All posters except me control the man arguing with me over cherries, and I am, well, Sargent-Zekrua.
Think about everything possible to type with this as an example:
Example: The world will end if I don't get all those cherries THIS SECOND!
That's your example.
Enjoy!
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THOSE WERE YOUR CHERRIES?!?!?! I GOT THEM FROM MY OWN CHERRY FIELDS!!!!"
I parry his attack with a diamond sword.
"I BURYED MY INFINITE CHERRY SUPPLY IN MY FIELDS, AND YOU STOLE THE DEED AND UNBURYED IT," the man says as he bonks your head with a spear, luckily not the sharp part
I STAY IN MY PROPERTY UNLESS I AM INVITED SOMEWHERE AND I WAS NOT INVITED TO WHERE YOU BURIED YOUR INFINITE CHERRY SUPPLY, THEREFOR I DID NOT STEAL IT!
LOOK IN YOUR CHERRY FIELDS IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME! I DID NOT STEAL IT, EVEN IF IT'S NOT THERE!!!"
I slice the spear in two, and then throw them into the void.
"I WANT TO KILL YOU FOR STEALING MY INFINITE CHERRYS!!!" The man says as he tries to cut off your head with a big sword