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Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:54
Shoresan

First of all I would give a great big Thankyou to all who participated, May you and yours have a Happy New Year!

Our Top Three Winners: -The Iron Wolf Armor and Iron Wolf Helm set-
1. Bitsbee
2. Henryjayknapp
3. Fright (steam)

Runners up : -Iron Wolf Helm-
1. Ember-Break
2. Fangel

All winners please refer to the Steam link and post there , so that we may have a direct trade.
I would simply ask for your steam name, however since there are many repeats it would introduce
a chance that I contact the wrong person.

Bitsbee; I managed to obtain your Iron Wolf set ingame with the help of a friend of mine :-)
If you would let me know your Knights name, I will have them mailed immediately.

http://steamcommunity.com/app/99900/discussions/0/648814842832069634/

In answer to a few of you; the reason why everything must be traded through steam, is because only one of each item may be unpacked from a steam inventory per account ingame. However if your SK isn't on steam and you don't feel like setting up an account, I'd still encourage participation if only for the sake of bringing a grin to fellow community members ^_^ I hope everyone had a happy holiday!

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 15:58
#1
Fangel's picture
Fangel
Sounds interesting

Make sure to link your steam page back to this thread so there aren't any repeats.

I haven't got any jokes to really work with, but this year I'm asking Santa for a sense of humor.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:12
#2
Bitsbee's picture
Bitsbee

Two snowmen are standing next to each other when one of them says "Do you smell carrots?"

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:52
#3
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

What did one of the snowmen say when one of the snowman caught a baseball and slipped on the ice?
ICE ONE!

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 21:53
#4
Shadowtrojan's picture
Shadowtrojan
I wish I was santa, because

I wish I was santa, because Santa knows where the naughty girls live =(

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 22:05
#5
Heroia's picture
Heroia
This one is good :D

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would his name be?

A subordinate Claus!

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 22:06
#6
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Q: Why is Christmas just like

Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 11:40
#7
Chiefcoolguy's picture
Chiefcoolguy
What goes ho ho swoosh ho ho swoosh

Q. What goes ho ho swoosh ho ho swoosh? A. Santa caught in a revolving door trying to get in the building!

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 14:18
#8
Dean-Zane's picture
Dean-Zane
This year i asked

This year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas...

I woke up in a box.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 15:35
#9
Thunder-The-Bright's picture
Thunder-The-Bright
gods ain't gonna help you, son.

what box, precisly...? did he have eyebrows or something?

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 16:03
#10
Red-Galaxy's picture
Red-Galaxy
Q. What did Adam say on the

Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. "It's Christmas, Eve"

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 18:30
#11
Implodez's picture
Implodez
Tehehe

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

CLAUSETROPHOBIC!!!!!!

Buh-dum-tis

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 23:09
#12
Son-Of-Hades's picture
Son-Of-Hades
Dat corny joke

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it " soots " him!

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 02:44
#13
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
@Thunder-The-Bright

Very nice +1

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 02:53
#14
Zaffy-Laffy's picture
Zaffy-Laffy

Are you sure it wasn't a bush? What kind of person takes up inanimate objects as a persona?

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 15:21
#15
Henryjayknapp
Christmas joke

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman??

A: Can you smell carrots?

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 23:07
#16
Metaalpha's picture
Metaalpha
Christmas

Henryjayknapp you just copied bitsbee's joke
On topic, I've got a good one I've known for a while.

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

If I win give my prize to bitsbee, I don't play SK much anymore and bitsbee is a victim of the joke steal. Merry Christmas!

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 23:31
#17
Bitsbee's picture
Bitsbee

Thanks for the support, but I just realized that it's a Steam Trade & I don't have Steam.

Though, I don't know how it works. Are you still able to give it away to a non-Steam user after a Trade or what?

Thu, 12/26/2013 - 23:53
#18
Moogaffy's picture
Moogaffy
Oh what fun.

Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can 'ho ho ho'!

I felt sick when I typed this in...

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 00:56
#19
Ember-Break's picture
Ember-Break
Eating posts like cookies. Yum.

The joke I am about to tell is ordered by numbers. It's not a classic joke but... Hopefully it still applies for this contest!

1. Wake up
2. Drink some eggnog for breakfast with family
3. Go to a Christmas party
4. Get caught under the mistletoe with crush
5. Kiss crush without being rejected
6. Happy ending

By the way, the order is 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 1.
Merry (late) Christmas!

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 01:09
#20
Aesn's picture
Aesn

(Q) What has an evil laugh, brings you presents and scratches your furniture?
(A) Santa Claws

Does it have to be done through steam?

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 11:02
#21
Henryjayknapp
sorry @Bitsbee, found mine in

sorry @Bitsbee, found mine in a Christmas cracker and didn't see your post.... I will find an even cornier joke :D

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 11:04
#22
Henryjayknapp
Q: What's the most popular

Q: What's the most popular Christmas wine?

A: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

love my Christmas crackers XD

P.S don't use my other one use this one, I didn't see bitsbee's comment and you cant really have two of the same Christmas jokes ;)

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 11:05
#23
Henryjayknapp
Q: What's the most popular

Q: What's the most popular Christmas wine?

A: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

love my Christmas crackers XD

P.S don't use my other one use this one, I didn't see bitsbee's comment and you cant really have two of the same Christmas jokes ;)

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 11:21
#24
Hellscreams-Forum's picture
Hellscreams-Forum
You guys're gonna faint

The greatest gift for a 32 year old bachelor....
A gullible girl with a mistletoe

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