnation...I don't understand... This Guild name is...Weird.... xD It just gave me a lol'd.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 16:01

#33

Not-Argljing

I don't know if Bann bakes cupcakes, but if Bann does, I probably could bake all the cupcakes a ton faster.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 20:20

#34

Dawnlife

That Hall

Whoever design it ...he/she is awesomely sexy!

P/S: Love that triplet room at 4F

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 08:15

#35

Iapples

Still recruiting

@ Dawnlife, haha Boss Ncks does all the designs in our GH and I agree with you, Boss Ncks is indeed awesomely epically sexy.

SxK is still recruiting and filling up, would love to have more U.S based timezone players. Let us know if you are interested. Stay Sexy <3

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 15:22

#36

Abelisk

I sent you guys a mail. Sent the initiation mail to Ncks and the informational mail to iApples.
I am time-based on PDT (Pacific Daylight Time)

Sun, 05/10/2015 - 20:44

#37

Mai-Smexy-Waifu

Sexy Bump~

Make those invites rain upon our sexy GMs and Officers, baby!

Mon, 05/11/2015 - 03:50

#38

Bannditt

Sexy Hump

You can mail:
Bannditt
Redajit
iapples
No-Effex
Horrifyings

Whoever gets your mail, gets a sexy point, so obviously mail me. Except don't mail me, because I'll just be like "Whaaaat is this mail?!!?"

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 09:42

#39

Snarby-Slasher

I'm Sexy And I Know It

I don't know about big good guilds but I sure do know one sexy little guild. SxK!
There is no shortage of sexyy ppl in dis guild.
I'm gonna write a story soon too!

Sat, 06/15/2019 - 04:01

#40

Sexy-Melody

I'm Sexy

Hello Everyone My Name Is Sexy Melody | Call Me Melody
Welcome to Sexy Knights Guild
❤️I Love You❤️

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