Question 1: write the full names of the following items:
DDMB
SSB
GF
DCB
SSB
GF
SSS
DSB
SSB
GF
DSB
Question 2: what is the difference between DSB and DSB?
Question 3: what is the difference between SSB and SSB and SSB? Yes, there are three SSBs.
Question 4: what is the difference between GF and GF and a GF?
Ummm...
By heart:
1)
DDMB = ???
SSB = Swifstrike Buckler
GF = Gran Faust
DCB = Deadly Crystal Bomb
SSB = Super Shard Bomb
GF = Grand Flourish
SSS = Scintillating Sun Shards
DSB = Deadly Shard Bomb
SSB = Super Splinter Bomb
GF = ???
DSB = Deadly Splinter Bomb
2)DShardB deals normal dmg, DSplinterB deals piercing.
3) SwiftsrikeBuckler is a 3* shield that grants asi h to all weapons, SShardB is a 3* bomb that deals normal dmg, SSplinterB is a 3* bomb that deals piercing dmg.
4) GrandFlourish is 4* and deals piercing dmg, GranFaust is 5* and deals split norm/shad dmg with a chance of curse (and self curse charge), and the last GF is... I... don't know...
DDMB-Deadly Dark Matter Bomb
SSB-Swiftstrike Buckler, Scintillating Shard Bomb, Super Shard Bomb
GF-Gran Faust
DCB-Deadly Crystal Bomb
SSB-See SSB
GF-see GF
SSS-Side-Side-Side Postulate
DSB-Deadly Shard Bomb
SSB-See SSB
GF-see GF
DSB-Don't Stop Believing
2. DSB is Deadly Shard Bomb and DSB is actually not a Deadly Shard Bomb
3. One is a small shield, one is a shiny bomb, and one is a sad excuse of a bomb
4. One grunts, one has three swings and an OP charge (5 explosions), and one is your significant other
DDMB= Deadly Dark Matter Bomb
SSB= Swiftstrike Buckler or Super Smash Bros. or Shocking Salt Bomb or Super Shard Bomb or Super Splinter Bomb or Surge Side Blade
GF= Gran Faust, your girlfriend that you broke up with when Acheron got plastic surgery. OR your current girlfriend, because swearing is better than more damage OR Grand Flourish
DCB= Deadly Crystal Bomb
SSS= Scintillating Sun Shards or Super Swagger Storm or Super Slime Slasher or Scary Skelly Shield or Sinister Skelly Shield or
DSB= Deadly Shard Bomb or Divine Side Blade or Dusky Side Blade
And yes, there are three SSBs. Are you ready for the fourth one planned for the WiiU and 3DS?
To be honest, the hipstery weapons should never be abbreviated because no one will know what you're talking about or assume you to be talking about the more popular option.
SSB = Swift Strike Buckler.
If I say "SSB is one of the better options." while playing Spiral Knights, I don't mean shocking salt bomb or surge side blade or super smash bros. That would be ridiculous.
As Reto said-
"DDMB = ???"
DDMB: decidedly dorky mega-boink
SSB: suckin' sloppy ******
GF: God-****
DCB: Damaged Case of Beer
SSB: super sloppy ******
GF: gregariously fisted
SSS: superciliously slapped santa
DSB: don't shoot, bob!
SSB: slap-stick ******
GF: giant foot
DSB: doing something boring
Question 2: what is the difference between DSB and DSB?
the former is an exclamation of panic, while the latter is a passively descriptive statement.
Question 3: what is the difference between SSB and SSB and SSB? Yes, there are three SSBs.
while all three may be used within the same paragraph, the first contains the verb "sucking" which designates that it is an act, the second is a noun preceded by the adjective and modifier "sloppy" and "super" respectively, and the third can be either used as a noun with an adverb modifier or simply a noun modified by the adjective "slap-stick" denoting that it is intended to be used in a physically comedic way.
Question 4: what is the difference between GF and GF and a GF?
the third is simply a foot modified by the word "giant" meaning it is very large in size compared to its surroundings. the first is a descriptor meaning I can really do you good in bed and the second typically occurs at parties i'm sure none of you have ever been to.
Dumb Dandelions Making Butter
Super Slicky Bubbles
Girl Friend
Disgusting Cootie Breath
Super Smash Bros
Gluten Free
Sick Sinus Syndrome
Digital Sand Barbecue
Since Sliced Bread
Growth Factor
Dust Soft Bunny
And yes, there are three SSBs. Are you ready for the fourth one planned for the WiiU and 3DS?
I most certainly am. Show me your moves!
the growth factor from my gluten-free girlfriend and her disgusting cootie breath gave me sick sinus syndrome, meanwhile the super smash brothers have got a dust soft bunny leaking super sticky bubbles on their digital sand barbeque, which has got to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.
(&*^%$^*& those dumb dandelions are making butter again, I warned them about that. butter does not go well with barbequed sand......
Answer 1:
DDMB: D... De... Devastating Dark Matter Bomb
SSB: Swiftstrike Buckler
GF: Gran Faust
DCB: Is this some news company?
SSB: I thought I already answered this one.
GF: Girlfriend
SSS: Is this like the KKK?
DSB: Dumb Shard Bomb
SSB: I think this is some oral hygiene company.
GF: Oh come on, not again!
DSB: Polaris
Answer 2: trick question; only a hipster can tell the difference and hipsters are nerds.
Answer 3: the first and second games allowed for playing competitively; the third was a party game.
Question 4: another trick question; you'll never have one so it doesn't matter.
Deadly Dark Matter Bomb(?)
Super Shard Bomb
Gran Faust
Deadly Crystal Bomb
no idea
no idea
Scintillating Sun Shards
Deadly Shard Bomb
no idea
no idea
Obviously I don't know about the other pieces of gear you're talking about