OH NO, MALKALACK DESTROYED THE COOKIE, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO STEAL THEN?
Oh wait, Malkalack made a pie, LETS STEAL THAT
/takes Malk's pie and puts it in a secret safe
OH NO, MALKALACK DESTROYED THE COOKIE, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO STEAL THEN?
Oh wait, Malkalack made a pie, LETS STEAL THAT
/takes Malk's pie and puts it in a secret safe
You acually put it in my safe, I kill the robots and take the pie
I send 1 000 000 000 metal eating little bug robots to devour the safe. Then I summon my minion, Eurydice (XD) to retrieve the pie.
I kill Eurydice with my minion, Cronus, and hide on anouther planet
But the planet explodes because you misspelled the word: "another". I catch the pie with my spaceship's tractor beam.
I emp your ship permently, take the pie, go to Isora, and watch you slowly die of lack of oxygen
I create a black hole. It sucks up everything, including the universe of universes of universes of universes of universes......
I wore a spacesuit... We get sucked into th black hole which is actually a wormhole to where we started. I grab the pie and fly through the wormhole on my magic space narwhal.
Pipipipipi eats you up. The pie dissolves to bits before anything could happen.
Yum
/bakes a new Malkalack who I make bake a new pie
/runs away with the pie
I hack my way out of Pipipipipi's guts with my katana. And me and my doppelganger steal the pie from his hands. Then, I kill my doppleganger to make sure he can't betray me. I stick my katana in Pipipipipi's head.
Ah but little did you know, you wern't aten by me, I ate the pie, and a magic angry mob killed Alex
/hides in the moon with the pie where your katana can not reach
Ah-ha! I take my katana to the moon and where a space suit, my shuttle took me up. I rip you apart with my katana and your guts float around a bit, due to the moon's weak gravitational pull. I take the pie to my shuttle and eat it on the way down. Mmmm it's apple.
but you landed right in a anti-katana riot, they kill you for having a katana and decide to give the pie to me
But I kill all the protestors...
My aura of swag forms a tenticalled hand and steals the pie
The swag instakills you before anything happens
I still got teh pie
Impossible. I'm the KING of swag. I destroy the rebellious tentacle and chop your pie hand off, and take the pie.
I avoid the axe and throw the pie into your face, good thing it's cream pie
/watches bad pie drip off of Malkalack's face
/tortures Malk to make anouther pie
Yes, but when it is made I destroy you with a blast of pure swag energy, and blow you into orbit.
Your swag kills yourself before you can kill me
/takes the pie and runs
I secretly am in my ULTIMATE form invisible and copy the pie. I then make 2 cream pies and send my heavy armored minion to slam the pies into pipipipipi's face and he soon feels the need to slam the other one into malkalack's face and so since you guys now(since your eyes weren't close and your eyes hurt) are blind, and since no eye Dr. can get rid of it and you can't because you are blind, I have both pies and eat them. The baked malkalack I also ate. It was a robot like my ultimate form, so I instantly get more energy running through my circuits.
(my minions will NOT betray me, so good luck typing THAT up. When my minions see it they will be ENRAGED!!! So, they cannot betray me, you lose the chance to type that in your next post)
Enjoy finding something to type to counter this effect.
Bet you can't.
My aura of swag destroyed your pie wielding minions. Not so indestructible.
My swag windshield wipers wipe down my eyes. I fire an emp swag pulse, frying your circuitry. As you slump to the ground I take my pie.
Swag can't kill me. Ever. I'm the UNDESPUTED lord and master of swag. It can never rebel. DEAL WITH IT
acually, before post 21 happened the magic angry mob came and destroyed Sargent for trying to control people
I keep the pie since no one acually stole it from me
I bisect Pipipipipi with a katana. I take the pie
I smash Malkalack with a hammer. I take the pie
C-c-combo breaker!
Hi.
I take the pie where I hide it in my privates.
I blow your privates off with my magic swag pulse magic. You die, samurot!
I take the pie...
Before you can chew it I rip your jaw in half with my swag and take the pie.
I trip you while you run away and take the pie
You bleed out from your jaw. I take the pie from your corpse. Then I strip you of your sushi from Food Fight that you carried.
the laser beam thingy machineys turn you into fish which I take the pie from you then turn you into sushi
I then bake anouther Malk to play the game
The duplicate Malkalack has duplicate swag so he changes Malkalack I back. Their combined swag blows Pipipipipi's appendages all over the map. They then rip off all extremities and tear out all organs.
I watch from a high place as the Malk's rip up a fake Pi and not take the fake pie at all
Right, because while you watched, a THIRD Malkalack grabs the pie and kicks you off the high play. TRIPLE PLAY OH YEAH
the third malk does not exist
please try with a existing malk
who needs pie when you have cupcakes?
Hi.
Please try again and explain
I run in with a grin on mha face. Cookies...pie...cupcakes and Malk. Let's change that to Milk.
How sweet!!!
/me throws a smoke bomb and quickly scoops up the loot. I hide under the bed snacking on my sweets and milk.
I take my katana (just call me Michone lol) and stick it into Iamnoone's bed. It hits her in the arm. While she screams in pain I take the pie
@Pi
I didn't try to control someone, so the mob didn't kill me.
Unless you are talking about my minions, which are under my control.
"LOOK!", I yell,"A SIGN THAT SAYS GIVE DA MAN HIS MALK!"
A minion of mine dressed up as a man, as if he was looking for a certain type of milk called malk.
"Give the man his malk!" I say, throwing Malkalack over to where he was standing.
I catch the pie, then run too fast for Malk's swag to catch me.
I run to another dimension then close the only portals that can let a person travel to the other dimension(even swag can't make the portals, not even something better than swag).
But you forgot a secret passage that involves crawling through a ruined city, and hitching a ride with an interdemensionial unicorn. Oops.
I fire my SWAG BULLETS into Sargent-Zekrua and kill him. Then I take the pie and open the portals, go through and destroy all dimensions except for the Swag Dimension and The Llama Dimension. I hide out in the Swag Dimension and laugh triumphantly
@Sargent you tried to get me to slam a pie into Malkalack's face
@post 44 the angry mob kills Malk for trying to control Iamnoone
I go to the Llama dimension, and get all the Llama's to help me, they destroy all of the swag dimension (including Malk) except for the pie, which they bring to me, then, they seal all exits to the swag dimension which can not be destroyed so Malk is trapped in his own land forever, next, my new Llama army all equipted with hammers protect the pie
Finally, I order a pizza
It comes alive and eats you. I take the body of Iamnoone, and hang it from a flagpole. Then I paintball it. Not sure why... Oh yeah. I take the pie after muzzling it.
I suddenly appear in front of malka in intense roleplay spirit.
I form an antimatter pie, which collides at the pie at SUCH HIGH SPEEDS
that it causes ripples in the fabric of space
of course both the anti-pie and the pie are nullified, their atoms are gone forever.
*goes on and draws an illustration of malka and pipipi's loss of pie*
SEE IT MALKA PLOX on my DA
It was the drawing i lost cause black pen lost and now i fixed it here come see it
that's what you get for acted damickey
Oh and also i'll leave this here, it isn't the illustration i'm talking about but i'm gonna leave it here ..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSmhZFbCy0
They bomb the safe. They take the pie and bring it to me. I put it in a safe heavily guarded by robots.