Spiral Knights - The Lder Swear

The Lder Swear

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Fri, 12/27/2013 - 02:10

Tazet

One rather interesting component that a certain PvP minigame brings to light in Spiral Knights is the exquisite (and sometimes not so much) vocabulary that players command. It's always nice to keep a seething retort in your back pocket for those times when a supposed "AA Flourish spamming n00b" somehow gets the better of you. Some knights get a little keyboard-smashy happy in their rages, while others prefer to pick their snide remarks with care. All add to the atmosphere of a delightful community known as Lockdown.

Simply put, what is the greatest Spiral Knights related/themed swear/curse that you can think of? Keeping it within the filter, of course.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 03:35

Jendar-Nox

...

You son of a mender, piece of jelly, wish you have a rabid Snarby under your bed.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 04:10

Gasguzzler

AAAARGH

"You Gremlonium-licking Chromalisk hugger!"
"May you be stared at by a Retrode."
"You smell like a fresh squeezed glass of Gremlin lemonade!"
"Go trip on a Deconstructor!"
"Go step on a spike!"
"May you be frozen by a Silversap."
"Go fall into the Core, you Wolver-kissing jerk!"
"I hope you find four Trojans taped to each other's backs."

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 04:23

Fangel

Oh my... That last one Gasguzzler

I'll be sure to not tick you off any time soon.

An insult, hmm... A good insult is disguised as a compliment.
But I don't have that sort of insult on my feathertips, so "I hope you get stunned while unleashing a blitz needle charge" will do. Or "Go step on a shock pad, you chaotic hooligan!"

But I'm usually polite. If one is worthy of an insult from me, then it'll be something... How should I put this... not bland.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 06:40

Whimsicality

Reading these lines in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice

"A wriggling Jelly Cube puts up a better fight than you worthless protoplasms!"
"Are you even trying? Next time, try leaving a dent."
"In the name of Vog, get dunked!"
"Even a Zombie has more wit."
"How much does your wallet hurt from all those hideous accessories?"
"That's a pretty good gun, for a toddler. Now give it back to the Gremlin you stole it from."
"May all your treasure boxes contain nothing but Scrap Metal."
"Maid Headband."

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 09:36

Magnum-Frost

-Generic Subject Line-

"get r3kd m8 topkek.jpeg" -say this to someone in lockdown after you AA hammer spam them into the dirt, the rage gets pushed to the max

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 14:21

Aesn

Lel

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 15:05

Krakob

Yo mama's so fat she takes up two spots on the GLD team.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 17:54

Gasguzzler

GAHAHAHA

@Fangel
One that doesn't sound like an insult? Maybe this'll at least work for a post-sprite foe:
"I hope Biscotti bakes you a nice, big cake."

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 18:19

Troll-Lolo

This one's a bit mean spirited :P

Was your brain messed up so bad from the escape pod that you have to use auto aim?
I'd rather get hit by a silversap than look at your ugly toupee infested cap!
You couldn't hit the side of a royal slime with your lousy aim!
Stay frozen ya dust bunny ridden clone!
Oh did that hurt? Well good, that was with my cautery sword, weakling!
BURN CHAOS CLONE, BIRN IN THE FIRE OF MY VICTORY, SUKKAAAA! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Shocking, isn't it? (Eyebrow wiggle)

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 20:52

#10

Klipik-Forum

I read "LDer swear" as "Elder swear".

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:28

#11

Tazet

@ Klipik

I'm glad you got the reference! I'm quite a fan of the Potter Puppet Pals.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 22:54

#12

Glad-Amparus

Mother jelly in gastric key

Mother jelly in gastric key spammer freakin out crazeh lollygagging hypocrite alt

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 23:15

#13

Ghret

Insults
"Your skill is amazing! I've never seen a person tap one button as fast as you have."
"I see that you are a person of inanity from your use of [insert weapon name]. Perhaps one day you will have some skill to use an actual weapon."
"Lockdown requires skill, they said. Well, I can confidently say that you have proven them all wrong, my good sir."
"Repetition leads to perfection. I see you follow this lesson devoutly from all your spamming."
"I would request a duel with you, but I'm afraid that I would get ganked by your entire team."
"Haze, Haze, and more Haze. Is there anything that you could do better? Perhaps actually fight me?"

Retorts
"You have thrown down the gauntlet, but I shall never stoop that low to pick it up."
"You see spamming/Auto-Aim because you cannot see skill."
"Scream "Lag! Lag!", all you wish, sir. You are fooling nobody."
"If I was truly unskilled then I would be dead by now. As you can see, I am not."
"Said the ninny flailing his weapon all over the arena."
"I shall the day that you stop using Auto-Aim/spamming!"
"I would never have thought of using that combination of weapons. Then again, I'm not you."

Sat, 12/28/2013 - 02:19

#14

Blue-Flood

Krakob wins, cause it's a mom joke

lol

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