Oh God I Have No Life.
But MAN this is what you call art.
10/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ
also,here is a nice short story.
Bob liked watermelons. one day on a hiking adventure he found a shed. To his liking, there was a room full of them, but was then startled by a old man saying, you need a watermelon fruit to pass through to get to the honey melons. BOB ADORED honey melons so bob thieved the old man and passed through the melons using the flute. In the end, there was a monster honey melon which ate him. THE END.
Hope you enjoyed this story :D
Gearsolider
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