Spiral Knights - Contri so boring (movie trailer)

Contri so boring (movie trailer)

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Mon, 12/23/2013 - 08:44

Dragneel-Wiki

Does anyone feel like that too? He is being so sirius lately. I am really worried about him, pls, halp.

Goes to sleep...

Uncle Feller comes in the dream with a beard on his head, and laughing like Santa: "HO HO HO"

Feller: Why are you troubled kid?

Dragneel: Ehehehe, it's Contri, sir.

Feller: What's with him?

Dragneel: He is boring and so serious lately, I want him to be like before. :(

Feller: HO HO HO, I know the reason son.

Dragneel: Really?! YOU DO? :D

Feller: It's Jempire son, they are jempifying him, you are the only one who can stop it.

Dragneel: B-b-but, I am weak, I can't do anything alone. :(

Feller: El Bandido shall help. BANDIDO!! VEN AQUI!

Bandido: P A T E T I C, I won't help.

Feller: You will, noob. Grabs his boneless finger.

Bandido: Ok, voy a ayudarlo. ._.

Krakob shouts loudly, waking Dragneel in the process.

Krakob: Good morning, Draggy.

Dragneel: Good morning, huh? Takes the pillow, knocks Krakob on the ground and strangles him.

Dragneel: One down, 299 to go.

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Trouble in Gempire City, coming in Dec 30, 2013. Ft. Bandido, Papa Feller, Pwny, Dragneel, Kraky, fAAyi and Mawashimono as the guest star. Stay tuned!

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 08:46

Msaad

#BRING BACK THE OLD CONTRI

+1 Best thread 2013

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 09:00

Krakob

t(-_-t)

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 09:07

Bleyken

The old Contri is dead... I killed him... Now I'm God!

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 09:47

Sirius-Voltbreaker

Ohh!

I wanna be iin it! Can I be Feller's rival? Like a side character to the movie who appears?

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 09:53

Unfair-Ness

Contri,you were a god already

Contri,you were a god already before :/

ALL HAIL CONTRI

\o/

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 10:14

Darkcub

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 10:21

Msaad

@Sirius

You can be the depressed attention seeking guy.

(Its just a joke no hate pls)

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 10:33

Sirius-Voltbreaker

-__-

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE! I HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!
*Ahem On a more Sirius note; I would prefer to be the chillax person with a cold dark side.

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 14:22

Feyi-Feyi

I think Contri 's just being sad because he isn't allowed into the Jempire A-team without AT on.

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 16:43

#10

Rezzler

^Lol

Someone should make a guild called "The AT-Team".

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 01:35

#11

Krakob

@Rezzler

Wouldn't work. Everyone would want to be in it but no one would actually dare to be and everyone would hate on it but secretly adore it.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 01:54

#12

Ill-Fate-Ill

....

Hmm...AT team...if only Dauntless was as active as before, just so I get to yell at my guildies for joining the AT team. ^(00)^

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 06:06

#13

Scirio

"Then how can mirrors be real?" -Jaden Smith

How can draggy strangle krakky?

Krakky = OP. Drag must've used AT to strangle him.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 08:16

#14

Krakob

pls
Dragneel is quite a bit better than me.

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 03:44

#15

Dragneel-Wiki

@Krakob:

"Dragneel is quite a bit better than me."

"Dragneel is quite a bit better than me."

"Dragneel is quite a bit better than me."

"Dragneel is quite a bit better than me."

"a bit"

LOL

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 13:37

#16

Krakob

Yes. You are indeed one binary number better than me.

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 17:44

#17

Glad-Amparus

I was going to make "Alt

I was going to make "Alt Army" (AA)

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 18:29

#18

Terrty

BOO

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, i like new contri

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 14:46

#19

Xx-Hell-Demon

-.-

The old contri is back!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 14:55

#20

Bleyken

No!!! He is an impostor!!!

Sun, 12/29/2013 - 20:58

#21

Feyi-Feyi

Impostor is a big word for a pony.
Now stop talking to yourself Contri :s

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 03:23

#22

Krakob

@Contri-The-Pony

If I may quote you,
gtfo noobie

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 05:11

#23

Feyi-Feyi

Which Contri are you quoting now Krakob?

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 05:45

#24

Dragneel-Wiki

Contri will never be silly and call himself pony.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 06:07

#25

Krakob

@Feyi

Contri and western. I think that line is from a really old song from like, the 19th century. They sure were good at writing lyrics back then.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 13:39

#26

Nobodyno

@Krakob

"They sure were good at writing lyrics back then"
You sound way to old to be playing this game

Like, im pretty sure you have to be between 10-15 to be legally allowed to play this.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 16:02

#27

Krakob

A lot of this game's influences are from games that were released before today's 10-15 year olds were born.

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 02:43

#28

Nobodyno

@Krakob

It was supposed to be just a joke,
but yeah, i feel kindof bad for saying it now

Tue, 12/31/2013 - 02:56

#29

Fawxtrot

Can I be the old person at

Can I be the old person at the wrong final battle? Oh wait... wrong thread. (SEE? IT'S PERFECT FOR ME.)

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Contri so boring (movie trailer)