Let's Ban People (game)!
Thu, 12/19/2013 - 19:33
The way this game works is basically to ban the person above you for some ridiculously stupid reason. If possible, give some sort of little story to give a reason to be banned. I'll start:
I just so happened to help a hungry cat.
Thu, 12/19/2013 - 20:10
#2
Swag IS a virtue
The cat survived, then conquered mankind. Moron.
I ate another human.
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 01:31
#3
you are banned
Cuz i wanted to eat that one!
I kill vanaqluck with a cautery sword
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 05:07
#4
NOOOOOOO
THE CAUTERY SWORD IS MEANT FOR SLIMES. DOES HE LOOK LIKE A SLIME?
Under the license agreement of proper weapon usage, and the disciplinary issues of mishandling them, thou art banned.
-----[-] *POW*
. |(#>.<)/
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 05:28
#5
All ban will break loose.
I ban you for banning Kbloowit, then I ban Kbloowit for being banned.
I kill Royal Jelly with a Flourish. 2*. In Proto Armor.
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 05:33
#6
Hmph.
I point out that the Flourish was coated in Rock Salt. I ban you for being a taco.
I don't do anything unproductive.
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:04
#7
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I BAN YOU BECAUSE I GOT MY HANDS ON THE BAN HAMMER
/smashes Sandwich with ban hammer
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
/hides the ban hammer in a secret place so no one can ban me for eating nick
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 23:29
#8
All ban will break loose.
I ban you for using the ban hammer.
I fus-roh-dah-ed the Auction House.
Sat, 12/21/2013 - 08:18
#9
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
You get celebrated and not banned and then banned for losing the game
I do nothing wrong
Sat, 12/21/2013 - 12:04
#10
Ha.
You get banned because of your anatomical defiance; being a Wolver, you should not have tight enough grips to use hammers. You are banned by the ban axe.
I eat something.
Sat, 12/21/2013 - 13:24
#11
Swag IS a virtue
THAT ISNT A SANDWICH!!! It's the governor if pickleton!
BANNED FOR MURDER
I used the: "Unrelenting Force" thu'um on the Skylark's engines and made it crash...Oops, my bad
Sun, 12/22/2013 - 22:06
#12
BAAANNN
Malkalack, you are banned because you breathed air on my property of land. the air was mine! Rightfully MINE!
BAN HAMMER!!!!
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 08:13
#13
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I ban you because you stole my BAN HAMMER
I eat a sandwich potato
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 10:02
#14
You just ate GLADoS! Ban you!
I eat a Sandvich that does not have potatoes or taters or spuds.
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 10:49
#15
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
you acually ate Sandwich-Potato, ban ye!
I do something
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 10:56
#16
Your ban hammer isn't safe.
You looked at my battle sprite funny! Don't you know? My sprite eats wolver souls for dinner! I summon the SOUL-EATING BAN HAMMER!
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 11:18
#17
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I grab your hammer and hit you with it, as you stole my ban hammer
I make really big text
Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:07
#18
Totally not a NSA agent
I ban pi and every one else cept me, the GMs and devs and erry one in my guild cuz i dont like big text.
I necroed this thread. Pun magnet activate.
You are banned. DO YOU KNOW WHAT FEEDING ANIMALS DOES?! IT CAUSES THEM TO GET USED TO HUMANS AND KILL THEM FOR FOOD! YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST BLINDED A TWO YEAR OLD.
-----[-] *POW*
. |(#>.<)/
Ban hammer!
I am a potato.